Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

I get more from my legal activities than I would do from criminal ones while being able to enjoy it later.

Clearly, you've never taken any spare parts to any of the specialist offices in your area

[Harmony Ltd.]

"while being able to enjoy it later"

I am not what you'd call a risk-taker, and money is hard to enjoy when you're locked behind bars.

[Frost]

"while being able to enjoy it later"

I am not what you'd call a risk-taker, and money is hard to enjoy when you're locked behind bars.

I'm not saying it doesn't take planning, and caution, and being sure to cover your tracks (making it, just from the description, the single most engaging activity ever conceived by man and the only one not turned into a shitty video game) but, once you've found the ropes, it's quite a lucrative and challenging career

[RoboRed]

Frostbait:
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Mid-Autumn-Festival-399175816
http://cherkivi.deviantart.com/art/Heartbeat-399448061

Lastbait:
http://magicman001.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Pupa-399441532

[Frost]

Frostbait:
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Mid-Autumn-Festival-399175816
http://cherkivi.deviantart.com/art/Heartbeat-399448061

Lastbait:
http://magicman001.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Pupa-399441532

Decent bait. Nothing groundbreaking.

If there were zebra batponies, though, my shit would lose its shit, and then that lost shit would lose its own shit

[Harmony Ltd.]

@ Frost : It's a mise en abîme of screaming piles of dung. A shit-ception.

"I stared into the abyss, and it looked back at me. From the depth of Belzeebub's uncanny valley emerged a never ending fountain of restless filth."

[Frost]

"I stared into the abyss, and it looked back at me. From the depth of Belzeebub's uncanny valley emerged a never ending fountain of restless filth."

"And up from the dark river, from the very depths of the beast itself, arose a cloud unlike any to ever cross God's blessed sky. Like an adder sent up from the Dark Prince himself, it wormed through the nose, through the lungs, through the very core of all those who dared venture near. It burned inside, searing body and mind alike. Most took their own lives than bear it."

[Tytan]

Frostbait:
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Mid-Autumn-Festival-399175816
http://cherkivi.deviantart.com/art/Heartbeat-399448061

Lastbait:
http://magicman001.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Pupa-399441532

Decent bait. Nothing groundbreaking.

If there were zebra batponies, though, my shit would lose its shit, and then that lost shit would lose its own shit

This is the closest I could find:

[Frost]

Frostbait:
http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Mid-Autumn-Festival-399175816
http://cherkivi.deviantart.com/art/Heartbeat-399448061

Lastbait:
http://magicman001.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Pupa-399441532

Decent bait. Nothing groundbreaking.

If there were zebra batponies, though, my shit would lose its shit, and then that lost shit would lose its own shit

This is the closest I could find:

*Dies*

[Harmony Ltd.]

From the original Fallout Equestria, that scene where Xenith takes that potion that makes her grow bloodwing batwings ?

[Moodyman90]

Thought that was a talisman? Or did they call it a fetish? Totem? Wasn't a potion though, cause it was something you could put on and take off.

[SilentCarto]

Thought that was a talisman? Or did they call it a fetish? Totem? Wasn't a potion though, cause it was something you could put on and take off.

The bloodwing talismans were made from used Dash inhalers and strips of bloodwing hide.

[SilentCarto]

So, I've finally started watching Attack on Titan. I just finished episode 5.

Attack on Titan Spoilers:

[Tytan]

Thought that was a talisman? Or did they call it a fetish? Totem? Wasn't a potion though, cause it was something you could put on and take off.

The bloodwing talismans were made from used Dash inhalers and strips of bloodwing hide.

I don't know about that, but Frost is gonna kill a frenchman for crushing his dreams.

[Frost]

You talk like I need a reason to kill Frenchmen

[RoboRed]

[RoboRed]

[Frost]

[Ketchup]

So, I've finally started watching Attack on Titan. I just finished episode 5.

Attack on Titan Spoilers:

Spoiler:

[Ironmonger]

Lulz:

[Frost]

Can't recognize it, sorry.

I can, however, recognize something in the story's description--so much pretension and delusions of artistic grandeur that the only explanation is that the author is the bastard lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Oscar Wilde's ancient, crusty jizz-towel. I didn't click on it, for fear I'd choke on my own throat because of how far my head would work its way up my own asshole

[Frost]

"Rarity finds herself especially intrigued by the dresses of Ponyville's newest dressmaker. Struggling under the burden of her own adoration she finds herself trapped within an existential crisis. In this nihilistic twilight, she clings onto the last of her creative sanity, trying to pierce through the mysterium that is the new dressmaker's identity. A story that deals with what it is to be and, subsequently, what it is to not be in the world of creativity."

I'm actually quite impressed. I know I wouldn't have the patience to type all that with one hand.

[Frost]

...huh.
To be honest, I never got past the first sentence of that description. I just wanted the picture.

[i]I'm actually quite impressed. I know I wouldn't have the patience to type all that with one hand.

Yeah, I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

He was using his other hand to rub his smug, pretentious stiffie. It's a masturbation joke. About masturbation. I mean the writer was masturbating.

Moving on, I ran the image URL through Google's 'Search by Image' function, and got this:

Spoiler:

[Tytan]

*SHAMELESS ADVERTISEMENT*

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

I HAVE WRITTEN A CLOPFIC!

The subjects are Clock (Picture right) and Eve (Magma's OC).

It is most definitely NSFW. If you'd like to read it, ask and I'll send it.

[Ironmonger]

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

I HAVE WRITTEN A CLOPFIC!

The subjects are Clock (Picture right) and Eve (Magma's OC).

It is most definitely NSFW. If you'd like to read it, ask and I'll send it.

Send. Send like you've never sent before.

[Frost]

Damn, it's been months since I've seen Magma around here. But yes, I do recall the characters from my days lurking on The Kingdom. Send that shit mah way, Tyt. On second thought, I'm not abbreviating your name. You're just Tytan.

[Frost]

Hehe, that's cool, thanks.
I guess I just kinda figured that wouldn't work, so sorry about that.

And I honestly don't know why I'm so slow with this stuff sometimes. Reminds me of elementary school.

Your primary education was more interesting than mine if it involved obtuse masturbation jokes and references to child-bearing jizz-towels

[CamoBadger]

Heads up time.
I'm currently in a humvee on my way to a flood, so i'll be very scarce until this is over. Timeline as of now is 3 days.

[RoboRed]

Heads up time.
I'm currently in a humvee on my way to a flood, so i'll be very scarce until this is over. Timeline as of now is 3 days.

Good luck, Camo. Be safe.

[Frost]

Heads up time.
I'm currently in a humvee on my way to a flood, so i'll be very scarce until this is over. Timeline as of now is 3 days.

Best of luck, you great and heroic man. We shall be here, holding down the fort.

.........Alright, is he gone yet? I'll get the 'stuff'; Robo, you're in charge of music, and I bet Swick can get us some 'company' pretty easily.

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