Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Kippershy]

Remember the animated MLP/Starcraft unit portraits?

Here's a new one: Luna as a Dark Templar

Have I ever told you how I absolutely adore Luna most of all, and deep down, I wish that she could be real so I could nuzzle against her?
...She's just too cute.

[Kippershy]

Speaking of cheeselegs, I read some good porn involving her yesterday.

[Frost]

I'll kindly ask you not to elaborate.

[Stringtheory]

Speaking of cheeselegs, I read some good porn involving her yesterday.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Once again...




This is starting to become old, Chrissy...

[Kippershy]

I'll kindly ask you to elaborate.

Of course, my good sir! I browse the Flutterrape threads quite often you see, as they contain hilarious stories from time to time.
Cheeselegs got a story, it was interesting.



Here's a good one I just read.


>Layers in Equestria
>You are walking up to Twilight's for a party
>She can't try to rape you in a crowd of ponies right?
>Spike stands there with the door open
>He nods to you as you walk in
>Pinkie takes you by the arm and dances you through the party to the food table
>"Pig out Nonny!"
>She dives back into the crowd of ponies
>Twilight sits on one side of the food table, next to the salad bowl
>You walk over to her and see that she's reading a book
>At a party.
>What.
Hey Twilight, don't you want to dance or party?
>She looks up
>"O-oh um...no."
>Oh right...she's socially awkward
>Also, a rapist
>Your rapist to be exact
>Milk this opportunity Anon...milk it...
Come on. we're dancing.
>"...no."
>You grab her by the hoof and she doesn't resist
>You pull her to the dance floor and start bustin moves on her
>She just awkwardly nods to the beat of the song
>You accidentally slap her horn
>Twilight's eyes sparkle
>Then she starts dancing like a fucking retard
What...what are you doing?
>"I'm imagining you pounding me right now...that's how you dance right?"
Wh...what? No...that's not how you...ugh...dumbass.
>She blushes and backs away from the crowd of ponies on the dance floor
>She goes back to reading on her chair
>Your stomach growls so you stop bustin moves and head back over to the food table
>You go to the salad bowl
>Twilight smiles at you looking in the bowl
>"I made it myself Anon."
>You look in it with a confused look on your face

1/2


Where are the onions?
>"Onions are nasty..."
>A loud crash happens at that moment and the smell of rank onions fills the room
>You turn and see Shrek towering over the ponies
>"I came ogre as quick as possible-"
>He points at Twilight
>"No one insults onions..."
>He steps towards her
>"IT'S OGRE FOR YOU!"
>He lunges at her and tackles her to the ground
>Then he pulls out his fat orge dick and cockslaps her, knocking her unconscious
>He stands and looks at you
>Then he pulls out an onion and holds it to you with a nod
>You grab it and he turns to leave
>But Twilight's aura surrounds him and holds him up
>"It's not ogre yet!"
>He rips a huge noxious fart in her face and she falls to the ground
>Shrek turns and looks at her
>Then he looks at you
>"It's all ogre now."
>In a green onion smelling mist, he whisps out the window
>You move Twilight with your foot
>She's dead
>She should have checked herself
>You nudge her again
>Before she shreked herself

2/its ogre

[Ironmonger]

*high-fives Kipper before rolling out laughing*

[Harmony Ltd.]

We have reached peak facepalm.

[Ironmonger]

We have reached peak facepalm.

*robot voice*
HELLO GENTLEMAN. WE HAVE BROKEN FULL-RETARD SWITCH. SWITCH NOW PERMANENTLY ON.

MAKE YOUR TIME.

[Harmony Ltd.]

All your wat are belong to us

[Kippershy]

If you don't find Shrek funny, you can go shrek yourself.

Blessed be thy Shrek, our father in heaven.
We hail thee whose work is never ogre.
Give us today our daily onions,
and allow us to forgive those who have layers like us.
Shall we pray for thy word to be followed on earth as it is in Far Far Away.
For we praise the holy spirit of the fart, onion and layer.
A-shrek.

[Ironmonger]

Kipper, you been on them shrooms lately?

[Harmony Ltd.]

Probabilities of him being on drugs right now :

High

[Kippershy]

Actually I haven't been on any drugs (bar painkillers / alcohol) in almost a year now.

Scary as it may seem to you, this is my normal state.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Oh, I have no difficulties believing it.

No difficulties.

Whatsoever.

[Frost]

Well, any story that ends with Twilight dead and humiliated's a good one.

I would advise one, however, to Shrek oneself before one wrecks oneself.

[Harmony Ltd.]

See, the thing is, I know there's a wordplay at work here, but I doesn't understand it.

[Ironmonger]

Actually I haven't been on any drugs (bar painkillers / alcohol) in almost a year now.

Scary as it may seem to you, this is my normal state.

...We would be best friends. XD

Seriously though, I was once asked if I was high because of how off the wall I get.

[Valikdu]

-We're moving out.


-What?! You're not just gonna leave her!


-It's done.


-Um... How about that evac?

[Kippershy]

Oh, I have no difficulties believing it.

No difficulties.

Whatsoever.

My boss at work is constantly joking about me going on a rampage because I'm such a nutcase. He laughs about it, but there's a hint of seriousness and worry behind it all.
Truth is, I'm not the type to go on a violent rampage anyway - but the part of me cracking isn't impossible to imagine seeing as it has happened in the past.

Now, here's the real scary thing: If this is me in a completely sober form... what do you imagine I am like when I'm high/tripping?
<a href="https://docs.google.com/document/d/17bOwgUgKHtrHiYjBCu9ZflAn0tw2rwwGZz6RJWQTMj0/edit">Here's the answer.</a>

[Harmony Ltd.]

Actually I haven't been on any drugs (bar painkillers / alcohol) in almost a year now.

Scary as it may seem to you, this is my normal state.

...We would be best friends. XD

Seriously though, I was once asked if I was high because of how off the wall I get.

(That's because he had a close encounter with said wall when he was a little child)

[Frost]

See, the thing is, I know there's a wordplay at work here, but I doesn't understand it.

Shrek, instead of Check. The original saying is "Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

[Frost]

I CAN FUCKING HEAR YELLOW.

[Harmony Ltd.]

The King in Yellow

[Kippershy]

Man, you have no idea how sweet yellow tastes and sounds, especially when at the same time.

Blue is damned nice too.

[Ironmonger]

I CAN HEAR BLACK.

Because, you know, Cincinnati.

*Opens window*

QUIET THE FUCK DOWN!

*slams window*

SHEESH.

[Frost]

See, normally, I'm a kind of stoic person, almost boring. Then I get to talking with Jared, and I end up strolling through a Walmart at 3 A.M. screaming "FISH SEX IS NON-INSERTIVE"

[Ironmonger]

See, normally, I'm a kind of stoic person, almost boring. Then I get to talking with Jared, and I end up strolling through a Walmart at 3 A.M. screaming "FISH SEX IS NON-INSERTIVE"

By Jared, he means me.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Les Liaisons Dangereuses

[Harmony Ltd.]

I CAN HEAR BLACK.

Because, you know, Cincinnati.

*Opens window*

QUIET THE FUCK DOWN!

*slams window*

SHEESH.

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