Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Frost]

Monger, if you're smart, that's flying away from Angronbloom

[Ironmonger]

Monger, if you're smart, that's flying away from Angronbloom

EDIT: The forum is pink now...OH BOB SAGET!

[CamoBadger]

((Happy Nightmare Night PH Group))

[Ironmonger]

I hope a windstorm kicks up here during trick-or-treating. That would amuse me greatly.

EDIT: Is thee a way to personally change how the forum page shows up, like the colors? I can't see some of this shit.

[CamoBadger]

I'm still working on it XD and I have no idea on that...sorry

[Ironmonger]

I'm not annoyed or anything, I just have wonky vision. Some objects and colors don't translate immediately for me, but I'm not color-blind...admittedly this color scheme is pretty however...

[Kattlarv]

On a unrelated side note, was very temped earlier today to make a cover on the find a pet song, but start with "X my dear, I cannot begin to express my disgust!" and then trail off in some parody rant song about stuff xP

@Kipper: (stuff) Can say that partially is why I am "stuck" in the current mood, I don't dare to take any major chance in fear of failing. Quite sure I'm to fragile for that.
And as said, if you ever need someone to talk to: Go to someone of the more competent in the forum. Or forum overall, I'll make sure to not mess stuff up by saying things.

@EP: ... *snrk* again, thought back to the prior comment of urinals and glory holes, and concluded that BJ likes to, and would regularly go visit the local "Glory hole" if she could

@Valik: You're too late, I regularly visit DorklyBits ;P

@Iron: Oi! I do not only rant xD One of those was a chapter review... or was that... ah whatever xD And if it took you this long to realize I'm perverted, I really recommend you take the intensive training perk and increase your Per ;P I've been here for ages. I caused the great deraiocalypse back in 2011 with the aid of Kipper. The one that created the "forbidden topics". I think it was 11 at least.

And meh, murloc up Iron, it'll just last for a day or so ;P

[Ironmonger]

@Murlocing up

Cuzzin Cletus, dat you? (extended country family joke)
Yeah I know it'll only last for a day or so. I'm that way with helping people, I can't hardly turn down a job but that doesn't mean I'll help without a complaint about the work. :P

I've only read a few of your posts Kim so I'm actually realizing your perversion rather fast.

Also..."glory holes"...Gloryjack...*wheezes holding back laughter*

[Valikdu]

@Murlocing up

[Ironmonger]

After finally getting some silence and peace to myself here in my house I realized something. I think the above work was Adder trying to get me to stop going off topic so much. Amazing what you can think of when you have some silence in your life.

[O. Hinds]

In PH related news, I'd like to move the topic back onto the Mane Six. So we know the war has two phases to five phases, first the small scale war between Pony and Zebra, between Royal Guard and Caesars Legionaries. At some point the Royal Guard is expanded into a full blown army and we can expect the Zebras started general recruiting, why? Because only full blown armies produce refugees. You won't get refugees with fifty hundred pony strike teams, but thousand pony bands will make people flee. The reason I purpose this second phase of the war under Celestia is simple... Littlehorn had a refugee column coming to the school, you don't get wandering masses of disposed equines without significant fighting.

...Huh. That is interesting.


Also, the forum's new color scheme is certainly... eyecatching.

[Ironmonger]

@new colors scheme

CLOUDSVILLE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SLAANESHI CULTISTS, THIS IS NOW CANON!

In other news, I'm finally getting around to reading Murky Number Seven, and I have realized I have not once seen a Sten Gun in FoE. *seethes with rage*

[Valikdu]

@new colors scheme

CLOUDSVILLE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SLAANESHI CULTISTS, THIS IS NOW CANON!

Ok.

Spoiler:

[CamoBadger]

Slaaneshi? Dafug is dat?

[Ironmonger]

Now we need Vinyl Scratch as a Noise Marine with some Bass Cannon.

@Camo
Slaaneshi being those who worship Slaanesh, Chaos God of Pleasure, Passion, and Decadence. They are know to use striking and bold colors such as what is currently on the forum.

[Sindri]

I hope a windstorm kicks up here during trick-or-treating. That would amuse me greatly.

EDIT: Is thee a way to personally change how the forum page shows up, like the colors? I can't see some of this shit.

Stylebot is your friend.

@new colors scheme

CLOUDSVILLE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY SLAANESHI CULTISTS, THIS IS NOW CANON!

Hey you! Out! These ones are mine!

[Ironmonger]

Thanks Sindri, and it could be worse. Could be Nurgle cultists.

[Cptadder]

In PH related news, I'd like to move the topic back onto the Mane Six. So we know the war has two phases to five phases, first the small scale war between Pony and Zebra, between Royal Guard and Caesars Legionaries. At some point the Royal Guard is expanded into a full blown army and we can expect the Zebras started general recruiting, why? Because only full blown armies produce refugees. You won't get refugees with fifty hundred pony strike teams, but thousand pony bands will make people flee. The reason I purpose this second phase of the war under Celestia is simple... Littlehorn had a refugee column coming to the school, you don't get wandering masses of disposed equines without significant fighting.

...Huh. That is interesting.

More to the point what I was trying to get across but forgot getting a picture of the dog is this, the war as we know was fought in at least two phases of Celestia control and Luna control. However we don't know if it was only two phases. Kkat did not write this as a Proxy for Vietnam or anything, we know why the war started and ended and a few views in between. Somber has painted in another few tiny spots like the war tent scene with the memory orb from the Royal guard but otherwise the war is mostly blank.

But we can interfere things like the refugee column at Littlehorn, the existence of fire arms pre-war, the statements that Celestia tried to keep them out of the war but Luna threw them into it with all four hooves. There are many areas of speculation about how the war was prosecuted, about when the Royal guards stopped carrying about not causing fatalities in their attacks for example. Or when a combined armed forces of Earth, Pegasuses and Unicorn transitioned into a full blow military.

Also, the forum's new color scheme is certainly... eyecatching.

Eye watering, white and Purple do not go well together and there is still large white spaces all over the place, if those whites were changed to a darker shade of purple then maybe as it is it's white and black and light and dark purple.

[Sindri]

Thanks Sindri, and it could be worse. Could be Nurgle cultists.

Nah, Papa Nurgle is pretty cool. You just gotta--

Oh, right, you guys still have immune systems...

[Kippershy]

Just want to thank everyone for the support.

Lassie is still alive and while she's not completely happy, she's feeling better than she was yesterday.
She's still not quite grasped onto the fact that she's been dumped, doesn't understand that this is the end and she has to try to begin to let go -- mostly because this is her first time in romance despite being a few months older than me and dare I say it, highly attractive.

She's got me and I'm not going to give up on her, seeing as I know what it's like to have the few people you think you can rely on simply turn you away without even bothering and I know that she's a lot weaker emotionally than I ever have been.


So yeah, thank you everyone. The worst of it is dealt with now and all so I feel a lot better.



I'll stop making a fuss about this now, just thought I'd finish up.

[222222]

@WarPhases: I imagine that there was a gradual increase in hostilities, very slowly building armies, battles getting bigger. Then the terrorist attack on Luna's school caused a huge spike in hostilities, followed by Luna taking power to which both sides started arming and mobilizing armies at an exponential rate, until they both reached their maximum military potential. Then all increases where technological rather then numerical.

Personal Story of Win: I was playing Dwarf Fortress and my fortress had 80ish dwarves, when winter struck and froze all the lakes. Unfortunately I wasn't aware that my brewer had died at about the same time, until when near the end of winter dwarves started dying of thirst. I went from 80ish dwarves to eleven dwarves, five of which where babies. I had pretty much given up hope, and one ex-military dwarf went berserk, strangled the five babies in their cribs, and killed every other adult except the mayor. So the mayor and this bleeding insane war veteran are staring each other down across the auditorium, and the crazy one goes in for the kill when 28 migrants show up on the border. Right before they get to the auditorium, the mayor kills the crazy dwarf. Now I just keep picturing these thirty dwarves walking through halls full of desiccated dwarf corpses, coming into an auditorium with discarded baby corpses laying around, just in time to see the mayor reach out and break the only other survivors neck. Surprisingly the fortress has made a full recovery.

NO ONE disrespects Mayor.

[Ironmonger]

Little do we know, the berzerk dwarf also ate the last twinkie.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

if they are genetically engineered super humans then why do they need armor, and no I don't buy that crap about the bad proportions of their armor and head...

[OneMoreDaySK]

Just want to thank everyone for the support.

Lassie is still alive and while she's not completely happy, she's feeling better than she was yesterday.
She's still not quite grasped onto the fact that she's been dumped, doesn't understand that this is the end and she has to try to begin to let go -- mostly because this is her first time in romance despite being a few months older than me and dare I say it, highly attractive.

She's got me and I'm not going to give up on her, seeing as I know what it's like to have the few people you think you can rely on simply turn you away without even bothering and I know that she's a lot weaker emotionally than I ever have been.


So yeah, thank you everyone. The worst of it is dealt with now and all so I feel a lot better.



I'll stop making a fuss about this now, just thought I'd finish up.

That's good to hear. Really no experience with this kind of stuff, so I kept quiet about it and just prayed for the best.
But just know we're here for ya, all some-odd strange people.


In other news, why do I have the feeling that Ironmonger came from an image board?

[Kippershy]

Because even as genetically engineered super humans, they're still flesh and bone all the same.
Armour protects them and increases the chance that the investment into them is going to be paid off by their efforts.

Think, you spend decades or possibly even centuries training these guys (because yes, some of them live for that long due to their genetic engineering) -- why would you risk them so stupidly by letting them go out to battle without armour?

Hell, even with armour, look at when they're against.


A tryannid will fuck up a lone space marine easily given the chance.

[Ironmonger]

Because weaponry in 40K is ridiculously powerful. The weakest weapon, the lasgun, is powerful enough to dismember a man with a single shot. The weakest armor of those soldiers would be impervious to most if not all infantry weaponry of modern times. Space Marines would be slaughtered without their armor. The 'average' weapon in the setting is a .50-75 caliber rapid-firing RPG called a Bolter, they would eat a modern tank. The reason their armor is so disproportionate is because their chests are enlarged to provide room for the extra organs they need.

EDIT: Kipper is right on point. Everything in 40K seems to be ridiculously resilient.

@Image board theory

I aint from an image board, pictures convey my reactions and sense of humor better than words.

[Kippershy]

If Iron is from 4chan, he's definitely not a /b/reader.

[Ironmonger]

Try again Kip. Let's make a game out of this.

EDIT: Why wouldn't I be a /b/ reader?

[Kippershy]

Not a /b/ reader, a /b/reader.

The /b/ pony threads are called /b/read.



1. You're not a part of the steam group
2. I'd know if you were.
3. You'd recognise me on there if you were.

[Ironmonger]

Warp Spider:"We move through the thread, as the thread moves through us."
In all seriousness I found this place via the mentions in some of the PH chapters. Got curious and made my baleful way over here. I was so used to the angsty, flame-ridden, vile nature of some forums that I expected the same from here. When I learned I could be myself-BUT SUDDENLY, IRONMONGER'S CRAZY TRAIN!

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