[Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

what, nobody chews?

Also Iron, of course there is Mexican Variety, do you know how many 15 yearolds have babies? I live in Houston,

anyway... This is America we have all kinds here,

[Valikdu]

Kinda limited by the number of amusing incest puns that they can come up with.

The best one isn't even a pun. Can you figure out which?

Applecest was stretching it a bit

If you know wh-- nah, too easy.

[Katarn]

So...now princest is not threesome, but foursome?

[Harmony Ltd.]

technically, it would be awesome

[RoboRed]

*walks in thread*

...

...What in the everloving monkeychrist did you people DO here while I was away? Seriously...what the fuck!?!?

...fuck it - it's Camo's problem.

Camo Bait:

Makes me think of the zebras in C.R.I.S.I.S. Equestria.

Nicely drawn OC, might be an interesting Avatar for our more mechanically-inclined gents:

Spoiler:

I like this mechanically inclined gent. Also, hoofboots. I fuckin' love hoofboots.

[Valikdu]

[Kattlarv]

@Robo: I disapprove of everything but the car xD

(underage) Considering how they in some anime give seven year olds d cup: no.

...Da fuck animes have you been watching? 0_o

I don't watch any, I am far too brave for that. Now excuse me while I go get a boner over Batman in justice league.
And: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/25500/566574-eiken_-_come_on_now_even_for_anime_thats_just_overkill_super.jpg

@EP: And srs you guys,staph posting so much xP
On that side note, it is a bit blargh to get like, 10-20 % of my posts replied.  But if I recall,  most of you don't check through pages overly thorough, correct?

@Harmony: Yes, it's Swe.

@Katarn: Really? Swed's made the first porno after all xP
... and the first "good" porn in the world. (aka "realistic", or "female friendly" or whatever it's called.)

@EP: Guys: I figured out Silver Spoons special talent: sneaking into ponies homes in the middle of the night, spooning them uncomfortably intimately, stroking their mane as she hushes into their ear if they wake up.

@Harmony: That is old news. And erf... it was really bland in many ways tbh. I wish that guy would be a little original. All they do is seemingly consciously throw bad memes around and only use stereotypes. Like they aim to be flat. That, and jerk off Pinkie. Actually surprised they haven't done any 34 yet considering all the attention whoring they are after. But yeah, it's well made boring. Monotone and overly exaggerated. Basically similar to that Twilight-Trixie futa 3d animation a while back. Just using generic norms for a "lol, I'm funny! Look at me!" effect. True, different base content, but neither puts much of any effort into being original or interesting. Same was with his prior long animation. Just bland generic shit, catering to every norm and stereotype. Heck, only vaguely innovative and somewhat amusing thing they did that I can recall was their Derpy one. Otherwise it's the... erf, what's the term agian... I know the last Duke Nukem failed quite horribly with that... it was the difference of pop culture references and... that other thing. I just found it way too poor+bad to even affect anything. Basically one of those piss poor "paint hate art", but in great quality. Or as some say: Good graphics does not = good game. Heck, a shitton of porn does just that. But most seem to stupid to look past that. In short: I found it way too boring and unoriginal to like either of their long animations, or any overall bland fanwork.

[Katarn]

@EP: Guys: I figured out Silver Spoons special talent: sneaking into ponies homes in the middle of the night, spooning them uncomfortably intimately, stroking their mane as she hushes into their ear if they wake up.

That's...one interesting talent.

[RoboRed]

And: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/25500/566574-eiken_-_come_on_now_even_for_anime_thats_just_overkill_super.jpg

Thing is, in that case it's really fucking obvious. Especially considering the setting of that anime (if memory serves from the discussion we all had). You'd have to be brain damaged to not realize she's a kid.

@EP: Guys: I figured out Silver Spoons special talent: sneaking into ponies homes in the middle of the night, spooning them uncomfortably intimately, stroking their mane as she hushes into their ear if they wake up.

O_o

[Moodyman90]

Starting sometime last night this thread reached a new level of WTFness that I said fuck it and it seems like its still going. Good job guys.

[cb5]

@Robo: I disapprove of everything but the car xD

(underage) Considering how they in some anime give seven year olds d cup: no.

...Da fuck animes have you been watching? 0_o

I don't watch any, I am far too brave for that. Now excuse me while I go get a boner over Batman in justice league.
And: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/2/25500/566574-eiken_-_come_on_now_even_for_anime_thats_just_overkill_super.jpg

Yeah, anime is pretty fucked up.

[Scienza]

So...now princest is not threesome, but foursome?

Is fivesome.

[Valikdu]

Well, let's count them:

Spoiler:

[Scienza]

Well, let's count them:

Spoiler:

You have failed to list the most important Princess of All: Shadow Heart, Trialicorn of Dreams. 

Formed of dark fire and gleaming crystal, He was birthed in the dark void of the cosmos. His three spiraling horns, each three feet long, allow him to cast three spells at once. He has six wings, three of which are made of fire. His mane is red, green, and purple, his body crafted of obsidian, his eyes piercing and indescribably beautiful. Shadow Heart is the seventh Element of Harmony, his element is Harmony. His cutie mark is Rainbow Dash. To gaze into Shadow Heart's eyes is to fall in love. Shadow Heart was phone. Shadow Heart is all. Shadow Heart is one.

Also, you forgot Princess Blueblood.

[cb5]

So...now princest is not threesome, but foursome?

Is fivesome.

I know I can make a joke here. . .
"I'd knight the princesses with my sword" nah too easy
"I'd call my private tactical meeting with them my crowning achievement" nah too obvious
"I may not be god, but they'll be screaming my name" nah, too overdone
"I just got a ride above the clouds and joined the mile high club" nah, WAY too obvious
"I just became a alicorn too". . eh. that's alright

[Katarn]

"I'd let them arl my Eamon, curl my toes, grope my grinder, Kaddis mine Katie, Grey mine Warden."

Spoiler:

[O. Hinds]

The same ponies that didn't notice that their captain/bridegroom was a brainwashed zombie are going to figure out a complex and multilayered plot? (which is pretty brilliant, Hinds. Hat-tipped to you)

Oh, thanks. Yeah, I've always thought that "highly flawed impersonation of a high-profile figure followed by a full frontal assault" was a particularly stupid plan for changelings.

Though a friend of mine didn't think that this would work, since the ponies would go on a mad changeling hunt, I countered that their best information on changelings probably comes from changelings planted for that purpose (what "Cadence" "learned during her captivity", for instance). Unfortunately, we had to part before we could finish the conversation.

[Scienza]

"I'd let them arl my Eamon, curl my toes, grope my grinder,  Kaddis mine Katie, Grey mine Warden."

Spoiler:

"...Master your taint..."

[Valikdu]

...did I mention how the decision to cast Janeway Katherine Mulgrew as Morrigan's mother was awesome?

[Katarn]

You did right now. and it's Flemeth, not 'Morrigan's mother'. Since there is only one 'X's mother" and we all know her.

[Valikdu]

This is not a conte--
...
...
...well, it COULD be a contest. That is, if someone wrote a story about these two females.
If you know what I mean.

[Katarn]

You mean this two, right?:

[Frost]

The same ponies that didn't notice that their captain/bridegroom was a brainwashed zombie are going to figure out a complex and multilayered plot? (which is pretty brilliant, Hinds. Hat-tipped to you)

Oh, thanks.  Yeah, I've always thought that "highly flawed impersonation of a high-profile figure followed by a full frontal assault" was a particularly stupid plan for changelings.

Though a friend of mine didn't think that this would work, since the ponies would go on a mad changeling hunt, I countered that their best information on changelings probably comes from changelings planted for that purpose (what "Cadence" "learned during her captivity", for instance).  Unfortunately, we had to part before we could finish the conversation.

Of course, the smartest decision would have never involved an invasion at all--infiltrate pony society at the highest levels, from Cadence to Shining to, eventually, all of the Guard and most Gub'ment officials. Subtly steer pony society away from ever learning of the Changelings' existence, and rule over them until the end of the nation.

Then Discord sends some schmuck a pair of shades that can see Changelings through their disguises, and the next thing you know he's running around, kicking ass and pining for bubblegum.

[Valikdu]

The same ponies that didn't notice that their captain/bridegroom was a brainwashed zombie are going to figure out a complex and multilayered plot? (which is pretty brilliant, Hinds. Hat-tipped to you)

Oh, thanks.  Yeah, I've always thought that "highly flawed impersonation of a high-profile figure followed by a full frontal assault" was a particularly stupid plan for changelings.

Though a friend of mine didn't think that this would work, since the ponies would go on a mad changeling hunt, I countered that their best information on changelings probably comes from changelings planted for that purpose (what "Cadence" "learned during her captivity", for instance).  Unfortunately, we had to part before we could finish the conversation.

Of course, the smartest decision would have never involved an invasion at all--infiltrate pony society at the highest levels, from Cadence to Shining to, eventually, all of the Guard and most Gub'ment officials. Subtly steer pony society away from ever learning of the Changelings' existence, and rule over them until the end of the nation.

Then Discord sends some schmuck a pair of shades that can see Changelings through their disguises, and the next thing you know he's running around, kicking ass and pining for bubblegum.

Spoiler:

[Frost]

On that side note, it is a bit blargh to get like, 10-20 % of my posts replied.

Well, all you ever seem to talk about is porn (specifically, how most porn is crap and how it worships dicks) and we've rehashed the same discussion about four times, so forgive me if I elect to pass it over when it comes up again.

[Kippershy]

TMI KIPPER STYLE:

[Tytan]

TMI!

Really didn't need to know that.

[CamoBadger]

TMI!

Really didn't need to know that.

[Frost]

What, you hide yours? No Dildoliers providing illumination, no dildo coat racks, no oversize dildo light switches? I thought you were cool, Kip.

Anyway, I'm on episode 4 now. Just now, Mikasa explained her motives--in one line, subtly delivered, in conversation. No dramatic screaming, stream of tears, or hyper-dramatic motion lines.

I had to stop and check that I hadn't suddenly started watching a different show.

[Guest]

@Kipper
Well, at least you managed to secret it away in time. But, I admit, I laughed. Sorry!

In other news, I have a cold. Or possibly the flu. I blame college and its melting pot of diseases. Basically, I have to either go to class with a tissue pressed against my face, or tilt my head way back so that my nose doesn't leak. Eurgh. Think it's time to stock up on decongestants.

EDIT: Or stop drinking water so I get super dehydrated.

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