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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
*raises hand*Quick test :
How many of you here know what "poontang" mean without having to look it up ?
Also, "means".
I've heard "poon" used every so often, but not that much.What I mean is :
How dated is it ? Is it still part of the current vocabulary ?
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of course I know what poontang is.Harmony Ltd. wrote:Quick test :
How many of you here know what "poontang" mean without having to look it up ?
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God damn... My sides...
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
Did somebody mention gay snowman?StoneSlinger88 wrote:God damn... My sides...
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WARNING: DO NOT READ WHILE EATING OR DRINKING
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT IN A RESTAURANT
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect.
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Please check out the artist Lucid's tumblr. http://inlucidreverie.tumblr.com/post/53153546640/so-in-roughly-12-hours-ill-be-doing-my-4us
He did a commission of mine today and I was very satisfied with it. He said he will be doing it again in a few days and with such low prices, most anyone should be able to afford it! Support our humble yet hardy FoE artists so that they can continue providing us with cool works.
He did a commission of mine today and I was very satisfied with it. He said he will be doing it again in a few days and with such low prices, most anyone should be able to afford it! Support our humble yet hardy FoE artists so that they can continue providing us with cool works.
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Darkbright39 wrote:Please check out the artist Lucid's tumblr. http://inlucidreverie.tumblr.com/post/53153546640/so-in-roughly-12-hours-ill-be-doing-my-4us
He did a commission of mine today and I was very satisfied with it. He said he will be doing it again in a few days and with such low prices, most anyone should be able to afford it! Support our humble yet hardy FoE artists so that they can continue providing us with cool works.
They do regular non-speedy commissions, too?
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But are you ready to get your balls blasted off for the word ?Kippershy wrote:of course I know what poontang is.Harmony Ltd. wrote:Quick test :
How many of you here know what "poontang" mean without having to look it up ?
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"They high-fived so hard the shockwave blew up windows a thousand kilometers away."
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"Crushed under the treads of History."
That formula just came to my mind.
I like it.
That formula just came to my mind.
I like it.
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Which faggot are you again? Or you not from the threads?Darkbright39 wrote:Please check out the artist Lucid's tumblr. http://inlucidreverie.tumblr.com/post/53153546640/so-in-roughly-12-hours-ill-be-doing-my-4us
He did a commission of mine today and I was very satisfied with it. He said he will be doing it again in a few days and with such low prices, most anyone should be able to afford it! Support our humble yet hardy FoE artists so that they can continue providing us with cool works.
Why would my balls be blasted off?[/quote]Harmony Ltd. wrote:But are you ready to get your balls blasted off for the word ?Kippershy wrote:of course I know what poontang is.Harmony Ltd. wrote:Quick test :
How many of you here know what "poontang" mean without having to look it up ?
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=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpGiwNtMvYKippershy wrote:Why would my balls be blasted off?
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That was hilarious. Thank you.
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I say, even though I'm really shitty at RTS games, this look like it has the potential to be -fun- : http://store.steampowered.com/app/233250/
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From what I've gathered, Spec Ops: The Line is probably a thing that is worth playing. Even Yahtzee actually liked it.
Apparently, it has an actual story that was made by a writer, as opposed to Michael Bay's random crap generator. And it's the kind of a story that's relevant to our interests.
Apparently, it has an actual story that was made by a writer, as opposed to Michael Bay's random crap generator. And it's the kind of a story that's relevant to our interests.
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Looks somewhat like Supreme Commander.Harmony Ltd. wrote:I say, even though I'm really shitty at RTS games, this look like it has the potential to be -fun- : http://store.steampowered.com/app/233250/
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Supreme Commander was the successor of a game called "Total Annihilation".
This game here is called "Planetary Annihilation".
I'll let you compute the probabilities.
@ Valikdu : I concur that you should play Spec Ops if you have the occasion. I haven't finished it yet, but I can already tell you the story is solid, and the gunplay is -not shitty-.
This game here is called "Planetary Annihilation".
I'll let you compute the probabilities.
@ Valikdu : I concur that you should play Spec Ops if you have the occasion. I haven't finished it yet, but I can already tell you the story is solid, and the gunplay is -not shitty-.
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Harmony Ltd. wrote:Supreme Commander was the successor of a game called "Total Annihilation".
This game here is called "Planetary Annihilation".
I'll let you run some calculations.
@ Valikdu : I concur that you should play Spec Ops if you have the occasion. I haven't finished it yet, but I can already tell you the story is solid, and the gunplay is -not shitty-.
Definitely gonna look into this, then.
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So, looking into Sid Meier's : Alpha Centauri...
Am I the only one who tend to root for the Spartans ?
Am I the only one who tend to root for the Spartans ?
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All that I've heard indicates that Spec Ops is quite nice game.
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Tell us something new.swicked wrote:It's funny how thick Twilight is.
Too bad she's cray cray...
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I mean, seriously man :Harmony Ltd. wrote:So, looking into Sid Meier's : Alpha Centauri...
Am I the only one who tend to root for the Spartans ?
"Man has killed man from the beginning of time, and each new frontier has brought new ways and new places to die. Why should the future be different?"
-- Col. Corazon Santiago "Planet: A Survivalist's Guide"
Can you -not- trust that kind of leadership ?
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In Alpha Centauri, I prefer to either
- do mad science:
- BE mad science:
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You talk to me about the wonders of Planet and the Universe, of the riches awaiting us.
Of the Lord's words, and of order and loyalty.
You talk to me of... peace.
There is only one truth that matter :
Survival.
Poontang.
Of the Lord's words, and of order and loyalty.
You talk to me of... peace.
There is only one truth that matter :
Poontang.
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On an online browser game, where you play empires,
my own "roleplay" started by playing a mercenary company which seized a world for itself. Then the company put itself to the service of a coalition of other Empires. This coalition grew in importance, and the mercenary company's role in it as well, to such an extent that for a long time, my Empire was the one at the head of the Galactic Capital - by the time, the mercenary company had evolved to become a full fledged federation ofconquered united worlds.
But then there was an Apocalypse, and my Empire was forced to evacuate and relocate to another galaxy altogether.
And now once again the coalition of Empires I am part of, a different one this time, is already the de facto master of the Galaxy.
Now the funny thing is that money in that game is basically worthless as a currency, as it can be generated through speculation on the in-game markets to unbelievable levels : only hard resources such as metal or energy having real value.
Where I'm getting at is,
You have ex-mercenaries who are unbelievably loyal to a figurehead (another player's character), who may be among the most un-corruptible people out there, who value survival of their kind among everything else, and who may actually be the least morally ambiguous bastards out there, having fought countless wars against aggressors and oppressors and crushing them under their military might.
And I find this all so incredibly ironic I can't help but smile every time I think of it.
my own "roleplay" started by playing a mercenary company which seized a world for itself. Then the company put itself to the service of a coalition of other Empires. This coalition grew in importance, and the mercenary company's role in it as well, to such an extent that for a long time, my Empire was the one at the head of the Galactic Capital - by the time, the mercenary company had evolved to become a full fledged federation of
But then there was an Apocalypse, and my Empire was forced to evacuate and relocate to another galaxy altogether.
And now once again the coalition of Empires I am part of, a different one this time, is already the de facto master of the Galaxy.
Now the funny thing is that money in that game is basically worthless as a currency, as it can be generated through speculation on the in-game markets to unbelievable levels : only hard resources such as metal or energy having real value.
Where I'm getting at is,
You have ex-mercenaries who are unbelievably loyal to a figurehead (another player's character), who may be among the most un-corruptible people out there, who value survival of their kind among everything else, and who may actually be the least morally ambiguous bastards out there, having fought countless wars against aggressors and oppressors and crushing them under their military might.
And I find this all so incredibly ironic I can't help but smile every time I think of it.
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Not really.
A recurring theme of the "head" characters (the original one is MIA, disappeared after an attack on the Galactic Capital ; the second one is still alive) for this Empire is basically that they have on their consciousness the death of hundreds of billions of people, but that "If I had to do it again it would be without hesitation".
It's not that they revel in being monsters, just that they have accepted their true nature and try to put it to use for a greater good - the survival of their kind and the vision of the one they follow.
A recurring theme of the "head" characters (the original one is MIA, disappeared after an attack on the Galactic Capital ; the second one is still alive) for this Empire is basically that they have on their consciousness the death of hundreds of billions of people, but that "If I had to do it again it would be without hesitation".
It's not that they revel in being monsters, just that they have accepted their true nature and try to put it to use for a greater good - the survival of their kind and the vision of the one they follow.
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Also, "God" has a tangible existence in that Universe, and they are in open rebellion against it, considering IT is the one which has caused the previous Apocalypse which forced the exodus out the first galaxy to the second, with only 800 billion of the Federation's 2,500 billion citizens succeeding in rejoining the new galaxy ; the others erased from existence with the first galaxy.
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It get easier to understand when you know that before becoming mercenaries, centuries ago, the guys were settlers from a glorious and mighty federation, and when they got stranded in an hostile land, cut from it, the only way they had to durably survive was to sell their martial aptitudes (they were all veterans of that mighty Federation's armed forces) to the locals.Harmony Ltd. wrote:It's not that they revel in being monsters, just that they have accepted their true nature and try to put it to use for a greater good - the survival of their kind and the vision of the one they follow.
And they spent the last several centuries like that, going from one battlefield to another, never knowing peace, feeding from the slaughter.
As the first main character put it : "Hell would have been a preferable fate."
Basically, they're kind of trying to find redemption.
Somewhat.
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Also, it's not that they are amoral, but that their moral code has been influenced by their experiences.swicked wrote:Is it really all that ironic for the least moral people to be those entirely self-serving?
Or is it just sad? XP
they don't care if you destroy thousands of their ships - they have no hesitation launching nukes on their own positions if this can bring them victory ;
but start targeting civilians and they will rip you a new one.
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