Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[CamoBadger]

FRAGO. No overnight. Range today and tomorrow. 

Also, weapons draw at this company takes about 15 minutes. Happens at about 0915. Infantry ain't about that 0300 shit, man. We're badasses from 0900 to 1700. Outside that, you're on your own. 

That's why Joshua hit up God to stop the sun and shit, too. It was 1650 and the motherfuckers were about to bounce, "ongoing battle" be damned. That's why they went on to slaughter their enemies--they were fuckin' pissed. It was 1705 and they were still sober; which is pretty much universal shorthand for "shit's FUBAR"

Possibly the most true thing I've read in weeks.

[Frost]

Possibly the most true thing I've read in weeks.

Only guys worse are fuckin' 68W's, man. Y'all are in charge of issuing out First Aid gear, and I think there's probably four complete IFAKs in my company, if we all get together. Literally no one in my platoon has chest decompression needles. Fuck, man, what if my lung collapses from chain smoking at this elevation, or some shit? I'm gonna die, and it'll be your fault somehow.

[RoboRed]

Swickedbait:
http://mymineawesome.deviantart.com/art/Sunset-471837714
http://miokomata.deviantart.com/art/Lesson-to-be-learned-471846104
http://astarothathros.deviantart.com/art/07-29-14-C45-Monstrous-471726540
http://kasiata.deviantart.com/art/Get-your-face-away-sis-you-re-creeping-me-out-471888436
http://bratzoid.deviantart.com/art/Learning-New-Spells-471797534

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://tldrwikipedia.tumblr.com/post/93362088168/ebola-funny

[Scyto Harmony]

KLK Bait:

[RoboRed]

lulz:

[Valikdu]

I like this ask-a-pony: http://askmovieslate.tumblr.com/

[RoboRed]

what...the...fuck...:

[Scyto Harmony]

what...the...fuck...:

*Gets scissors*

[Guest]

what...the...fuck...:

That's certainly better then the one they have now...

[RoboRed]

Swickedbait:
http://madhotaru.deviantart.com/art/cell-472095687

Derpmindbait:
http://madhotaru.deviantart.com/art/Wad-472096036

[Guest]

Does anyone like crits? Playing some more fire emblem and I don't really like them when I do them or when the enemy does them. They screw with my plan.

Are there crits in X-com?

[Harmony Ltd.]

what are these crits you speaketh of?

[Tytan]

Great scene from doctor who:

[Valikdu]

Speaking of Skyrim...

[Harmony Ltd.]

There really should be a word for a male harem. Mine in Skyrim is progressing nicely <3

By the way, most of them are ogres.
I think you can all guess why  

This game is too much fun...

Get out my swamp.

[Ironmonger]

@Skyrim

That stuff is ogre-rated.

[Frost]

Alright, this pun thread is ogre.  I'm fucking sick of this train-shrek of bullshit.

[Ironmonger]

The puns are ogrewhelming.

[Frost]

Dear fuckin' god yes:

[Guest]

what are these crits you speaketh of?

I think what last was referring to was random critical hits or at least that's how I took it.

[Frost]

This is my kinda story

[Scienza]

Well, that escalated:

[Frost]

I can't link it here, for obvious reasons, but PM me if you want a link to a story which contains the line "As Celestia sucked on the Führer's mighty cock,"

[StoneSlinger88]

Picked up a case of 80 8x57 on stripper clips for forty bucks. Upon closer inspection, they turn out to be Portuguese production surplus; non-corrosive, consistent, and getting rare nowadays. Gotta love Mom and Pop shops for the random crap they have lying around.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Have you tried hand-(re)loading? I know someone on the internet who does.

[RoboRed]

<3:

Lastbait:
http://mickeymonster.deviantart.com/art/Single-Mother-472124072

Swickedbait:
http://fshydale.deviantart.com/art/CellyPrime-472087280
http://bonbrony.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-472094483

[Harmony Ltd.]

KLK shipping thing:

Pixiv ID: 41958933
Member: DAI (ФωФ）

[StoneSlinger88]

Have you tried hand-(re)loading? I know someone on the internet who does.

It costs a good bit to get into and will take a while to pay itself back, which is why I've been putting off buying a kit.

[Kattlarv]

And; "My fucking similies"?


@Tytan: Not sure I'd trust google translate that much tbh... but maybe. And while I am generally against "medicine", honestly been pondering on getting some sort of sleeping aid. I shouldn't get violent mood swings post period. Not to mention I sleep badly as it is.]

1. When you try and liken one situation (usually your situation) to another situation, usually to try and make it easier to understand.

The problem is that your similes:
A. Are terrible.
B. Make no sense.
C. Are confusing.
D. All of the above.

2. Just try it, honestly if it doesn't work we probably won't be able to tell.

Also, the fuck? I didn't even mention medicine, not even in passing.

I'm guessing "similies" refer to like, "similarities" or something? At least guessing it means when I'm making a reference/comparison to try and explain something.
And I am aware of that. They tend to be that "all or nothing, hit or miss". As either everyone understands them, or none... bar that occasional one person xP

And allright. Will for test mention one that worked both in Swe AND translated so far: And in the example, I'll use the topic of Sabaton, because I was outside their concert yesterday: (This was a mail I was sent) "So hi, I noticed yesterday that you're a fan of Sabaton. As you're aware, I am a huge fan of them. Going with all the content I create that includes or refer to them. But now, knowing this. I can no longer be your friend, because I can't be associated with people that has such terrible taste in music. Goodbye." did I manage to make that a working similies?

And hm, looking in hindsight, I should have moved that topic down a row so it didn't seem connected... was just a random mention.

@Downloaded:

Spoiler:

@Last: Those don't count anyhow xD Japan exclusive event pokemon are not really ones I consider to be part of "beating" it. Kinda like I don't see ex: DLC armor for a game as "part of getting 100 %" And well, with the cloning a thing, that could technically work. But then I'd need to get the pokebank first as said.

@Frost:

Spoiler:

@Tytan: I'll just take that as a caramelized insult.
... and it doesn't help I can speak the somewhat corresponding Swe version of that accent...

@Valik: I actually just a few weeks ago ran into a ask tubmlr (nsfw) that didn't have the same cliché cardboard characters. Where the main char (Luna) actually had a sex drive and needs. Was quite surprised tbh.

@Robo: Okay, that happy meal thing got a bit of a snicker out of me.

@Frost: I think I might actually know who did that story... saw something similar not too long ago, some OC with the generic, "obnoxious, selfish douchebag" personality had Twilight as a bland, cardboard cumdump, and it was basically something like that. Guess there was more too it, but just recall being too bored to bother with it.

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