Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Oh I am male. And I am indeed very interested in women. I was just seeking more information.

Eh...well, I'm a lot more outgoing behind the screen than in real life, unless I'm with people I already know well. Other than that, I'm EXTREMELY self-conscious and withdrawn.

I first slept with her by picking her up during the harry potter release it was the half blood prince.

we were going to read it at my place...

I met her the first time at an anime convention, nothing happened

the best thing to do is just talk to her, and enjoy yourself, she finds personality refreshing.

although asking someone with asperger's for social help is a hit or miss deal....

*shrug* Well, if I ever happen to be in Houston again, I'll be sure to hit you up.

yeah, I'll bring you to work and you can shuck corn... it will be fun because we will have lots of cases of corn!!!

[RoboRed]

...der ferk?...

[Guest]

Free labor, Robo. It's a wonderful, wonderful thing.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

...der ferk?...

he is from Nebraska, home of the Huskers, or something like that, corn is important there i know because my mother's family was from there

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Robo, did you think I would get you laid?


hahaha, yes I would especially if I could tell you needed it.

[Stringtheory]

yeah, I'll bring you to work and you can shuck corn... it will be fun because we will have lots of cases of corn!!!

oh god, corn...I hate shucking corn...

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

yeah, I'll bring you to work and you can shuck corn... it will be fun because we will have lots of cases of corn!!!

oh god, corn...I hate shucking corn...

whats wrong with shucking corn? I doubts you've had to do 8 cases in less than an hour...then again you may have

[Stringtheory]

yeah, I'll bring you to work and you can shuck corn... it will be fun because we will have lots of cases of corn!!!

oh god, corn...I hate shucking corn...

whats wrong with shucking corn? I doubts you've had to do 8 cases in less than an hour...then again you may have

no I'm just bad at it, not a huge fan of corn either

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

oh you must have not had it prepared right, you don't need butter or salt with proper cooked corn, okay maybe a little bitter to keep it from being dry, but a nicely done corn that is proper ripe is nice and sweet!

also, its not hard to shuck corn... you just grab haldf the husk, and pull down... then break off the stem part and pull off the rest of the husk...

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

...der ferk?...

Robo needs to wet his brush....

[Ironmonger]

*bursts in through the door* What the shuck is going on here?!

[RoboRed]

...Goddamn corn jokes...

Yes. Laid.

And you have no idea how many people have been saying(read: joking) that I need it.

[CamoBadger]

The Admiral: Corn Shucking Extraordinaire

I'm kinda bad at it too, but I don't eat corn that much either...

[Ironmonger]

I've never had to shuck corn cause in this town you don't buy anything fresh if you're wise...

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

The Admiral: Corn Shucking Extraordinaire

I'm kinda bad at it too, but I don't eat corn that much either...

Eh, work in mass food, or rather just volunteer for mess when they are working with corn, although I am told to never wish mess on anyone, so I won't

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I've never had to shuck corn cause in this town you don't buy anything fresh if you're wise...

that makes no sense whatsoever...

[CamoBadger]

The Admiral: Corn Shucking Extraordinaire

I'm kinda bad at it too, but I don't eat corn that much either...

Eh, work in mass food, or rather just volunteer for mess when they are working with corn, although I am told to never wish mess on anyone, so I won't

Bah, mess ain't that bad. For me. Those eating the food I make...ehhhhhh...Let's just say I can burn and undercook eggs at the same time.

[Ironmonger]

I've never had to shuck corn cause in this town you don't buy anything fresh if you're wise...

that makes no sense whatsoever...

All of the "fresh" food here tastes like stale ass (not that I would know that). None of the produce is ever ripe despite we have a farm barley a mile away. Therefore, in this town, you buy your stuff canned or frozen if you are smart.

[Sindri]

Alright, back after three hours away and-- four bloody pages?

Alright, anything I need to respond to? Football, alcohol, sex... right, nothing here relevent to me. *ollies outy*

Ooh, new mech art... O_O
Interesting.

So Dash is basically coke and Buck is heroin and Hydra is probably... meth? Med-X could also be meth I suppose, some sort of amphetamine.

I'd call Buck closer to PCP than heroin. It doesn't just kill pain and make you happy at the cost or rationality, it increases physical strength and ramps up agression. And Hydra is what happens when you take part of a regenerating mutant and inject yourself with it; no direct mental effects but you grow back things you shouldn't at the cost of lots of bodily resources and mutations.

Dash accelerates your perceptions and motions enough to be a significant factor in combat, I think it's a bit more strenuous than mere cocaine.
Meanwhile I think that PTMs fall under "weird zebra shit" without a real world equivalent. They not only make thoughts clearer and perceptions sharper, but they actually increase your charisma by a massive amount. Maybe some kind of pheromone effect?



Re: getting laid
Yet another problem I never have to deal with! Asexuality is pretty great.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

The Admiral: Corn Shucking Extraordinaire

I'm kinda bad at it too, but I don't eat corn that much either...

Eh, work in mass food, or rather just volunteer for mess when they are working with corn, although I am told to never wish mess on anyone, so I won't

Bah, mess ain't that bad. For me. Those eating the food I make...ehhhhhh...Let's just say I can burn and undercook eggs at the same time.

the trick to not murning eggs is to not have the stove at full blast, a hot pan but it does not need constant heat going on it... and another thing eggs are a hard medium to work with anyway. It is why they are so important for practice

I've never had to shuck corn cause in this town you don't buy anything fresh if you're wise...

that makes no sense whatsoever...

All of the "fresh" food here tastes like stale ass (not that I would know that). None of the produce is ever ripe despite we have a farm barley a mile away. Therefore, in this town, you buy your stuff canned or frozen if you are smart.

Sigh, does that farm sell what you are buying because its not farm fresh other wise, also American Produce which is imported is harvested before it is ripe so it does not rot during delivery, however you porbably have no clue how to tell ripe from unripe, and it is something you must learn. second canned or frozen, they can never outperform fresh food. NEVER.

[RoboRed]

QUICK! We need a topic subject that involves Sindri so we can make him feel all kinds of awkward!!!

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Alright, back after three hours away and-- four bloody pages?

Alright, anything I need to respond to? Football, alcohol, sex... right, nothing here relevent to me. *ollies outy*

Ooh, new mech art... O_O
Interesting.

So Dash is basically coke and Buck is heroin and Hydra is probably... meth? Med-X could also be meth I suppose, some sort of amphetamine.

I'd call Buck closer to PCP than heroin. It doesn't just kill pain and make you happy at the cost or rationality, it increases physical strength and ramps up agression. And Hydra is what happens when you take part of a regenerating mutant and inject yourself with it; no direct mental effects but you grow back things you shouldn't at the cost of lots of bodily resources and mutations.

Dash accelerates your perceptions and motions enough to be a significant factor in combat, I think it's a bit more strenuous than mere cocaine.
Meanwhile I think that PTMs fall under "weird zebra shit" without a real world equivalent. They not only make thoughts clearer and perceptions sharper, but they actually increase your charisma by a massive amount. Maybe some kind of pheromone effect?



Re: getting laid
Yet another problem I never have to deal with! Asexuality is pretty great.

which is unfortunate in the long run, i love a good rum with the palm, but its got nothing on being with someone and getting them off.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I, similarly, have no issues with getting laid.
Being married, and having a low sex drive anyway, tends to take care of itself.

yeah but you get cuddles even if you aren't feeling the drive

[CamoBadger]

We have a really good market across the street from my complex that has amazing fresh foods.
Downside: it doesn't last nearly as long as other foods so I have to eat it quick and that makes me buy less each trip and have to go more
Upside: it actually costs much less than other places

@Sindri: I go asexual whenever I'm deployed (my brain turns off that response to anything when I get in a combat mindset...never knew why...). And it's nice not to think about it or worry about it ever, not gonna lie.

@Low drive: yes cuddling is much better when you aren't thinking of sex. again, don't know why...

[jacky2734]

Med-x is really just morphine.((It was even originally called morphine in the Fallout games, but got changed because Australia banned the game because of it.))

Dash is based on Jet and would be best described as a methamphetamine.

Buck is based off of Buffout which in the game is actually a quick acting steroid with temporary effects.

And Hydra is... Weird shit.

[Ironmonger]

@Admiral

I've had to help with the groceries a lot during my life (every time we bought any kind of produce. I was always told "squeeze whatever you buy, if it's hard it's unfit if it's soft it's ripe." Even if that's wrong I couldn't tell my folks that even if I cared enough to do so. Doesn't matter to me since I'll eat just about anything unless it is truly awful.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

@Admiral

I've had to help with the groceries a lot during my life (every time we bought any kind of produce. I was always told "squeeze whatever you buy, if it's hard it's unfit if it's soft it's ripe." Even if that's wrong I couldn't tell my folks that even if I cared enough to do so. Doesn't matter to me since I'll eat just about anything unless it is truly awful.

well the ripe part is more than just touch, if i were to buy an apple and it were soft I would gag, same of a zucchini, there is more than just the firmness, there is the smell and just looking at the color. some of the best tomatoes, no the best tomatoes I had were very firm, but i cut them and they were oh so juicy and tangy.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

We have a really good market across the street from my complex that has amazing fresh foods.
Downside: it doesn't last nearly as long as other foods so I have to eat it quick and that makes me buy less each trip and have to go more
Upside: it actually costs much less than other places

@Sindri: I go asexual whenever I'm deployed (my brain turns off that response to anything when I get in a combat mindset...never knew why...). And it's nice not to think about it or worry about it ever, not gonna lie.

@Low drive: yes cuddling is much better when you aren't thinking of sex. again, don't know why...

the a sexual bit is part of the conditioning I am sure...

[CamoBadger]

We have a really good market across the street from my complex that has amazing fresh foods.
Downside: it doesn't last nearly as long as other foods so I have to eat it quick and that makes me buy less each trip and have to go more
Upside: it actually costs much less than other places

@Sindri: I go asexual whenever I'm deployed (my brain turns off that response to anything when I get in a combat mindset...never knew why...). And it's nice not to think about it or worry about it ever, not gonna lie.

@Low drive: yes cuddling is much better when you aren't thinking of sex. again, don't know why...

the a sexual bit is part of the conditioning I am sure...

Most likely.
OH WELL, makes it more fun when I get home

[RoboRed]

Bow chicka wow wow.

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