Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[MrMagma]

...Por que?

Ne?

No, no, no, you're doing it wrong. It's neigh!

[Ironmonger]

...Por que?

Ne?

No, no, no, you're doing it wrong. It's neigh!

That was turkish for "What?" but I'll keep that in mind. You've just added fuel to my Trottoman Empire idea.

[MrMagma]

...Por que?

Ne?

No, no, no, you're doing it wrong. It's neigh!

That was turkish for "What?" but I'll keep that in mind. You've just added fuel to my Trottoman Empire idea.

Blame slow 2:30am brain for not realising stuff like that. But happy to help, in that weird way of not really intending to help at all! Sweetie Belle

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

just got off a "volunteer" thing, (I was voluntold) anyway it was for the Professional Chef's Association of Houston, representing my country club. sigh had a thing with another thing. My Asperger's kicked in out the Sous Chef's hat. We were posing for a picture and he did not have his hat on, I told him put it on, mind you iv'e been working there longer and had operational oversight of the event, any way part of our uniform is wearing a hat. he had a hat, he refused to wear it until he wanted to wear it. All I wanted was for him to have his hat on for the picture and that was it. After he took the picture without the hat he "pulled rank" on it. problem was he may be the Sous Chef of the Ala Carte kitchen, but this was a Banquet operation and he is not my supervisor, further I have been wroking at the club since april 2010, he started in February 2012 and only recently in the last week was promoted to sous chef.

Any way I had this idea in my head, and it overwhelmed my ability to reason.

[Caoimhe]

The Admiral at another place, another time.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I'm still stuck in it... funny but it feels belittling even over something as stupid as wearing the hat, and now its escalated into a plausible but unlikely insubordination moment.

at least it has in my head

shameless advertising for a friend... it actually pretty cool, I am considering donating! I like his idea

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2124958648/bracerlet-a-handcrafted-arm-mounted-wallet

[IncoherentOrange]

That... is really really neat.

[Ironmonger]

Your friend has a really good idea going there. You get brohoof.

EDIT: the posting thing is being stupid.

[Caoimhe]

Dorky as hell, but there obviously is a demand. Tap dat shit!

[Stringtheory]

shameless advertising for a friend... it actually pretty cool, I am considering donating! I like his idea

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2124958648/bracerlet-a-handcrafted-arm-mounted-wallet

I'm intrigued...

[Ironmonger]

Unrelated: Istanbulshit.

[tylertoon2]

shameless advertising for a friend... it actually pretty cool, I am considering donating! I like his idea

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2124958648/bracerlet-a-handcrafted-arm-mounted-wallet

I'm intrigued...

It's a convenient and modern Pipboy!

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

if you get a pipboy theme you have more than just a modern "pipboy" you actually get the sounds and whole pipboy experience

did ya'll watch the video?

[RoboRed]

Randomlol:

Spoiler:

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I thought you had to bond meth to make it, you don't cook it... I cook meat, and vegetables, and other stuff,

cooking..

[IncoherentOrange]

They call it 'cooking' because it takes time to change the materials into the product... I think.

[CamoBadger]

The Admiral at another place, another time.

You, madame, just made my day.

shameless advertising for a friend... it actually pretty cool, I am considering donating! I like his idea

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2124958648/bracerlet-a-handcrafted-arm-mounted-wallet

I like the idea of it, and might be inter-
*sees Princess Luna theme option*
GIVE ME IT NOW!

[OneMoreDaySK]

They call it 'cooking' because it takes time to change the materials into the product... I think.

Wait, then what about beer, whine, and other alcohols?

[Cptadder]

I thought you had to bond meth to make it, you don't cook it... I cook meat, and vegetables, and other stuff,

cooking..

They call it 'cooking' because it takes time to change the materials into the product... I think.

Cooking meth involves heating the ingredients, mixing them together at the proper temperature and letting the product both simmer and cool.
It's been compared to making a big old tub of broth except the broth is explosive under the right conditions (The same conditions you cook it at) and also... it's meth not broth.

[Caoimhe]

For reference, see the documentary Breaking Bad.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

... so it is an endothermic reaction that can be quickly made into an unstable exothermic reaction with too much heat?

kind of like working with oil, you get it too hot and it will catch fire, hell if it is close enough to too hot, and you get water in it, it will catch fire, that is because of the well, Its better that you don't know

[Kattlarv]

*Faceplants* I am terrible at this xD Erf, anyhow... 40 pages in one hour? glhf with this, will be up late as usual, ah well.

Anyhow, can make a quite mention that I got some work on the RPG done, yay! Though, laughed hard at some traits one could get from the Enclave PNP Fallout book xD "Rambo" is still my fav.

@Cao: ("Concealed" weapons) Actually, I have a perk for "that" in my FoE-RPG.

@EP: Oh, speaking of Fallout, noticed a bug in NV, if you pretend to help, or even ask about it from the Power Ganger at the start, you fail the "town quest" automatically. Which kinda sucks, since I wanted to see if I could backstab him.

@Rum: (OC's pic) ... wat?

@Cao: (Preg scoot) Eh, while it sounds like it could be interesting, not in the mood for it. Tell me they are at least trying to stay "anatomically correct" or whatever the heck to call it. Know I read a fic a while back where they like, freaked the fuck out over a pregnant character. Think she was 2/11 months in, and they flipped out if she barely tripped, did anything remotely risky, she apparently ate for 3, people shouted at her if she had one muffin/cupcake and overall to "think of the foal". I was kinda... "wat?" over that whole part. It's not THAT complex. Sure, humans are quite messed up in it, but not equines. Heck, atop that they made the supposed delivery (and seen this in a lot of fics) be incredibly painful and take hours. Like... that's still just something we humans do, we got bad anatomy for reproduction, really. I prefer my rainbow sparkle ponies with less of the crap humans have to deal with, both socially and anatomically. Just me though.

@Wave: (Boo) Totally random, but just speaking of Boo, did I ever mention that one mental derailing about Boo about her starting to "wink", leaving both... everyone in the room in one of those "awkward..." moments?

@O.Hinds: (Fo3) Does your game also just randomly crash every now and then? Or well, screen freeze?

@EP: (BJ ending) Tbh, I can likely see a sort of "Pre-broken steel" ending, having BJ finally like accept herself, then die, likely horribly.

@Robo: ("it" art.) Quite sure that is rather old. In either case, it's quite neat. The "cutie mark" on Glory is a tad small though. And as said, if it'd be "now", she'd be skittles flavoured.

@Cpt: (Dolphins) I thought we were done with the dolphin junk stories xD (Though again, why would they pick a male dolphin? Granted, both genders have been known to like, pick things up with their junk, but males are generally more aggressive xP)

@Robo: (Trill) Hum... okay, got no result when I googled it, twice.

@O.Hinds: (spelling) Somehow I find it really amusing that shitloads of ramble result in like, 1 % of it being useful xD Ah, I really need to find better ways to spend my time, and get better at writing heh. (Btw, does the bold text for spelling errors I found make it more convenient?)

@Cao: (So much to reply) Gee, I know this already! xD

@Rum: (Penis) As much as I tend to stumble onto subjects like this, I am way too tired, woozy and annoyed at my back to read that right now, but I think there's a good chance I know at least ~35 % of it already.

@EP: Once again my skills in picking "worst time to post" prove to be flawless hehe, reading most of the replies around those starting pages of this page. And I am quite sure I recall having at least three arguments to bring up, can only recall the badly executed death at the top of my head though, ah well, most important is to catch up on comments. Like really, expected at least one or two as usual take up and argue against me or something :P

@Kipper: (NV) Thanks. Hopefully none needs any dlc, since I am not sure I even have any xD How does one install them btw? I'm playing on steam, derp derp.

@EP: (Side fics) Technically, I've written enough to write a "long PH chapter" with the P-21 story. But tbh, I can't see myself doing it on a regular enough basis. I'll just stick to porn, comedy and wtf?, it's at least things I know. Heck, my latest sensual non-pornographic clopfic even got a surprisingly good reaction, or what is that called now again? Response? Anyhow, with the Psycho being EVEN LONGER, and it's taken me 100+ days, then no... I will not even consider going past my semi-finished, actually possibly finished first chapter of the fic I for some reason made.

(Planning) I can agree to this however... I started writing a new concept type of clopfic, meant to just be "me" generic porn, turned out to be some mix of silly, educational and Gummy.

(Chicken) None made a Scootaloo reference yet? I am surprised... or disappoint... not sure which.

(Farms) Guys, I just have to tell the tell of Göran Persson, previous Swedish prime minister... or whatever the fuck it translates to.
1: Last year of him being the... whatever it is called, Göran makes calls for what laws and whatnot to deal with.
2: Legalizes bestiality, as long as the animal takes no harm in it.
3: Buys a farm.
4: Steps down as prime minister and moves out to said farm...
5: ???
6: Profit?

(Animals overall) Deers are stalking me man... I'm not joking, they're after me!

@O.Hinds: ("Comic) Okay, wow, that is freaking impressive.

@Ketchup: (Song) Found it to be rather odd...

@Kipper: (Ravage) Not sure, currently very busy lately wasting time, but could see.

@EP: (Kkat) I would congratulate her, but I'm still a bit ticked on her tbh. And yes, I actually have my reasons, several of them as well xD And yes, some are even legit xD

@Cao: (OC) I challenge you to try and beat the originally of my gynecologist one, it won't be hard, but I still dare you to.

@EP: (Zony) It is just called "zony" not "zebracorn", or "zebragus", all three pony races are still ponies. I guess you could call them that if you wanted to be "picky", but then you'd also need like.... "earth zebra" or something...

(Luck) Going with that both my NV chars got 2 luck, eh, it doesn't matter that much I'd think. I'm just going all Gordon Freeman with one, so luck matters little there, the other plays TF2 spy, so luck ain't needed there either. On a side note, is repeatedly sandmaning children for XP bad form? Not doing it or anything... just asking xD (also, find the note on my second characters End to be funny, "do not bend" xD)

(Charisma) Actually, it's not just looks, it's charm and personality as well. In my RP group, we take it as you either are pretty as fuck, or charismatic as fuck (if "hyping" only one of the two) so if you wanted to look average, you had a hell of a charm (Johnny Depp ;3) or you looked hamazing, but had "worse" personality than the average person. (depending how high the Cha score is, and how pretty one wanted to look) Also, going with how you were like, (just to be 5 AM tired rude here) "one of the "worse states", fanatical Christian American" intelligence at 4 Int in Fallout, going with how even tribals mock you of your stupidity, I would say that "think of what 1 Cha would represent then". And keep in mind, high Int characters can be really hard to write as you technically have to "think" like a genius.

(Gifted) I personally found it to go about "even out" with the increased points I got when I made my characters in Fallout. Since I could easily relocated enough to Int to get enough skill points to cover the loss, overall your skills raised due to the higher stats :P

(Traits overall) Can randomly pitch in: This is why I included "Wisdom" in my FoE RPG, since going with that set up right there, he'd pretty much just for "reasons" have a high understanding about computers and whatnot in the first place. True, gifted cuts it down a bit, but the high int would force him to not make much mistakes and overly think about things with how Int is a "ALL the mental things" in Fallout. (social stuff not included) ... still, I want to see a character with the "Rambo" trait xD ... might even give Star in my FoE team that one... it'd be kinda cute as well to cut her Int down, she's really trying her best, but thinking is hard ^^

(Booze) Again, I find it too much a waste of stuff and what have you to care about it.

*Flails* And come on now, I know I ramble a lot, but really? xD I am trying my best xP

@Kipper: (House training) I had an actual decent response to this, but my brain fizzled after I looked at my gecko sleeping vertically.
Was going to randomly mention some more random stuff, and to once more clarify something, but eh... if people have missed my vague two previous hints, I might as well not ruin the mood. And again, it kinda goes against the "PH forum rules".

@Camo: (Link) As someone not giving a single care about breasts, the song was somewhat "eh" for me. I don't even wear a bra, occasionally am topless, so whatever xP

@Swicked: (Race) I was actually thinking a similar thing xP

@Cao: (BJ's final form) Yeah, how is she even going to turn left or right without her "speed flaps"/rudder xD

(D&D) Would have watched that if I had time and wasn't stressed out.

@EP: (Female FoE pony study) We'd come to the conclusion that they wanted more handjobs.

@Sindri: (Catching up on pages) While I can understand you if you had as many as me go rifle past, then I can get you, or well, even if not I can, but still, I am disappoint, you usually poke at my points I prod at :P

@EP: (Pictures) Just wanted to say I saw them, they were neat. Really liked the "fall" one. (on side note, didn't check link, but not sure that is Styg, know there's plenty of batponies, and even a tumble with them)

@Cao: (Spoiler) There is nothing in your spoiler, just so you know :P

@EP: Speaking of nothing, finally manage to show a few of my friend the simple fact why I do not wear panties or string after a more or less forced trip to the public bathhouse. They've promised not to bring it up again, so yay I guess?
And goddess damned morning dew...

In either case: I am done... phew... finally done, only took me 4 hours, but whatever, yay!
And ops... wall of text again...

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

@Rum: (OC's pic) ... wat?

Which one are you talking about is it lieutenant JG Stoic Rum?

[RoboRed]

@Cao: (Preg scoot)

Spoiler:

She did say it would take 11 months, so they've got that down.

@Kipper: (House training) I had an actual decent response to this, but my brain fizzled after I looked at my gecko sleeping vertically.
Was going to randomly mention some more random stuff, and to once more clarify something, but eh... if people have missed my vague two previous hints, I might as well not ruin the mood. And again, it kinda goes against the "PH forum rules".

REMEMBER, DAMNIT!!!

[Cptadder]

Minus @Cao Kattlarv post was like two lines long
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatemen

OAN more random non-pony things
Molecule tiny homes
Short version, tiny houses half the size of my apartment... in fact you could probably fit four of these in the square footage of my apartment that look incredibly nice. I spent some time in a single wide growing up and I have to say, these look so much nicer despite being so much smaller.

[CamoBadger]

Minus @Cao Kattlarv post was like two lines long
#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatemen

OAN more random non-pony things
Molecule tiny homes
Short version, tiny houses half the size of my apartment... in fact you could probably fit four of these in the square footage of my apartment that look incredibly nice. I spent some time in a single wide growing up and I have to say, these look so much nicer despite being so much smaller.

Wow...trailer houses have gotten MUCH nicer than they used to be...

[Cptadder]

Wow...trailer houses have gotten MUCH nicer than they used to be...

See that's the first thing I thought about too, I emailed the company itself (It's just five guys out in California building these things atm) and I wanted them to drag that sucker to the nearest trailer park and stack it up against a bunch of Single wide houses. You know decorate it out and all that. People don't grasp until you shrink things down like that exactly how much space is wasted in hallways and dividers.

Also that would make the most kickass clubhouse ever, just need to stick the thing in the nearest tree.

[Ironmonger]

Wow...trailer houses have gotten MUCH nicer than they used to be...

See that's the first thing I thought about too, I emailed the company itself (It's just five guys out in California building these things atm) and I wanted them to drag that sucker to the nearest trailer park and stack it up against a bunch of Single wide houses. You know decorate it out and all that. People don't grasp until you shrink things down like that exactly how much space is wasted in hallways and dividers.

Also that would make the most kickass clubhouse ever, just need to stick the thing in the nearest tree.

PROJECT HORIZONS COMMENT CREW CLUBHOUSE MAKERS YAAAAAAY! *notices everyone staring* Uh...everypony shutup.

[CamoBadger]

Wow...trailer houses have gotten MUCH nicer than they used to be...

See that's the first thing I thought about too, I emailed the company itself (It's just five guys out in California building these things atm) and I wanted them to drag that sucker to the nearest trailer park and stack it up against a bunch of Single wide houses. You know decorate it out and all that. People don't grasp until you shrink things down like that exactly how much space is wasted in hallways and dividers.

Also that would make the most kickass clubhouse ever, just need to stick the thing in the nearest tree.

PROJECT HORIZONS COMMENT CREW CLUBHOUSE MAKERS YAAAAAAY! *notices everyone staring* ...Shutup.

Actually...when I read adder's post I instantly thought of 'CMC CLUBHOUSE!', so you're not alone /)

[IncoherentOrange]

Now, if only we had a few quantum entanglement teleporters, we could all share it. I can pitch in, oh... a hundred fiddy.

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