Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Stringtheory]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What in the God-Emperor's name did you just say about me, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schola Progenium, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Eye of Terror, and I have executed over 300 guardsmen suspected of Chaos and cowardice. I am trained in chainsword combat and I’m the top Commissar in the entire Imperial Guard. You are nothing to me but just another piece of unclean filth.

[Kippershy]

U fukken startin or wot?
Shut ur fukken fays m8 or i'll 360 n0sc0pe u u fukken wanker bullshit cunt m8
I'm fukken ard innit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You just activated my trap card

(God damn this image took way too long to find, also, having to upload it to two different sites to make it work properly.)

[brony all alone]

read your comments about my story,stood there for 10 minutes,went to russel park,jumped off sanddunes a few times,limped home,ate a pizza,had sad face............any way who do you think is the most badass russian in gaming? i say its viktor reznov.watch the final cutscene in world at war, youll understand.

[Scienza]

read your comments about my story,stood there for 10 minutes,went to russel park,jumped off sanddunes a few times,limped home,ate a pizza,had sad face............any way who do you think is the most badass russian in gaming? i say its viktor reznov.watch the final cutscene in world at war, youll understand.

Zangief. Dat speedo...

[CamoBadger]

You just activated my trap card

Spoiler:

(God damn this image took way too long to find, also, having to upload it to two different sites to make it work properly.)

So it begins...

OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.

[Frost]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What in the God-Emperor's name did you just say about me, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schola Progenium, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Eye of Terror, and I have executed over 300 guardsmen suspected of Chaos and cowardice. I am trained in chainsword combat and I’m the top Commissar in the entire Imperial Guard. You are nothing to me but just another piece of unclean filth.

What in the King's name did you just say about me, sir? I'll have you know I've been working at this Burger King for over twelve years now, ever since I dropped out of high school. I've put out over 50 grease-fires,  and I've had to escort 4--count 'em, 4--unruly customers from the premises. I'm trained in customer relations, drive-through attendance, and janitorial duties. I'm the top fry cook in the entire corporation. You're nothing to me but another paying customer.

[Kippershy]

You just activated my trap card

Spoiler:

(God damn this image took way too long to find, also, having to upload it to two different sites to make it work properly.)

So it begins...

OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT? I'LL 'AVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATID TOP A' MY CLASS IN DA ORK KOMMANDOS, 'N I'VE BEEN IN A BUNCHA SECRIT RAIDZ ON DEM FILFIE 'UMIES, 'N I HAS OVER 300 A DEIR TEEF TA PROVE IT. I'M TRAINED IN THE ART A' STEALF 'N I'M DA BEST AT DAKKA OUTTA ALL DA ORKZ. YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME BUT JUSS ANOTHER CAN T'SCRAP. I'LL WIPE YA DA ZOG OUT, A DUFF THE LIKES A' WHICH AIN'T NO WUNZ SEEN SINCE DA WARBOSS, YA LIST'NIN'? YA THINKS YOU CAN GET AWAY WIV CALLIN' ME A GROT IN FRONT'A DA WHOLE WAAAAH? FINK AGAIN, SKUM. AS WE YAP OUR GOBS, I'M CALLIN' ALL MY INFILTRA'A'S ACROSS ALL A' ORKDOM 'N DEY'S 'UNTIN' YA RIGHT NOW, SO YOU BESS' PREPARE FOR DA STORM, GIT. DA STORMBOYZ'LL RID YA UH' DAT PUNY LI' L FING YOU CALL A LIFE. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD, YA GROT. I'Z EVERYWHERE 'N EVERYTIME ALL AT ONCE, 'N I'Z CAN KILL YA 700 TIMES WIFOUT EVEN USIN' A SHOOTA. NOT ONLY DAT, BUT I CAN GET ALL THE STIKKBOMBS AN' DAKKA I WANT AND BLOW YOUR TINY 'EAD INTO SO MANY BITS YOU WON' EVEN 'AVE DA CHANCE TA MEET GORK AN' MORK WHEN I'M THROU WIF' YOU. IT'Z A SHAME YOU 'AD NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF WAAAAGH YOUR SNOTTY GOB-FLAPPIN' WUZ GONNA GET YOU INTO, YOU'DA CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT INSTEAD! BUT YOU DI'N'T, AN' YOU'S FIXIN TA PAY THE PRICE WIF MORE DEN JUS' YER STUPID TEEF. I'LL SHOOT YA SO 'ARD YOU'LL DROWN IN DAKKA. YOU'S AS GOOD AS DEAD.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Unrelated :



Minus the greenery, that looks like one of the neighborhood in my city. => http://goo.gl/maps/ey8GH

[CamoBadger]

I say, what the devil did you just audaciously proclaim about my well-being, you trollop? I shall inform you that I have graduated top of my class at the Gentleman's Academy of Sophisticated Persons, and have been involved in numerous endeavors with the Ruffians down the street from my abode; might I also add that I've accumulated over 300 pieces of antique furniture? I am educated in fine dining and high class catering and I'm the top Victorian era furniture appraiser in the entire high society. You are naught to me but a simple, uncouth brute. I shall embarrass the dickens out of you with class the likes of which has never been witnessed before on this humble planet, I solemnly promise. You assume you can disrespect my image on the internet? Think again, savage. As we speak I am contacting my diligent secretary to arrange a brunch together at the finest coffee shop in town, so you had better prepare a fetching enough outfit to compete with my immaculate attire, barbarian. The brunch that sends you packing back to the countryside. You are inevitably defeated, heathen. I can be booked at any appointment, any hour, and I can educate you in over seven hundred cultures, and that's just with the literary selection in my guest lobby. Not only am I extensively fluent in in several languages, I have access to the entire Giorgio Armani fall collection and I will flaunt it's finely tailored mastery to outshine your drab, common appearance off the face of humanity, you slob. If only you had foreseen the kind of comeuppance your inflammatory "insignificant" comment was bound to earn you, perhaps you would have tempered your words. But you insisted, and now I will teach you manners and grace and you will learn dignity and poise, yet. Consider yourself in etiquette school, peasant.

[Tytan]

Iron every day:

[Frost]

Unrelated :
*snip*
Minus the greenery, that looks like one of the neighborhood in my city.

Ah, good thinking on their part. Whenever I decide to build a neighborhood off of M.C. fucking Escher's fever dreams, it's best to keep it well-trimmed.

[Scyto Harmony]

Guys, this is getting out of hand. I'm calling the authorities. 

[Harmony Ltd.]

Unrelated :
*snip*
Minus the greenery, that looks like one of the neighborhood in my city.

Ah, good thinking on their part. Whenever I decide to build a neighborhood off of M.C. fucking Escher's fever dreams, it's best to keep it well-trimmed.

Don't you fucking disrespect Vauban



(by the way, I edited my previous message with a google maps link to the neighborhood I was speaking of, if you didn't see it)

[CamoBadger]

Guys, this is getting out of hand. I'm calling the authorities. 

What horrors am I witnessing...

[Scyto Harmony]

Guys, this is getting out of hand. I'm calling the authorities. 

What horrors am I witnessing...

The Fuzz.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Fuzz Da Police !

*brings out a sheep shear*

[Tytan]

[brony all alone]

what in talos`s name did you say about me you milk drinker. ill have you know ive been in numerous raids of the east empire companies storehouses, and ive killed over 300 dragons, including alduin. ive collected all daedric artifacts and have a whole set of dragonbone weapons. your like a skeever to an elder dragon. i can have you captured, hands bound, and sent to be executed, and without a dragon to save your ass. as we speak i am tipping my dragon arrow in a poison so great, youll die before it even hits you. not only am i fluent in dragon tounge,but i can fus ro dah you from here to valenwood, and back. if only you knew how big of a storm call youve summoned upon yourself. and when im done ill have my buddy Sheogorath shove the wabbajack up your ass and and maybe youll grow a pair. ill roast you alive and bring you back from the dead just to do it again. ill end you faster than you can say "arrow to the knee". yknow what ill have my buddy paarthurnax do it for me. your a waste of my time. now go back to the skeeverhole you call a house and pray to the divines, but even they cant stop me.

[CamoBadger]

This explains why it tastes good.

[Tytan]

@Kattalarv, I can't even count the number of things wrong with that. I'm not saying that to be mean, but I really can't count how many things that are wrong with what you said. I mean, for one, why would BJ give a shit about how good worst bat pony felt, or why he was having sex? She was concerned about how good she felt and was using him like a sex toy with a heartbeat, and was telling Whisper that he was a skilled (or at least durable) lover.

I've got to be honest Katt, Freud was a coked up loony, but he'd have a field day with you. I don't think you can project your feelings onto BJ any harder unless you went into the story and changed every instance of BJ into Kattalarv.

[brony all alone]

stop right there criminal scum! nobody breaks the law on my watch. i am confiscating your stolen goods. now pay your fine or its off to jail VS by order of the jarl, stop right there!

who wins?

[Frost]

Unrelated :
*snip*
Minus the greenery, that looks like one of the neighborhood in my city.

Ah, good thinking on their part. Whenever I decide to build a neighborhood off of M.C. fucking Escher's fever dreams, it's best to keep it well-trimmed.

Don't you fucking disrespect Vauban
*snip*
(by the way, I edited my previous message with a google maps link to the neighborhood I was speaking of, if you didn't see it)

Oh, look, even the layout forms a sigil to summon Ba'al.

[brony all alone]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

[RoboRed]

I...this thread...I don't even...

*headexplodey*

[Scyto Harmony]

I...this thread...I don't even...

*headexplodey*

*Collects all the bits of head and places them in a jar labeled "For Later"*

[CamoBadger]

I...this thread...I don't even...

*headexplodey*

I'd think that you'd be used to it by now, but apparently I was wrong.

[Ironmonger]

I...this thread...I don't even...

*headexplodey*

I'd think that you'd be used to it by now, but apparently I was wrong.

He needs a new shot of the wat vaccine. I'll get the anal probe.  

[Tytan]

Does anyone want to ask Clock or Vik some questions? I'm bored and I'd like to try this out some more.

[brony all alone]

head exploding vs arrow to the knee. which is worse? hmmm....................

[Aonee]

So, today I learned: the stereotypical animal call used to denote a creepy, mysterious forest is, in fact, a fox.

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