Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

by Guest Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:07 am

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
I better sleep with Juan eye open.

Now I just hissed.

Bad pun? Or is this a dominance thing?

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:10 am

Last wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
I better sleep with Juan eye open.

Now I just hissed.

Bad pun? Or is this a dominance thing?

I guess is takes Juan to know Juan.

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by cb5 Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:12 am

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
I better sleep with Juan eye open.

Now I just hissed.

That was Juan kinky comment.

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:15 am

Last wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
I better sleep with Juan eye open.

Now I just hissed.

Bad pun? Or is this a dominance thing?

Dominance. I'm marking my territory as we speak. The local mountain lion population acknowledges me as a threat. Anyway, I actually have been working on the quality of my comedy, it just has the tendency to dip into non-sequitur and obscure territory-

Tytan wrote:
I guess is takes Juan to know Juan.

>Folds ears back and bares fangs.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:19 am

Ironmonger wrote:

Tytan wrote:
I guess is takes Juan to know Juan.

>Folds ears back and bares fangs.

STAY BACK! I have the Juan ring to rule them all!

Spoiler:

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:30 am

Tytan wrote:

STAY BACK! I have the Juan ring to rule them all!

Spoiler:

>Winces as a blood vessel ruptures in eye, and redneckery reaches level 1.

Looks like we got a Spaniard in the works.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:36 am

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:

STAY BACK! I have the Juan ring to rule them all!

Spoiler:

>Winces as a blood vessel ruptures in eye, and redneckery reaches level 1.

Looks like we got a Spaniard in the works.

Yes. I have developed skills using ancient magics, and I have crafted a sword that can cut through any armor. My powers are great.

You may call me...

Obi-Juan Kenobi.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 2:46 am

swicked wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:

STAY BACK! I have the Juan ring to rule them all!

Spoiler:

>Winces as a blood vessel ruptures in eye, and redneckery reaches level 1.

Looks like we got a Spaniard in the works.
Yes. I have developed skills using ancient magics, and I have crafted a sword that can cut through any armor. My powers are great.

You may call me...

Obi-Juan Kenobi.
Juan-derful. Just Juan-derful.
What, is there only Juan mexican pun, here? Juan a disappointment...

You want Juan? I'll give you Juan. But I won't do Black puns. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

by cb5 Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:01 am

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:

STAY BACK! I have the Juan ring to rule them all!

Spoiler:

>Winces as a blood vessel ruptures in eye, and redneckery reaches level 1.

Looks like we got a Spaniard in the works.

Don't worry. No Juan is watching so I can help increase blood flow elsewhere.

by **RoboRed** Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:01 pm

Ironlulz:

Chilled sounded like he Wilhelm Screamed in this one. Applebloom

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:20 pm

Heavy metal banjo/lulz:

by Aonee Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:35 pm

In other news...

by Valikdu Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:55 pm

Katarn wrote:
Valikdu wrote:I got multiple VS unlocks (mostly MAX guns) for sc. I kinda don't have a choice

I thought upgrades isn't shared cross-server, it isn't even cross acc.

I meant that I bought them for gold. That's cross-server.

stringtheory wrote:Yeah, Connery and Vanu (on an NC dominated server, but hey more to kill). Blame Rum.

...so, how about that outfit?
My VS on Connery is named ValissaSurana.

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:00 pm

This is what happens when Death Metal is crossed with Hard Rock; Death n' Roll.

by Stringtheory Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:28 pm

Valikdu wrote:
stringtheory wrote:Yeah, Connery and Vanu (on an NC dominated server, but hey more to kill). Blame Rum.

...so, how about that outfit?
My VS on Connery is named ValissaSurana.

The outfit's name is Project Horizons CC, someone can invite you when online

by Kattlarv Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:29 pm

And back, that new episode was quite okay imo. Had neat moments. Cringed at the stupid/forced part though...

And tbh, I'll be disappoint if there will be more generic, illogical crap porn of that episode than there'll be lesbian porn. Because if they seriously neglect ALL those innuendo's, I'll need to flip a table.
In regard to porn: Why can people release a half-assed folio, with utterly fucking lacking content in terms of effort. Lie about the content, have false advertisement, make incorrect claims, skip out on promised content, release a "gold version" that has 930 % better content, because it turns out a seeming majority just did sloppy, badly made edits/templates (and/or also copy pasted) as the "original" works, to then replace them with, and put effort into the alt version they actually wanted to draw and not giving a fuck about the actual promised content, and still have a majority of their fans roll around on the floor foaming at the mouth while jerking off? Along with semi-scolding me for daring to complain at such "magnificent" work, and "ensuring" me that no half-assing was made, that everyone put their full effort into it and that they hope I purchase their next folio too? Really, only part that kept me from tossing a major instead of minor hissy fit was that I stole the folio online. Like, really. I've seen one decent folio so far. And that consists of 2 ½ decent ones... do the majority of people really have that lame standards? And/or not give a fuck about not getting what was promised, as long as there's some horsecocks attached to it? I mean, if I order a lasanga at a restaurant, then is served a quarter plate of plain, cold pasta, but for only 4 $ extra, I can get 4 times as much, have it warmed along with a shitload of extra seasoning and great sauce! Also dinnerware to eat with. Like... even if I like pasta too, it's not what I was promised, nor do I feel okay about them only bothering serving something decent if I pay up extra.

@String: (comic) I actually know the author of that comic :P Not well, but talk to them occasionally.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:31 pm

@Kattlarv. I think I found a comedian you'd like. I'd post a video of her standup, but I don't know if it'd count as appropriate. Her name is Margaret Cho, and I have very little doubt that if you two knew each other you'd be best friends.\

Edit: Poof! New avatar!

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:20 pm

Tytan wrote:

Edit: Poof! New avatar!

Always angry, all the time! Crazy

Spoiler:

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:29 pm

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:

Edit: Poof! New avatar!

Always angry, all the time!
Spoiler:

That is, of course, the translated version.

In the language of the Angry Marine it sounds more like, "CUNT BITCH FUCKGOBBLER!!!"

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:41 pm

Tytan wrote:
That is, of course, the translated version.

In the language of the Angry Marine it sounds more like, "CUNT BITCH FUCKGOBBLER!!!"

A fact unknown to most is that the Angry Marines are almost all descendants of the Tourettes Guy. His descendants found the light of the Emperor, and they then pledged their loyalty to purging the mutants, the aliens, and the heretics. Granted, their pledge was quite vulgar, but it was official nonetheless.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:46 pm

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
That is, of course, the translated version.

In the language of the Angry Marine it sounds more like, "CUNT BITCH FUCKGOBBLER!!!"

A fact unknown to most is that the Angry Marines are almost all descendants of the Tourettes Guy. His descendants found the light of the Emperor, and they then pledged their loyalty to purging the mutants, the aliens, and the heretics. Granted, their pledge was quite vulgar, but it was official nonetheless.

Most impressive about their pledge was that they managed to use every tense of the word 'fuck' no less than four times and invented several thus far unheard usages.

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:56 pm

Tytan wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
That is, of course, the translated version.

In the language of the Angry Marine it sounds more like, "CUNT BITCH FUCKGOBBLER!!!"

A fact unknown to most is that the Angry Marines are almost all descendants of the Tourettes Guy. His descendants found the light of the Emperor, and they then pledged their loyalty to purging the mutants, the aliens, and the heretics. Granted, their pledge was quite vulgar, but it was official nonetheless.
Most impressive about their pledge was that they managed to use every tense of the word 'fuck' no less than four times and invented several thus far unheard usages.

The marines of the extreme far-right beliefs emphasized their loyalty by saluting the Emperor with what translated as "Hail, the fucking Emperor!"

I was trying to find a legit German translation, but then I said "Fuck it".

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:00 pm

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
That is, of course, the translated version.

In the language of the Angry Marine it sounds more like, "CUNT BITCH FUCKGOBBLER!!!"

A fact unknown to most is that the Angry Marines are almost all descendants of the Tourettes Guy. His descendants found the light of the Emperor, and they then pledged their loyalty to purging the mutants, the aliens, and the heretics. Granted, their pledge was quite vulgar, but it was official nonetheless.
Most impressive about their pledge was that they managed to use every tense of the word 'fuck' no less than four times and invented several thus far unheard usages.

The marines of the extreme far-right beliefs emphasized their loyalty by saluting the Emperor with what translated as "Hail, the fucking Emperor!"

I was trying to find a legit German translation, but then I said "Fuck it".

Begrüßen Sie den verdammten Kaiser!

(Apparently 'Heil' means 'Salvation'.)

by Ironmonger Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:03 pm

Tytan wrote:
Begrüßen Sie den verdammten Kaiser!

(Apparently 'Heil' means 'Salvation'.)

I don't trust Google Translate anymore, nowadays I piece together my German via cross-referencing dictionaries and my own knowledge of the language.

by Tytan Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:06 pm

Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Begrüßen Sie den verdammten Kaiser!

(Apparently 'Heil' means 'Salvation'.)

I don't trust Google Translate anymore, nowadays I piece together my German via cross-referencing dictionaries and my own knowledge of the language.

It's okay as long as you're translating languages with Latin and Greek roots (Spanish, German, Italian, Etc.). Anything else is dodgy at best.

by cb5 Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:02 pm

Tytan wrote:
Ironmonger wrote:
Tytan wrote:
Begrüßen Sie den verdammten Kaiser!

(Apparently 'Heil' means 'Salvation'.)

I don't trust Google Translate anymore, nowadays I piece together my German via cross-referencing dictionaries and my own knowledge of the language.
It's okay as long as you're translating languages with Latin and Greek roots (Spanish, German, Italian, Etc.). Anything else is dodgy at best.

hon hon baguette eiffel tower
(not sorry)

by Valikdu Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:40 pm

For the New Year, I'd printed shirts with those two images to gift to family members. They liked them.

Spoiler:

Also, I am now in possession of an artifact shirt with CaptainHoers's art that I commissioned.

Spoiler:

by Stringtheory Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:51 pm

Valikdu wrote:For the New Year, I'd printed shirts with those two images to gift to family members. They liked them.

Spoiler:

Translation please?

by Ironmonger Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:01 am

stringtheory wrote:
Valikdu wrote:For the New Year, I'd printed shirts with those two images to gift to family members. They liked them.

Spoiler:
Translation please?

1) "Proletarian of all countries, unite!"
2) "They will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Admittedly I just barely understood what they were saying at first glance, so I had to use a little bit of the googley goodness.

by **RoboRed** Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:48 am

ironlulz:

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