Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Ironmonger]

Now they have wings? Great, just great. Now I need birdshot.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Jarhead



ahaha, funny

[Harmony Ltd.]

Time to go to sleep.

[RoboRed]

Oh dear g-...what in the...effervescent...blue...fuck...? Forget it, I'm going back to homewor-...oh shit, I just deviated from coding, didn't I? *runs away to avoid trout-based melee*

[Guest]

*Chases Robo, with a trout in each hand.*Get outta here, Robo. You have homework.

[Frost]

*fires up flamethrower*

How ya like your fish cooked, Guard?

[Guest]

Smoked over a wood fire would be great, Frost.

[Frost]

Alright. *sets down flamethrower* I'll ask Scyto for some maple wood

[RoboRed]

That reminds me, I need to buy some Crown Royal Maple sometime this month...

[CamoBadger]

That reminds me, I need to buy some Crown Royal Maple sometime this month...

1) Yes you do, it's very good.

2)

[Ironmonger]

*starts throwing explosives at the people with trout*
DYNAMITE FISHING!

[O. Hinds]

Regarding the starter system of the Centnovae, a third possibility has occurred to me: keep the inertial starter (though possibly reposition the opening) and store the hoof crank in the cockpit as an emergency backup, then provide ground crews with pneumatic devices to provide torsion. Same weight and complexity savings, but the planes can be started without a lot of time and personnel consuming crank-turning.

[Valikdu]

I CAN HEAR BLACK.

Because, you know, Cincinnati.

*Opens window*

QUIET THE FUCK DOWN!

*slams window*

SHEESH.

3MB animated gif : https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img43/589/181526animatedchangelin.gif

THE PIMP HOOF IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

[RoboRed]

me and my programming assignment right now:

[Guest]

I would just like to say that skunks are terrible animals. My friend's dog got hit by one, and holy shit this is what Cthulhu would smell like. The last time I smelled something that acrid, it was in a lab.

[Harmony Ltd.]

me and my programming assignment right now:

What's your assignement ? Maybe I can help, somewhat.

[Kippershy]

So, Assassins Creed IV is set in the pirate side of history. Not sure what to think of that, even more-so as I never bothered with AC3.
I own all AC games prior to it, but never bothered to buy AC3 and now they're releasing AC4 and ... the setting unsettles me.

[Harmony Ltd.]

I would just like to say that skunks are terrible animals. My friend's dog got hit by one, and holy shit this is what Cthulhu would smell like. The last time I smelled something that acrid, it was in a lab.

Could be worse.

[Harmony Ltd.]

So, Assassins Creed IV is set in the pirate side of history. Not sure what to think of that, even more-so as I never bothered with AC3.
I own all AC games prior to it, but never bothered to buy AC3 and now they're releasing AC4 and ... the setting unsettles me.

Assassin Ninja Pirates, GO !


^ What if games where made by TVTropes

[Kippershy]

So, Assassins Creed IV is set in the pirate side of history. Not sure what to think of that, even more-so as I never bothered with AC3.
I own all AC games prior to it, but never bothered to buy AC3 and now they're releasing AC4 and ... the setting unsettles me.

Assassin Ninja Pirates, GO !


^ What if games where made by TVTropes

I reckon TVTropes would actually make a good game in terms of story and character development. I mean, I know it's just a collection of articles by hundreds / thousands of different people, so it's like saying that 4chan could make a good _____, but what I mean is, TVTropes being what they are would be able to focus on all the things that actually work and say no to the common mistakes that writers often fall into.
Use of a trope is going to happen no matter what, it's inevitable unless you're making a story that simply makes no sense - and even then I'm sure there's a trope for that.
The difference is how you handle the trope, how often it's used and what impact it really makes.

So yeah, if you got a group of the most informed TVTrope users, I reckon you could get them to at least provide editorial advice that simply wipes the floor clean of every game developers writing team around at the moment.

[Harmony Ltd.]

The thing is, a story isn't made of building blocks,

it's made of clay that you can shape at your will as long as you manage to have it not fall on itself from gravity and to hold itself together.

[Harmony Ltd.]

"Tropes" may emerge from the construct, but at posteriori. They are not, and cannot be, the bricks one may use to build a story.

[Kippershy]

Hence why they'd be editors and not the actual authors, as my post then backtracks to say.

[Kippershy]

>Fuck parfait in Equestria
>You are taxi driver Anon
>You
sit in the front of the carriage and tell these computerized ponies
pulling where to go because you've memorized all of P0nyville
>You get all of the profit so it isn't that bad
>As you sit in the front of your carriage, guess who jumps in the back?
>Pinkie Pie...
>She's fucking adorable but also wants your "Scadoodly bop in her bizzity doop" as she says it
>Basically she wants the D
>But you will not break your code for anything
>Momma didn't raise no horsefucker
>"Can you take me back to my place Anon?"
That'll be five bits.
>She hands you a sack of well over five bits and winks at you
>Okay then
>You ignore that
>You type in the number pad the coordinates and the mechanical ponies begin trotting
>"So Anon..."
>It begins
>"Why don't you like me? Last time I asked you just jumped out the window."
>Hah, you remember that
I just...okay do you truly want to know?
>"Yes."
I don't have a penis.
>"WHAT?! Are you a girl then?"
Nope. Humans reproduce asexually.

1/2

>"What does that mean?"
I have no sexual parts and when I grow old an weak, a newer form of me splits off and grows.
>She throws up out the side of the carriage
>What a gullible bitch
>"I'm...I'm sorry Anon...that's..."
>She throws up again
>"God it tastes awful! Like onions!"
>The strong stench of onions wisks past your nose
>Shrek comes out from behind a bush and pulls Pinkie out of the carriage
>"GET OGRE HERE!"
>He drags her back to the bush and you hear the wonderful sounds of >rape
>Then he stops and comes over to the carriage and gets in
>"Switch places with me."
>And you do because you aren't gonna fuck with Shrek
>He's a mean green raping machine
>He takes out the manual whips for the computerized ponies
>"Lets shift into maximum ogredrive."
>The sides of the carriage warp and close in to form an onion
>And Shrek makes the carriage take off super fast
>"You're in way ogre your head laddy!"
>He warps you through time and space, stopping in a trippy mirage dimension
>He then asks you if you would take his hand in marriage and become Shrekicorns
>You obviously accept
>Now you and Shrek dedicate your immortal lives to finding ponies that didn't check themselves
>And making sure they shreked themselves

And that is how My Little Pony Friendship is Magic ended.

2/it's ogre when I say it's ogre

[Harmony Ltd.]

As long as they don't push beyond reason their various "rules" :

Rule of Cool
Rule of Grimdark
Rule of _____

[Kippershy]

As long as they don't push beyond reason their various "rules" :

Rule of Cool
Rule of Grimdark
Rule of _____

Huh?

[Harmony Ltd.]

As long as their editorial advice doesn't simply consist in pushing the real writers to go Over The Top at maximum ogredrive, then maybe they could do a good job.

Maybe.

[Ironmonger]

I mainly use tropes to get ideas since my brain-thinkery tends to get derailed.

@Kipper
*dies laughing*
Why do you do this to me?!

[Harmony Ltd.]

Regarding the starter system of the Centnovae, a third possibility has occurred to me: keep the inertial starter (though possibly reposition the opening) and store the hoof crank in the cockpit as an emergency backup, then provide ground crews with pneumatic devices to provide torsion. Same weight and complexity savings, but the planes can be started without a lot of time and personnel consuming crank-turning.

In a mechanic repair shop, there's ALWAYS compressors to power all the tools [*], so why not ?

[*] as a security measure, electric tools are strongly discouraged when working on vehicles (be them cars, trucks or planes), so it is preferred to use either tools moved through the use of compressed air, or tools working on low-voltage batteries.

[Sindri]

it's like saying that 4chan could make a good _____...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo
4 Leaf Studios is proof.

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