Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[O. Hinds]

Valikdu, might I please trouble you to, the next time you're on the Victoria II pony mod thread, ask about the possibility of releasing the USA (and New England and the CSA) after conquering the USA?  I'd like to be able to control North America without actually having to run North America.  You're under no obligation, of course.

(Yes, I could make an account, but it doesn't seem worth it for this one thing.)

Um, I don't quite get it.
How would that be different than using the "release as satellite" function? There's no special event that erases the USA/CSA cores when you conquer them, so it would work as usual.

The last time I tried it, none of the countries of interest were available for releasing as satellites.

That's... strange. I think. I don't know the VII mechanics completely, yet.
Are the cores still there?

Aye, the cores are still there, and I can release other nations (Hawaii is actually a bit glitched in this version of the mod, if you've not noticed; one one controls it, one can release it, reuse the decision to annex it, release, annex, release, annex, etc. for infinite prestige. I've not been doing that, but it's possible.).

[Ironmonger]

Supposedly when I smile I look like a mischievous monkey.

[Tytan]

Supposedly when I smile I look like a mischievous monkey.

So, like this?:

[Ironmonger]

Supposedly when I smile I look like a mischievous monkey.

So, like this?:

Exactamundo, but it's almost malevolent or cheshire. What I find interesting about that image, besides it being a fuck-mothering monkey with a revolver, is that I actually do have a writing desk that happens to be in disarray, I have tons of books all over the place to the point that they're almost up my ass, and black is my preferred color for pistols.

[Tytan]

Supposedly when I smile I look like a mischievous monkey.

So, like this?:

Exactamundo, but it's almost malevolent or cheshire. What I find interesting about that image, besides it being a fuck-mothering monkey with a revolver, is that I actually do have a writing desk that happens to be in disarray, I have tons of books all over the place to the point that they're almost up my ass, and black is my preferred color for pistols.

You may also notice the smoke curling from the barrel and the obviously malevolently cackling ape. If you were to pan the camera left we'd find a hippy lying in a pool of his own blood.

[Ironmonger]

Supposedly when I smile I look like a mischievous monkey.

So, like this?:

Exactamundo, but it's almost malevolent or cheshire. What I find interesting about that image, besides it being a fuck-mothering monkey with a revolver, is that I actually do have a writing desk that happens to be in disarray, I have tons of books all over the place to the point that they're almost up my ass, and black is my preferred color for pistols.

You may also notice the smoke curling from the barrel and the obviously malevolently cackling ape. If you were to pan the camera left we'd find a hippy lying in a pool of his own blood.

That's not blood, I just happen to be marinating his corpse in ketchup on the floor. It's an ancient cooking technique used by the dwarves, and it is said to have been a contributing factor in helping them defeat the space elves from Uranus.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Trans Uranian Revivalist Devotee

the TURDs are coming from Uranus and beyond

[Valikdu]

[Harmony Ltd.]

seizure warning:

[Katarn]

You know what's bad? That's I'm sitting through proxy at work.
You'll ask 'why?', more likely. And I'll say - it blocks js. So I can't see edit buttons (including smiles, insert image, etc.) and I can't open spoiler tags.

It's just really irritating and have nothing to do with this or any other forum.

Side note. We just received ~525 full desktops (computers+monitors+UPS+mouse/keyboards)...and I have to distribute them amongst users in ~6 month...fml.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Time to unleash the full potential of clonedisk images and Norton Ghost.  

[brony all alone]

"wait, im not a rebel! you cant do this!"
"HALT!"
"your not gonna kill me"
"archers!"
archer prepares bow and shhots at running prisoner.
"gaaaah!" prisoner is dead
"anyone else feel like running?"
me and a bunch of people are working on a mod to make it so that the arrow accidently hits him in the foot. and somehow he escapes helgen. there will probably be a house called Lokirs House. so im making a list of people who actually survive helgen.
you(of course)
ralof/hadvar(depends on who you went with)
gen. tullius and ulfric stormcloak.
elenwen(wishing she did die).
if you have the Dawnguard DLC, there will be an imperial deserter at Redwater den. who starts talking about how his back gave out at helgen,then he says he remembers you.

so only about 6 people. if you can find any people i missed tell me

[Harmony Ltd.]

Time to unleash the full potential of clonedisk images and Norton Ghost.  

Correction : the modern, professional tool to use would be Clonezilla. I was stuck in the early 2000's there for a moment.

[Harmony Ltd.]

You made me realize something, BAA...

I still have difficulties processing the fact that those newborns I saw people carry here and there in the streets in the late 1990's and early 2000's are the same teenagers I see nowadays hanging near the gates of the middle and high-schools.

[Katarn]

Time to unleash the full potential of clonedisk images and Norton Ghost.  

Actually we have contract with distributer. THEY will do all cloning and software installing (except special soft), we just will configure it and give it to user.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Heh, no biggie then. You just have to do, like, at least 3-4 machines a day and you should be alright... right ?

[Harmony Ltd.]

I'm not sure why, but I thought about Kipper when I read this

[Katarn]

Yeah and forget about 6 new servers and the fact, that there is other work, beside new computers. And don't forget about user's data we have to upload to new PC (sometimes it's more than 10 GBs).

[Katarn]

I'm not sure why, but I thought about Kipper when I read this

Kipper as firefighter, right?

[Valikdu]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were demons in the base. He didn't see them but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Ceren Joson were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the space ships and he said to Dad: "I want to be on the ships Daddy". Dad said: "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then, as he got oldered, he stopped. Now in space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson!" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John got his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"He going to kill us!" said the demons.
"I will shoot at him" said the cyber demon and he fired the rocket missiles.
John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons!" he shouted.
The radio said: "No John. You are the demons".
And then John was a zombie.

[Katarn]

Sounds like fic about DOOM.

[Harmony Ltd.]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There were demons in the base. He didn't see them but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Ceren Joson were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the space ships and he said to Dad: "I want to be on the ships Daddy". Dad said: "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then, as he got oldered, he stopped. Now in space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson!" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John got his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"He going to kill us!" said the demons.
"I will shoot at him" said the cyber demon and he fired the rocket missiles.
John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons!" he shouted.
The radio said: "No John. You are the demons".
And then John was a zombie.

This post brought to you by the letter W.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Scytobait ? http://derpiboo.ru/444898

[Valikdu]

It's the greatest work of fiction the the world!

I memorized it. I used to type it into the Barrens chat to enlighten people, until I took an arrow in the knee.

[Katarn]

Ah..good ol' Barrens FM. All the randomes you can get from single chat was there.

[Tytan]

Ohgodthisissofuckingawesomeidon'tevenknow:

[Ironmonger]

Ohgodthisissofuckingawesomeidon'tevenknow:

Jinx with Trinity Force would be terrifying.

[CamoBadger]

Ohgodthisissofuckingawesomeidon'tevenknow:

Nope, totally not a Joker ripoff.

[RoboRed]

Lel.

[Ironmonger]

Lel.

I found this quite humerus.

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