Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Guest]

I have discovered something magical, gents! The worst video game sequel of all time, ever. Let me tell you about Max Payne 3: Call of Modern Cover-Based Shitshow Shooter.

Max Paye 3:

And them's my complaints. Oh, and the weapon swapping system is atrocious, but that's because it's a console port. Grumble grumble grumble.

EDIT: I now realize how the Fallout 1 and 2 fans felt about 3. =P

[Guest]

Well unless it was ported by another company not sure why it being a console port is an acceptable excuse. Even then minecraft was ported to console by a different company and they made changes if they didn't I'd be saying "wow this crafting system is really shitty for a controller. But it's a PC port so grumble grumble."

Anyway sorry. When I hear "It's a console port." I hear "It's worse because it was on console." Excusing the developer's laziness.

[Kattlarv]

@OAC: (trend) http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown Also, there is http://www.theguardian.com/society/2008/mar/25/children.news (just took random first site about it) that, and the fact some contry changed their manequins to DD in breast size, ALL of them, to better fit the country's new ideal/standard of female beauty... along with the statement "there are no such thing as inner beauty, that's just something ugly women made up to justify themselves."

They're linking the clothes and attractiveness-- the attractiveness they picked are the famous Double-D's. "Buy this and it'll help you look like this!" Almost every ad out there has some form of it; trucks, cars, perfumes, deodorant, bodywashes, make-up, pants, shirts, hats, skateboards, the list goes on and on. It's about people looking at it and going "I want to look like that" or "I want to be able to do that" even if it's entirely impractical, and the message always conveys a sense of "Buy this and you can!" to the viewer. It's all about the money, and people willing to pay to be something they aren't tend to spend a lot of it.

Don't overly see the relevance to this and them changing all the manequins to have DD instead of average sized breasts to put more pressure on people to become "normal".

It comes down to everybody wants more money and enforcing "higher-standard" beauty ideals is one way to get it by stimulating the sale of beauty products while also being douchenozzles.

There's a wonderful comic about something like that. Someone peddling a "natural look" make-up while a girl mention that "she doesn't wear make-up, isn't that natural enough?" and the guy claiming that "she can't reach a "natural look" without their products, that she'll look less... (more or less they describe a normal look, and she goes "so... less like without makeup?)". And the whole comic ending with him stating that "I don't think you understand what a "natural look" means..." and her retorting that "no, you don't." (or something like that)

But yeah, I've been trying to wallop into people for years that the porn norm was solely invented to earn money by having monopoly on what people were supposed to like. Having something so retarded over the top and uncommon, that they were the only ones that could be the sole supplier. But no, apparently it's impossible to influence people's preference, and "it's always been like that".

@Camo: (name) You think that's bad? There's someone named "Hugh Tiits" There was also a couple more "really bad names"... but forgot them.

@Last: (avatar) Heh, I happen to know the artist that drew that very well :P

[Guest]

I know :P I went through their tumblr. You asked quite a few questions. Not really a fan of the recent adventure stuff but I really like the way he draws.

[RoboRed]

various stuff found on facebook:

[Guest]

Random tumblr thing:

[Kippershy]

Props for the BL2 reference.

It was either that or a "Rock n' Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" joke. I think I made the right choice.

Definitely.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IMAGESHACK!??!?!

I will look at this when I am tripping balls some time soon

[brony all alone]

i beat sonic colors today 

[Katarn]

get yourself ready for overkill:

[Valikdu]

So, it seems like the season opening will have some really wierd (and awesome) plants that I'll be able to add to my mod.

[Penby]

After this shot, I don't think I can take Hellsing seriously 

Derp:

[Ironmonger]

quake-related art:

[Tytan]

I think I just had a nerdgasm:

[Valikdu]

[a thing that is awesome]

...This is making me horny.

[Tytan]

[a thing that is awesome]

...This is making me horny.

The way I understand it it's gonna be a MOBA (league of legends, dota 2) style game where the champions will be the heroes and villains of Blizzard games.

[Guest]

Definitely awesome. Could've used one more Warcraft character.

[Tytan]

There's some alpha gameplay from Blizzcon out there. They had more Warcraft characters.

[Guest]

[a thing that is awesome]

...This is making me horny.

The way I understand it it's gonna be a MOBA Hero brawler(league of legends, dota 2) style game where the champions will be the heroes and villains of Blizzard games.

Fixed it.

[Tytan]

[a thing that is awesome]

...This is making me horny.

The way I understand it it's gonna be a [strike\MOBA[/strike] Hero brawler(league of legends, dota 2) style game where the champions will be the heroes and villains of Blizzard games.

Fixed it.  

 Nope.

[Guest]

Oh I'm sure. Just think they should have put two heros/villians from each franchise in the trailer. Afghans was there maybe Sylvanas (sure I spelled that wrong) would have been good.

[cb5]

[a thing that is awesome]

...This is making me horny.

The way I understand it it's gonna be a [strike\MOBA[/strike] Hero brawler(league of legends, dota 2) style game where the champions will be the heroes and villains of Blizzard games.

Fixed it.  

 Nope.

[brony all alone]

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
JEEENKIIIIIIIIIINNNSSS!

[Valikdu]

...and now I'm not horny anymore.

[Ironmonger]

One of my brothers brought up the fact that he had recently shot a deer, and he offered me some of the ground meat. It quickly turned into us discussing what would happen if he tried to mail the carcass to me, and then ended with the idea of the mailman shoving the deer's head into the mailbox and leaving the decaying corpse to just hang there.  

Man, I love talking with family sometimes.

[Scyto Harmony]

...and now I'm not horny anymore.

Probably for the best, all things considered.

I keep watching this:

Ah I love the scissor sisters. I remember the first time I heard that song was a 'Anime Munters' version.

[Valikdu]

One of my brothers brought up the fact that he had recently shot a deer, and he offered me some of the ground meat. It quickly turned into us discussing what would happen if he tried to mail the carcass to me, and then ended with the idea of the mailman shoving the deer's head into the mailbox and leaving the decaying corpse to just hang there.  

Man, I love talking with family sometimes.

Or you'd find that corpse in your bed after waking up, Godfather style  

...Of course, I'm not certain that it wouldn't end up in that bed, anyway.

[Ironmonger]

One of my brothers brought up the fact that he had recently shot a deer, and he offered me some of the ground meat. It quickly turned into us discussing what would happen if he tried to mail the carcass to me, and then ended with the idea of the mailman shoving the deer's head into the mailbox and leaving the decaying corpse to just hang there.  

Man, I love talking with family sometimes.

Or you'd find that corpse in your bed after waking up, Godfather style  

...Of course, I'm not certain that it wouldn't end up in that bed, anyway.

I'd probably scream "OH DEER" and then fall out of my bed as I try to figure out what the hell just happened.

[cb5]

...and now I'm not horny anymore.

Probably for the best, all things considered.

I keep watching this:

Ah I love the scissor sisters. I remember the first time I heard that song was a 'Anime Munters' version.

The first time I heard that song was from doctor who and the return of the master.

[Valikdu]

"OH DEAR"

Must... not... pun...

[Moodyman90]

Oh go ahead. Not like anybody is gonna pun-ish you.
*dives into a bunker*

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