Re: Project Horizons RP thread

[jacky2734]

((@Guard, don't make this too difficult, I could just as easily retcon it into a sepository.))

[Katarn]

*growls* Why I'm almost always not around, when something happens to you all!
I've been cooking meat and got new ventilation hole in my hat, while...all this happened to you...
*hits the wall with his forehead* I could done something to help you!

[Guest]

((@Jacky I won't, I just wanted to do that))
*looks at Moody*
Lets get this over with*opens mouth and let's Moody pour in the drink*
Ya'know Kage that actually didn't taste half bad. Got anymore?

[Moodyman90]

Moody looks over to Mav.
"Hey, I've been here just about all day long. Only productive thing I've done was attempt to gather our gear into easy to grab and run bundles when the radio went crazy."

[jacky2734]

*Raises eyebrow and mumble something about Guard not having any tastebuds*

*sarcasm*Sure you can have more,*sarcasm* If you want to get the worst case of explosive diarrhea the wastes have seen in two hundred years.

In case you were wondering that stuff I just gave you was a powerful catalyst that would cut normal burnout recovery down to a single day, considering your circumstances, I'd say you'll be performing base TK in three days.

side effects may include explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, horn rot, hair loss, and halitosis.

[Moodyman90]

Moody just looks at Guard, then shakes his head.
"Good thing you decided to cut back on the moonshine, I say it's done a number to your mouth."
He get's up and starts to walk off.
"I feel lazy for saying this but despite not having as active a day as ya'll I think I'm gonna hit the hay."
And with that, he goes to the place he's been sleeping at and lays down.

((And with that I'm callin' it a night. I'm also calling a vote for a time skip unless ya'll just want to mess around here a bit more, giving us the chance to horrible maim and mutilate our character's before we even get to MT.
It's been fun and great to read with all the character development and role playing, but we've kinda stalled have we not?))

[Katarn]

((Timeskip will be fine, unless someone want develop or do something with their characters))

[jacky2734]

((I don't know If we'll be able to start the MT thing tomorrow, I've got an errand I've got to run first thing in the morning.))

[jacky2734]

((In other words, Find something to do tomorrow until I log on.))

[Katarn]

((I know what I will do tomorrow, when you log on..I'll be seeping...again...I hate timezones.))

[Guest]

*looks at Kage*
TK in three days huh? That ain't bad, but what about medical spells? I ain't any use If I can't use those.
((night Moody, I'm sure we will we always do.))

[jacky2734]

My Ruff guesstament puts you at being able to perform basic healing spells within and week, so we'll postpone the mission until then.
((I'm putting us at the beginning of the week, so we have nine days in story to start the MT mission))

Oh, and let me know if you start tasting purple, It's just a side effect, but it means the stuff is working.

[Guest]

*smirks*
Perfect, and Kage I know I've said this already but Thank ya' for what ya' did today.
((That sounds like a good plan to me))

[jacky2734]

No problem.
((This is kinda getting to me guys. Here comes this guy with the knowledge, tools, and magical artifacts of a species(Deer) who are so reclusive that they have become near mythical creatures with not one being seen in the wastes since before the bombs dropped, and yet none of your characters have thought to ask how he received these things. Come on, it's part of his back story.))

[Guest]

((Don't worry I'll make sure to ask soon. It's just difficult to plan the back stories since the timezones make it so one or two of us will miss it, don't worry it will be asked soon.))

[Katarn]

((FUCK! wall of text...and I forget to switch my keyboard to ENGLISH! Note for future. DON'T type and look on keyboard, type and look on MONITOR!))
Kage, don't think, that I'm ungrateful for all this weapons, armor and other stuff. But where from did you get this amulets, it feels familiar to me, I've seen them somwhere, only I can't remember it. It's from zebra?

((Was it too...simple?))

[Guest]

((good a time as any))
Mav's got a point Kage, I've had medical trainin' since I was colt and I've never heard of that fancy brew you made? Where'd you pick up somethin' like that?

[jacky2734]

*Laughs and holds up Totem*

These ain't none of that voodoo necromancy crap the stripes do, this here is pure spirit magic. Created by the Master Shaman of the Whitetail tribe. The wood, carved by the wind of a mighty twister, and given power by a mighty spirit of nature that willingly resides in it.

While the necromancy of the zebras is the magic of death and curses. This is the magic of life and blessings.
*Sighs*
If only the deer had played their hand, maybe the wastes wouldn't have been so bad.
((It's commonly excepted in the wastes that the deer have died out. Only a few know they still exist, and if any of their tools, knowledge, or totems, like what Kage uses, are found, they either confuse them with zebra equivalents or consider them artifacts. Nobody, not even the experts, even consider the possibility that the deer tribes survived.))

[jacky2734]

As for where I learned about that brew, well, You've got to swear, under the threat of eternal damnation from the mother spirit Gaia, that you will not tell a soul outside of this room.

[Katarn]

Who? Deer? Seriously? I...I didn't know they even exist...or I know and I forgot..Gah! This amnesia gets on my nerves!

Well, you can rest assured, that nopony in this room will tell your secrets to someone. Especially, after what you did to us.
But if it's such big secret, maybe you better don't tell it in first place?

[Guest]

Kage, This totem the whitetails made is probably the only reason I'm alive right now and I'm eternally grateful to them for makin' it. You've got my word that I won't tell a soul anythin' your about tell to us.

[jacky2734]

You're wanting to know, I'm willing to tell, but only if you swear.

[Guest]

Kage, I swear I won't tell a soul anythin' yer about to tell us. You've got my word.

[Katarn]

I swear my life I swear my soul,
that secrets spoken in this hall,
will stay right here,
as I have sworn!

*blinks in little confusion from how did he just sworn*
I swear.

((I'm not good in rhyming even in my own language.))

[jacky2734]

*Sighs heavily*
The truth is, those amulets ain't artifacts. They're practically brand new. I had them custom made by the Master Shaman of the White Tail tribe earlier this week.((And this is where everypony is suppose to gasp))

[Guest]

*eyes Kage*
These amulets are only a week old? Yer pullin' my leg right?

[Katarn]

Yeah, that simply cannot be true...right?

[jacky2734]

No, I'm not. And yes, it is.

[Guest]

But how? I've traveled all across the Equestrian wasteland and I have never seen a deer.

[Katarn]

So...You want to say, that deer not only exist, they still alive. And you have done for them, something very important, because for you personally they have done a lot of ... very powerful amulets?

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