Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Fluttershy's cutie mark suddenly take on a whole new meaning.

[RoboRed]

more swickedbait:

[Moodyman90]

" The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie demands you give her snack!" Punches side of vending machine.

[RoboRed]

...robo feels brain dead...:

[Harmony Ltd.]

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[Harmony Ltd.]

You know what annoy me the most when I answer the phone ?

People telling me "madam".

Oh come the fuck on ! Do my voice really sound that effeminate ?!

[Guest]

I know how ya feel Harmony, customers used to call me ma'am all the time when I took orders in the drive thru.

[RoboRed]

I, too, know that feel.

[Frost]

I usually perceive my own voice like being similar to a five-year-olds, though when I listen  to it recorded it usually comes out as "ten-year-old chain-smoker"

[Ironmonger]

I get mistaken for an 87 year old man on the phone. Deep and kinda sharp voice.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Why am I now imagining Derpy Hooves playing as "Gomer Pyle" in a ponified version of Full Metal Jacket ?...

[Kippershy]

I wish I had a cleaner, deeper voice.
I also wish I didn't have my cleft palate when I was a babby though, so I'm used to not worrying about it too much.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Why am I now imagining Derpy Hooves playing as "Gomer Pyle" in a ponified version of Full Metal Jacket ?...

Which would lead us

Spoiler:

[Moodyman90]

All I can say is that I hate my voice. Well, not hate but really dislike. I know I have a nasal accent but when I hear myself when recorded, and thus the way everybody else probably hears me, it's just horrible and a bit higher pitch then I would like it.

[Harmony Ltd.]

You know, I doubt many people like the sound of their own voice.

[RoboRed]

swickedbait:

[Harmony Ltd.]

I usually perceive my own voice like being similar to a five-year-olds, though when I listen  to it recorded it usually comes out as "ten-year-old chain-smoker"

"Psychopathic manchild"

[Harmony Ltd.]

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[Ironmonger]

Vinyl needs to shut her face.  

>angrily shakes fist.

[Kippershy]

And you people question why I love 4chan so much.
 

[Harmony Ltd.]

eye scream

[Frost]

I can't wait for computers to advance enough for smart bullets to be possible

Then AI advances enough for sentient smart bullets

Then come the pacifist smart bullets, so I can cause twice the pain and anguish with each shot

[Ironmonger]

Frost and I decided to play the original Ghost Recon out of extreme boredom, it turned out to be one hell of a game. It's like Slender but with guns. The two of us were extremely nervous because our characters move so freakin' slow, the field of vision is very limited, our weapons had questionable effectiveness, and one generally dies very quickly in that game.

We were so confused at first as we figured out the controls and how the weapons function. After that first game the screen said "Blue team wins." Frost turns and looks at me with a confused look and said "...Who was blue team?!"

[Harmony Ltd.]

"There were teams ? I thought it was a death-match !"
"So you were the asshole who kept shooting at me ?!"
"...No.  "

[Frost]

I did end up gunning down my team members more than Iron did, though

[Ironmonger]

I blew myself up with a claymore.  

[Valikdu]

[StoneSlinger88]

Original Ghost Recon... I've got it here somewhere. All about being sneaky sneaky, because if not you're dead in a heartbeat.

[Frost]

And there's none of this 'surviving eight rounds to the fucking face' like you see in CoD and its imitators. You're lucky if you survive three or four rounds, and even that's uncommon

[Frost]

I can't help but think that the Predators we see going around hunting humans are sort of normal guys on hunting trips. They have desk jobs normally. 

"Hell yeah, three day weekend. Got a trip to Earth planned, going to hunt the elusive Steroidian Ape native to the area."

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