Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Yeah, if you want to stuff your poo with your stocking stuffer, then stuff it on your own private time without announcement, or just make a trans-dimensional clone of yourself and run away with it... keep it a secret let no one know about it, let it work and you just go about your life....

In other news, Big mac does not appear to carry command as a kind of officer type leader, that is not to say a field commission wouldn't be put out, I mean wasn't Vanity an officer of the platoon?

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Why is he uncomfortable with it in the first place?

Somber is the type to shy from most social contact

[Ironmonger]

Hinds if you are talking about me, well it's the same for me as it is Frost albeit I can get grossed out. Point being we don't assume something is crossing a line most of the time, you gotta come right out and say it or we won't know.

[Frost]

I mentioned earlier being asexual. Combined with the fact that I was talking about a ghost-hand rising up from primordial god-evil-sludge and I was thinking it's clear I was joking.

[Cptadder]

I mentioned earlier being asexual. Combined with the fact that I was talking about a ghost-hand rising up from primordial god-evil-sludge and I was thinking it's clear I was joking.

You've not been to enough dark parts of the internet, I took you entirely seriously and still do.
Remember the kipper chart

[Frost]

I mentioned earlier being asexual. Combined with the fact that I was talking about a ghost-hand rising up from primordial god-evil-sludge and I was thinking it's clear I was joking.

You've not been to enough dark parts of the internet, I took you entirely seriously and still do.
Remember the kipper chart

You seriously think there's a devil-toilet-god-sludge-hand performing acts of a sexual nature upon me? Is that what I'm reading?

[222222]

No he thought that is what you wanted. And it is only as 'obvious' that you where joking to you as it was 'obvious' you where being socially inappropriate to us. Please just drop it.

[Ketchup]

Be nice, people.
I have trouble sorting out rhetorics too often.

[Ironmonger]

That was possibly one of the funniest things I have seen all day.

[Frost]

That was possibly one of the funniest things I have seen all day.

which part?

[Ironmonger]

The whole gag, especially where everyone is like "WTF"

[Kattlarv]

Come on you guys! I leave you alone for one evening in the forum designed by Steven, and you make like, 7 new pages? Bad form.

@Iron: Well, I can grrllglte that I certainly am a certified pervert :P
And yes, I like word puns. And that one actually came as a result from a long row of discussions waaaaay back. xD

@Iron+Kipper: (Scared of his own fans) Guessing we're speaking Somber? Since while on that topic, guess someone he doesn't even look towards if he has the chance. Even less interacts with

@Cao: (Somber) No, not with what he writes, he is not excused xD Besides, I am far too brave to grant him mercy.

@Iron: (Cupcakes) Meh, that boring old thing has since long lost any interest, uniqueness or appeal. Kinda did after the first 500 + times it was milked and redone. Being up around 7000+ now, and exploited in every single way more or less, it is as interesting as an old shoe. Haven't found a single bit of interesting or well made content for over a year. Sure, there were some animations or well made drawings, but they were so bland, uninteresting and generic they were exactly what you expected, nothing new or innovative at all. Heck, even the Nigel face meme has more originality xP Sure, maybe once every 6 months something marginally good popped up, one of the last I remember being a fic I was asked to collab in, in which Pinkie actually has some balls and draw her own number. But that was mostly since it didn't do all of the expected things. And I am trailing off here, sorry.

@EP: (RP) Meh, not very surprised at all tbh. Come back and tell me when something new or interesting happens. And again, we have a RP topic for RP.

@Wave: (Xanthe) Speaking of which, you might recall this: Did I ever post my Xanthe-SS fic? Quite sure it was "in process" proofreading, but then the warp ate my proofreader. Since I am quite sure that's what happened, but can't recall it.
And wasn't it after that Somber mentioned something about hardcore clopping and you were flabbergasted since people were flabbergasted you drew (technically) porn, but then you got surprised Somber had their mind in the gutter as well.


Anyhow, here's to hoping tomorrow doesn't suck cervix.

[Ironmonger]

His flesh tasted like homelessness.

...what does homelessness taste like?

...For some reason I want to say a mixture of sulfur and mayonaise.

[Frost]

His flesh tasted like homelessness.

...what does homelessness taste like?

Spam, Mexico and purple.

[O. Hinds]

Hinds if you are talking about me, well it's the same for me as it is Frost albeit I can get grossed out. Point being we don't assume something is crossing a line most of the time, you gotta come right out and say it or we won't know.

I mentioned earlier being asexual. Combined with the fact that I was talking about a ghost-hand rising up from primordial god-evil-sludge and I was thinking it's clear I was joking.

The death god diarrhea handjob (and yes, I realize that it was a joke, but I'm trying to look after people with thinner skins than me) was what finally pushed things over the line, but I've been noticing an upward curve on the graph for a short bit now. I don't want to speak against this sort of conversation entirely, as it's one of the things that makes this forum unique and I, personally, only really have a problem with the potential opportunity cost aspect of it, but please do try to keep it a healthy ways below the death god diarrhea handjob level? That doesn't present the most welcoming atmosphere.

[Kippershy]

@Thread
And.... Frost takes it over the top. I draw the line at scat fetishes and fetishes in general. To use the Kipper standard

Kipper-I had sex... with myself
POST APPROVED
Kipper-I had sex... with a woman
POST APPROVED
Kipper-I had sex... with a man
POST APPROVED
Kipper:I had sex with myself in the following positions
POST DENIED
Kipper: I had sex with another person and we did the following things
POST DENIED
Kipper:I had sex with a minor
The FBI and Scotland yard have been contacted, please wait quietly at your computer until arrest procedures are carried out

Just use the handy chart to know why talking about your fond wish that your own poo would jerk you off might be crossing a line

This chart is 100% approved by Kipper

[Frost]

Hinds if you are talking about me, well it's the same for me as it is Frost albeit I can get grossed out. Point being we don't assume something is crossing a line most of the time, you gotta come right out and say it or we won't know.

I mentioned earlier being asexual. Combined with the fact that I was talking about a ghost-hand rising up from primordial god-evil-sludge and I was thinking it's clear I was joking.

The death god diarrhea handjob (and yes, I realize that it was a joke, but I'm trying to look after people with thinner skins than me) was what finally pushed things over the line, but I've been noticing an upward curve on the graph for a short bit now. I don't want to speak against this sort of conversation entirely, as it's one of the things that makes this forum unique and I, personally, only really have a problem with the potential opportunity cost aspect of it, but please do try to keep it a healthy ways below the death god diarrhea handjob level? That doesn't present the most welcoming atmosphere.

I will, as I mentioned. Only reason I didn't drop the topic entirely is that some people took me seriously.

[Ironmonger]

Kip that's what you look like? I expected you to have sunken eyes and a beard.

[Ironmonger]

Or psychologically scarred. That's always fun. We aren't posting questionable stuff, we are ASSAULTING them with questionable stuff!

[O. Hinds]

I will, as I mentioned. Only reason I didn't drop the topic entirely is that some people took me seriously.

Ah, right then. Again, sorry for curtailing you like this; if this was a freeform or random thread, I'd be fine with you continuing, but this is technically the thread for Project Horizons.

[Kippershy]

Kip that's what you look like? I expected you to have sunken eyes and a beard.

I had a beard not all that long ago, though not a rugged outdoorsman beard.
Because I got my hair cut short I also chopped the stache & beard.

better pic here:

Spoiler:

And while I could upload another of me prior to the haircut, I don't think everyone wants to see me dump pictures of myself.
Especially with what a mess I am, lol.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

so, anyone know anything cao has posted that would be remotely discuss-able?

[Frost]

I will, as I mentioned. Only reason I didn't drop the topic entirely is that some people took me seriously.

Ah, right then. Again, sorry for curtailing you like this; if this was a freeform or random thread, I'd be fine with you continuing, but this is technically the thread for Project Horizons.

No offense taken. I try not to derail too much, I just felt it necessary to keep you lot posted on my ascension evening

[Ironmonger]

I'd show what I look like but my camera is missing the SD card and I usually look like shit. :P

I've been considering putting the AA-12, USAS-12, and the AN-94 in FoE. I already have the Saiga 12 in there.

[Frost]

Random thought: how the hell do Earth Ponies and Pegasi operate guns with their hooves? Not just the trigger, but the mag release, bolt release, forward assist, pull the slide, rack the bolt, work the pump, adjust the sights......

[WavemasterRyx]

What about her?

I don't think Somber particularly enjoyed my picture of Xanthe with the stealth suit, and I don't blame them.

What? That tame thing? Really?

I seriously hope this is a case of you just being overly sensitive and taking things out of context or something.

Very shortly after I posted it, Somber posted saying "I really need to get the next chapter done soon... the forums are getting scary again."

I can't be certain, but I am inclined to think that you probably don't need to worry about that.
And
I'm not sure what you mean when you say that you "don't blame them"; I
thought that it was a pretty nice picture...

Oh I'm not worried about it, sir. I accepted it as a likelihood before I began the drawing. I merely wished to dispel the notion that I was better in any way than anyone else here.

Spoiler:

[Ironmonger]

I think they are mainly limited to battle saddles, but there have been rare cases (zebras) that operate the weapons in a humanly manner.

[Frost]

I mean how do they reload, or aim, or clear jams, or actually use the weapon beyond a rough point-and-shoot?

[Frost]

I mean how do they reload, or aim, or clear jams, or actually use the weapon beyond a rough point-and-shoot?

They have flexible tongues.
...
...very, VERY flexible tongues.

They'd need to be able to reach at least 8 inches around the sides of the weapon and apply force in several different directions. How they actually aim the guns without it being a thousand times clumsier than it would be for a human is..... A question better left unasked

[WavemasterRyx]

(Xanthe) Speaking of which, you might recall this: Did I ever post my Xanthe-SS fic?

No, ma'am, I don't recall you ever mentioning posting it anywhere. Though I suppose it would be against the forum rules to actually post it here, or link to it directly.

And I do hope tomorrow doesn't suck for you.

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