Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Overthepacific]

The more I read this damn article, the more upsetting it is
"I can guarantee only grown men over the age of 30 are playing this game so there’s no harm done."

On the list of things that are not okay, that is really not okay.

[Guest]

My inner cynic's raised eyebrow of incredulity +5 (disruption vs. hoaxes) is working, apparently - tons of red flags raised by that article, lol.

I mean, Jack Thompson would never say anything positive about any video game ever, for one thing, and nobody would ever talk to him about anything anymore these days, anyways. =P

[Kippershy]

Ponies are normally naked anyway and the sprites don't have the angles required to show off their mare-parts.
The article is a troll.

[Stringtheory]

Well, I've decided to extend my shenanigans to this thread as well.

First off
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1276
Somebody please, please tell me this is fake.

7/10 trolling score, totally fake, but seems realistic enough, and apparently fooled some people

[Overthepacific]

Ponies are normally naked anyway and the sprites don't have the angles required to show off their mare-parts.
The article is a troll.

I've got an idea! how about we make fighting is magic, but instead, make them all fuck each other, well call it fucking is magic, just to piss off hasbro!

Spoiler:

[Ironmonger]

Ponies are normally naked anyway and the sprites don't have the angles required to show off their mare-parts.
The article is a troll.

I've got an idea! how about we make fighting is magic, but instead, make them all fuck each other, well call it fucking is magic, just to piss off hasbro!

Spoiler:

*thunderous applause*
Comments like this make me want to shout FOR THE HERD!

[Sindri]

Well, I've decided to extend my shenanigans to this thread as well.

First off
http://www.p4rgaming.com/?p=1276
Somebody please, please tell me this is fake.

...yes, they're going to add nudity to all the ponies.

But yeah, as far as I can tell that's the Onion of gaming news.

[RoboRed]

I mean, Jack Thompson would never say anything positive about any video game ever, for one thing, and nobody would ever talk to him about anything anymore these days, anyways. =P

I was about to say this. It's Jack-fucking-Thompson, patron moron of the anti-video game crowd. He would never say something like that.

[O. Hinds]

Now I'm wondering about that idea for a community of Unicorns, and having further ideas about those two mares...


Man, I don't have time to write a story but if this continue I may have to do it just to get that shit out of my head...


You know what's the most infuriating thing ?

I never know if I should write things in French (because Linguistic Patriotism ), or in English (because that's the language who would speak my readers anyway).

With the fact my English isn't THAT good...

Your English is better than that of most native speakers I've read the writing of... much better...

[Overthepacific]

*thunderous applause*
Comments like this make me want to shout FOR THE HERD!

Then sing it my steel clad brethren!
Let the heavens ring out with the everlasting thunderclap.
Let our roar have the infinite power of men.
Heard at every corner of the largest worn map.
We say now, FOR THE HERD!

Spoiler:

[RoboRed]

These late nights are not doing any good for my sanity

Sanity is overrated.

[Moodyman90]

What is this sanity you speak of?

[Quotidian]

The Boondocks, Flutterrape, and Fapping is Magic? In one page?

God, I've got to stop reading these threads follow these threads more closely.

[Stringtheory]

The Boondocks, Flutterrape, and Fapping is Magic? In one page?

God, I've got to stop reading these threads follow these threads more closely.

Once this thread passes midnight, this place goes full retard, and oh, look it's 12:15...
that's just one of the conditions where this thread goes full retard, can't remember the other one

[Ironmonger]

The Boondocks, Flutterrape, and Fapping is Magic? In one page?

God, I've got to stop reading these threads follow these threads more closely.

Once this thread passes midnight, this place goes full retard, and oh, look it's 12:15...
that's just one of the conditions where this thread goes full retard, can't remember the other one

The other is that Camo has to be absent.

[Stringtheory]

The Boondocks, Flutterrape, and Fapping is Magic? In one page?

God, I've got to stop reading these threads follow these threads more closely.

Once this thread passes midnight, this place goes full retard, and oh, look it's 12:15...
that's just one of the conditions where this thread goes full retard, can't remember the other one

The other is that Camo has to be absent.

and if both conditions are met?

[Ironmonger]

and if both conditions are met?

>Wing-back chair
>Spins to face stringtheory
THEN LORD HELP US ALL.

[Sindri]

Sanity is just a one-trick-pony anyway. You only get the one trick: rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!

[Guest]

Whilst trawling/trolling Omegle for a creative writing assignment, I was linked to a picture of the Milky Way pony. It's a strange, small world we live in.

[Quotidian]

What, the milkmare pony?

[Guest]

What, the milkmare pony?

Eeyup. Not gonna be using that one, I think.

[CamoBadger]

The Boondocks, Flutterrape, and Fapping is Magic? In one page?

God, I've got to stop reading these threads follow these threads more closely.

Once this thread passes midnight, this place goes full retard, and oh, look it's 12:15...
that's just one of the conditions where this thread goes full retard, can't remember the other one

The other is that Camo has to be absent.

This has been proven several times today.

[Quotidian]

Eeyup. Not gonna be using that one, I think.

What, you don't think using a cartoon pony with giant tits as a cover image would improve your grade?

On a related note, the best image of Milky Way I've seen had Gilda and Rainbow Dash both in Matrix leather trench coats. Gilda was using the milkmare's... uh... assets as guns and Dash was doing the Neo bullet time dodge to avoid the... well, you can guess.

The internet never ceases to amaze and horrify me.

[Guest]

Eeyup. Not gonna be using that one, I think.

What, you don't think using a cartoon pony with giant tits as a cover image would improve your grade?

On a related note, the best image of Milky Way I've seen had Gilda and Rainbow Dash both in Matrix leather trench coats. Gilda was using the milkmare's... uh... assets as guns and Dash was doing the Neo bullet time dodge to avoid the... well, you can guess.

The internet never ceases to amaze and horrify me.

Well, considering I've already got at least one RedTube link in this source text, I feel like it couldn't go over too badly. It's just not something I feel like explaining. =P Also, wow. That's... pretty out there, but also very '90s cartoon-esque.

[Quotidian]

Well, considering I've already got at least one RedTube link in this source text, I feel like it couldn't go over too badly

...the hell kind of paper is this? o_0

[Guest]

Well, considering I've already got at least one RedTube link in this source text, I feel like it couldn't go over too badly

...the hell kind of paper is this? o_0

Experimental writing. I got a prompt to use Omegle spy mode and gather material that way. 'Tis fun!

[Quotidian]

At two am, my culinary skill hits its peak for the day. I just made a heaping bowl of whole wheat spaghetti with olive oil, ground garlic, pesto, and sea salt.

It is fucking delicious.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Pre-made pesto, or did you do grind the basilic, parmesan and pine nuts yourself ?

[Stringtheory]

Pre-made pesto, or did you do grind the basilic, parmesan and pine nuts yourself ?

or heaven forbid, wallnuts...

[Harmony Ltd.]

I come from a region famous for its walnut production, I put walnut oil everywhere, and even I can tell this would be an heresy of the highest order.

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