Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

Come to think of it, I don't really know anyone who made much use of automatic weapons outside of the original isometric format. Fitting enough, as, in real militaries, anybody not carrying some flavor of machine gun likely forgets that their selector switch even goes past 'Semi'

[Scienza]

I do, at least in my non-Hardcore playthroughs. Since ammo is weightless (very much unlike the real world), my late-game Courier is carrying so much ammo at any one time (like, 1500+ 5.56, 3000+ 5mm, 1200+ .308...) that she can afford to be wastefully inefficient and shoot everyone in the face 87 times.

[Guest]

Hey Ty, when you get on check your messages. I've got an idea for a terrible project that might be fun to work on.

[Frost]

I do, at least in my non-Hardcore playthroughs. Since ammo is weightless (very much unlike the real world), my late-game Courier is carrying so much ammo at any one time (like, 1500+ 5.56, 3000+ 5mm, 1200+ .308...) that she can afford to be wastefully inefficient and shoot everyone in the face 87 times.

Maybe I'm just a fucking hoarder, then, since I could have several thousand .308 rounds and I'd still be taking potshots at Legionaries from a hilltop to save ammo. I also have the perpetual problem in every single RPG I play that, from about an hour into the game onwards, I'm about five pounds from max encumbrance. Yes, even when my carry weight is about 400. 

A problem not helped by the fact that I never get (or use, if given) a house, ever--I could rule New Vegas and I'd still be a wandering hobo

[Vinylshadow]

Become richest Courier in Wasteland; still lives in caves...


...all is right in the world

[RoboRed]

lastbait/guardbait?:

[O. Hinds]

I've gotten some more software that was broken by the "upgrade" working again, but New Vegas isn't on the list. I've got a lead that might help there, but I've not put the effort into pursuing it yet. I'm hoping that the person who made the wrapper I was using will just update it, but they don't seem to have been on in a while. They also made the one I was using for Simcity 4, which I'm also hoping they'll fix.

[Scienza]

lastbait/guardbait?:

I guess Gamagori would be Machamp.

Relevant:

[Vinylshadow]

Eh, pokemon has candles, swords, keys, stone, ice and iron golems tree stumps, Ice cream and dolls...

Chairs and tables seem tame...

[Frost]

If only.......

[Vinylshadow]

Well, this particular fanfic just got delightfully...dark

Talks about physical, sexual, mental, and emotional abuse, as well as prejudice, addiction, depression and PTSD

Mmm...beautiful

[Frost]

And nowadays there's a new campaign for the latest "give to the starving third-world children fund". It features a woman holding up two quarters and talking about how 50 cents a day could help and blah blah blah. 

Fuck that noise. Here's what you do: go ahead and go to that tribal African village and just give every photogenic little kid fifty cents. 

Then you come back in six weeks and see which four or five kids have inevitably bullied, conned, or sweet-talked their way into holding the lion's share of the quarters. 

And you put those kids through college and hire them.

[Vinylshadow]

Oh for [Insert deity here]'s sake, can't they be realistic? 

What use is american money in Africa?

Honestly, every time I hear shit about africa, I want to break something

They were just fine long before America was even founded...why can't we focus on a real problem, like...well, I'm not sure what to list, since it varies from person to person...

Illegal drug trade? Make it legal, that way you can get a cut of the profits by controlling the flow...

Education is a huge one; kids today are learning things that will be of no use to them after school

"Sorry, I have no idea how to balance my checkbook, but I know how to do advanced trig...comes in real handy at Wendy's."

[Frost]

...assuming their initiative won't be noticed by the local warlord and get them recruited as child soldiers by then.
Maybe make that more like one week.

Then you just hire those kids for their initiative and skills and hire the warlord to train your future security forces/PMC's, and in return, offer him undocumented immigrants to help dig up blood diamonds.

And, no, Vinyl, they aren't talking about literally giving the kids American money. They're talking about using donation money to buy blankets or what-the-fuck-ever. I was referring to a plan that was obviously far more beneficial (for me) but the fact that you assumed that.....really says more about you than it does about them.

[Vinylshadow]

Either way, it's a waste of time, effort and money

Even I can see that

[Ironmonger]

I've got some fun news; I'm going to be doing a Let's Play series with some of my IRL friends. The current game we will be recording over is Terraria, and, from what I can tell from the audio-demo, it's kinda Game Grumps style. I might post the first episode once it's finished, if anyone is interested.

[Vinylshadow]

Grumps style?

So...you'll suck at the game, have a whole lot of gay moments and diss the Sonic franchise repeatedly? 

I'd rather you tried something else

Best of luck, remember:have fun!

[Guest]

lastbait/guardbait?:

I guess Gamagori would be Machamp.

Relevant:

Ragyo?

[Scienza]

lastbait/guardbait?:

I guess Gamagori would be Machamp.

Relevant:

Ragyo?

I favor Amaura for Discomilf.

[Frost]

I've got some fun news; I'm going to be doing a Let's Play series with some of my IRL friends. The current game we will be recording over is Terraria, and, from what I can tell from the audio-demo, it's kinda Game Grumps style. I might post the first episode once it's finished, if anyone is interested.

I'd watch it. It should definitely have your own flavor to it, but Game Grumps is always fun (despite/especially since it seems to irritate the sand in Vinny's vagina)

[Vinylshadow]

Yay, another dislike~♡



It's glass, actually

I love the Grumps, but we don't need clones running around

Leave those in the Sonic fandom

[Ironmonger]

By Game Grumps style, I mean it's a group of guys discussing whatever as we play the game, with insult-wars, extremely absurd humor, and taking light-hearted shots at all sorts of groups. GG keeps things toned down to an extent, but we have a habit of going over the top if we think it will make things more amusing. Like, Cards Against Humanity over-the-top.

Regardless, it's our first web-project; style will develop in time.

[Frost]

I favor Amaura for Discomilf.

Speaking of cougars, 70's dance fads, and genetically engineered dogfighting, I was actually considering finally getting around to watching Krack la Kokaine at some point soon, considering there aren't that many episodes and my time is virtually worthless anyway. Would its viewers here recommend it?

[Guest]

I favor Amaura for Discomilf.

Speaking of cougars, 70's dance fads, and genetically engineered dogfighting, I was actually considering finally getting around to watching Krack la Kokaine at some point soon, considering there aren't that many episodes and my time is virtually worthless anyway. Would its viewers here recommend it?

Yes, highly recommend watching KLK. It's over the top and fantastic.

[Guest]

Somehow, I'd got it in my head you'd already seen it, Frost. Yeah, I'd recommend it. Not sure if it's your taste or not, but it's hilarious and often finds ways to even be clever.

@Iron
Sure, pass the link around when you're ready. Also, as you're doing Terraria, you should build a Hellevator and then push people into the Hellevator. People that lack ways of surviving the fall.

[Vinylshadow]

Hm...

This fanfic's Jo-Ha-Kyū section is practically its own separate story, seeing as how it's all one long flashback

I like it
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As I've said before,  do whatever amuses you,  Iron; have fun

[Frost]

Noted, Cobalt. In semi-related news, I keep laughing like an idiot at this:

Spoiler:

[Vinylshadow]

I haven't seen your LSD, but have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?


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I have a really bad feeling about this New Year's Eve

I only hope that my fears don't come to pass

[Tytan]

I can't get this thought out of my head. I can't stop remembering this ad from years ago for Resident Evil in EGM that was like a bunch of torn out diary pages. 

All I remember is that it was really creepy and the best short horror story I ever read. 

I don't know if I actually want to read it again though. 

Rose color glasses and what not.

[Scienza]

I favor Amaura for Discomilf.

Speaking of cougars, 70's dance fads, and genetically engineered dogfighting, I was actually considering finally getting around to watching Krack la Kokaine at some point soon, considering there aren't that many episodes and my time is virtually worthless anyway. Would its viewers here recommend it?

Yes. It has the perfect trifecta of boobs, violence, and rampant insanity, along with just being fun as hell.

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