Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Guest]

Kip, Admiral's right, this isn't on you. I'm so sorry to hear that this has happened - it's unfair and awful, and I can't even imagine what that's like. I don't really have words. You're an amazing person for having tried your damnedest to fix your friend. And Sindri may be right, too - you may have done more than you realize. Whatever happens next is up to her; you helped and were there when needed sorely, and that is what counts. I hope things turn out okay, and that you'll be all right.

[WavemasterRyx]

I apparently missed something, but do get better from whatever it was.

Thank you, ma'am.

Damn string / iron, thanks. I needed that laugh after
last night and still waking up worried this morning.

*hugs you gently*

[Ironmonger]

Kip I can't offer any words of comfort, the most I can really do for people is give em a hug and let them get whatever it is off their chest. We are all here for ya if you need anything. Lord give you comfort.

[Valikdu]

@Valik: (Random comic thing) I actually didn't really get what it was supposed to be heh... nor most of the other ones.

Watch these. They are useful for you!

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[Valikdu]

CROSSOVERS FOR THE CROSSOVER GOD!

damn can't come up with a good 'X for the X throne' line at this hour...

Did this one just... combine the Horizons' lullaby with WH40K?

[Ironmonger]

Dear Lord, it's like I've infected everyone with Warhammer zeal. I managed to get some proper thinking in about Ponyhammer, it makes more sense to me for Faust to be the Empress of Ponykind rather than Celestia. Celestia and Luna seem to be two sides of the same kind given they are Sun and Moon, they would be filling another roll, not sure what yet.

[Cptadder]

edit: also, seeing as I seem to have grabbed Adders spot, if you want to write up the 10 page summary I could post it or qote you on it dude?
(Seeing as he was asleep at the time.)

Nope Iron can do it seeing as he wrote 22% of the entire thread and I lost my 11th page lead in I have no motivation. I'd like to but can't seeing how 70/318=22% of the thread is his, I'm tempted to just mass quote his posts then word count them to the thread itself to get that percentage.

[Frost]

That's rough, Kip.

I can't pretend to know what you're going through. When I say I'm not an emotional person, I don't mean that I'm "tough", I mean I rarely actually feel them at all. When people talk about being "alone", all I can do is wonder what's so bad about that. There is barely anyone I can actually connect to.

[Stringtheory]

Dear Lord, it's like I've infected everyone with Warhammer zeal. I managed to get some proper thinking in about Ponyhammer, it makes more sense to me for Faust to be the Empress of Ponykind rather than Celestia. Celestia and Luna seem to be two sides of the same kind given they are Sun and Moon, they would be filling another roll, not sure what yet.

don't forget to swap out Empress for Creator

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[Stringtheory]

@Ironmonger I just saw this:

[FeatherDust]

Those armor suits in war hammer are anatomically impossible.

I know, right? Every time I see one I want to ask, "Where EXACTLY does your armpit go?" Because the shoulders are like four feet away from the dude's head.

[Frost]

Those armor suits in war hammer are anatomically impossible.

I know, right? Every time I see one I want to ask, "Where EXACTLY does your armpit go?" Because the shoulders are like four feet away from the dude's head.

Those guys are genetically engineered, heavily augmented posthumans. They really are just that big.

[Stringtheory]

Those armor suits in war hammer are anatomically impossible.

I know, right? Every time I see one I want to ask, "Where EXACTLY does your armpit go?" Because the shoulders are like four feet away from the dude's head.

Those guys are genetically engineered, heavily augmented posthumans. They really are just that big.

and their heads supposedly stay human sized while the rest of them grows

[Ametros]

Those armor suits in war hammer are anatomically impossible.

I know, right? Every time I see one I want to ask, "Where EXACTLY does your armpit go?" Because the shoulders are like four feet away from the dude's head.

Those guys are genetically engineered, heavily augmented posthumans. They really are just that big.

and their heads supposedly stay human sized while the rest of them grows

Human sized? Probably not - I'm sure their heads would be larger as well - the big thing being the proportions, so the head remains smaller in comparison to the rest of the body in relation to a normal person.

[Frost]

Those armor suits in war hammer are anatomically impossible.

I know, right? Every time I see one I want to ask, "Where EXACTLY does your armpit go?" Because the shoulders are like four feet away from the dude's head.

Those guys are genetically engineered, heavily augmented posthumans. They really are just that big.

and their heads supposedly stay human sized while the rest of them grows

Well, it grows some but not as drastically as the rest. As to why many of them eschew helmets, I have no idea.

[Stringtheory]

As to why many of them eschew helmets, I have no idea.

because it's more inspiring/they receive more glory if they don't wear helmets
it's essentially, 'I'm so badass I don't need a helmet' and the rest of the squad goes 'wow, he's so badass, that inspires me to match his badassery'

[Frost]

As to why many of them eschew helmets, I have no idea.

because it's more inspiring/they receive more glory if they don't wear helmets
it's essentially, 'I'm so badass I don't need a helmet' and the rest of the squad goes 'wow, he's so badass, that inspires me to match his badassery'

This is the same setting with Vindicare Assassins, Eldar Rangers, Chaos Marine Scouts, ect ect ect.

Not wearing a helmet is nothing more than glorious, badass suicide.

[Valikdu]

Well, nobody cares.

(and the illustration from that page is also a spacemarine, thus proving... something).

[Frost]

It's less of an issue for those with an Iron Halo and such.

[Ironmonger]

Nope Iron can do it seeing as he wrote 22% of the entire thread and I lost my 11th page lead in I have no motivation. I'd like to but can't seeing how 70/318=22% of the thread is his, I'm tempted to just mass quote his posts then word count them to the thread itself to get that percentage.

[Cptadder]

*snip image

Get to work Iron, summarize everything your already a page behind, send it to kipper and I'm sure he'd be happy to post it. You wrote almost a fifth of all posts in the last ten pages I'm sure you remember what we were talking about, after all you had to much to say yourself.

In PH related news, I'd like to move the topic back onto the Mane Six. So we know the war has two phases to five phases, first the small scale war between Pony and Zebra, between Royal Guard and Caesars Legionaries. At some point the Royal Guard is expanded into a full blown army and we can expect the Zebras started general recruiting, why? Because only full blown armies produce refugees. You won't get refugees with fifty hundred pony strike teams, but thousand pony bands will make people flee. The reason I purpose this second phase of the war under Celestia is simple... Littlehorn had a refugee column coming to the school, you don't get wandering masses of disposed equines without significant fighting.


In other news, the moves just left, I get to move the chairs and side desks myself, but it was funny when we moved the bed to see exactly how many squeaky toys Kiki had manged to hide under there. I counted six, some I don't even remember buying for her which means they are from her puppy days
For those wondering (excuse to post puppy pictures ho)
Here is when I got her


A month later on the bed


At six months


And... five minutes ago today

[Ironmonger]

*barely inaudible mumbling*

[RoboRed]

...Dashie is so adorable when she's pouting...

[Ironmonger]

12 Page Summary

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Ironmonger fail

[Ironmonger]

Mister Frost brings up the idea for his Rape Factory which is rather intriguing.
Adder brings up the technological issues with said factory.
Caoimhe alerts everyone to the fact Moonstuck climaxed and therefore activates my trap card.
I poke fun at Adder saying he acts like an old man (I do too sometimes admittedly).
We come to the conclusion that Adder is not old, but in fact an eldritch god.
Swicked accidentally walks into an unmarked emotional mindfield and triggers a reaction from me, I later apologize.
The group discuss killing Fluttershy to make sure she doesn't know about the Rape Factory.
Using the Black Book to revive Necroshy is discussed and why it likely wouldn't happen or work.
Speed of the memory-to-user transfer-speed of memory orbs is discussed.
I ask about cloning technology for the Rape Factory being possibly available in other countries, we agree that most technology similar to wartime tech would be traded or taken to those nations.
Frost mentions he is the resident gunbrony, which I am also to a slightly lesser extent.
Healing potions/talismans and their efficiency are discussed.
I derail the topic and Robo activates my trap card with his response.
Frost jokes about the razor-blade scare with halloween candy-
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD-
Kim rants.
I post a free vector graphics editor link.
We discuss similarities between God Save The Queen and other music.
I make a dick joke.
Spoilers for season 3.
Admiral points at that someone is-WROOOOOOOOOOONG
Admiral gets grammar-nazied.
An article on the soldiers of stalingrad is discussed.
I joke that Admiral could be Doctor Drunk.
Doctor Drunk gets a pyramid parked on his TARDIS because the Pharoah is an asshole.
Valikdu posts his World of Tanks experience-INTO THE MOTHERLAND!
I realize that Kim is perverted and that she fits in perfectly in this thread.This used to be a nice neighborhood, but now it's littered with the corpses of those who would do me wrong, and of those who would cross me.
I admit why I derail.
Caoihme becomes a bleached whale. hee hee hee
We discuss magical fallout shelters.
George Fatass Lucas loses Star Wars to Mickey Manic Mouse.
Kim rants.
I have an incident with a black pharmacist.
I post a smexy picture of Dawn.
Swicked makes me a humorous meme card and I feel like hugging him.
I mention that I will alert the forum to the baleful gaze of the Crazy Train.
Swicked reveals that there is no stopping the Crazy Train.
Kipper is scary because he is fat and british.
It is scientifically proven that rich people get crushed by anvils on a regular basis. The response was worth the weight.
I mention reliable and plausible weapons in post-war Equestria.
Admiral Rum carves him a bitch pumpkin.
Swicked and I discuss grudge-pumpkins. I feel like being offensive with them.
We comfort Kipper and tell him we are all here for him.
Somehow I get drafted into writing those horse shit. Hehe it's funny cause-*slap*-ow.
Frost corrects a few people as to the anatomical correction of Spoos Murrine armor.
Adder lurks in the shadows of the thread waiting to devour my soul if I don't post this.
Where the fuck is fluttershy's money.
I bitchslap Erumpet.

[Valikdu]

Spoos Murrine

That's not how you spell Spess Mehreen.

[Ironmonger]

Spoos Murrine

That's not how you spell Spess Mehreen.

That's not how you spell "I have Fluttershy's money."

[Valikdu]

Spoos Murrine

That's not how you spell Spess Mehreen.

That's not how you spell "I have Fluttershy's money."

That's not how you spell "Fuck everything, here's Applebloom as Angron!"

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[Ironmonger]

That's not how you spell "Fuck everything, here's Applebloom as Angron!"

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My reaction.

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EDIT: *notices personal post count* SOON...

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