Re: Project Horizons RP thread

[Scyto Harmony]

*Five more Griffins land behind him* We're the type of birds who don't like idiotic ponies coming into town, accepting a contract, and then goofing around and shit. *All the Griffins point their own weapons, severely out numbering them*

And hanging out with a pathetic excuse for a griffin too. Sup, half-pint cunt?

*Whimpers*

(( we landed in an alleyway, that's why the guards aren't reacting ))

[MrMagma]

Oh, I see. That's how you like it. *Levitates carbine and sword as well as shotguns* I've got plenty to go around.

[Guest]

*Tries to standup straight*
Hey! Y'all leave her alone! She ain't done nothin' to Y'all you gotta problem take it up with me!

[Scyto Harmony]

*whimpers* Guys, lower your weapons...

Aww, trying to protect your new pony mate, fuck-face? *spits on her* Scum.

[Guest]

*Bucks the spiting griffin in the face*
I said, Leave the miss alone. *Casts a paralysis spell on all five*
*Panting* We should g-*collapses from burnout*

[Guest]

[Drunken] Ok, but not because I'm afraid. *Falls face first into street Unconscious*

[MrMagma]

Don't we just get all the luck. Terra, you take Guard. I'll take Last. We need to get the fuck outta here! Fast! *Levitates Last onto back and starts running to Kage's*

[Scyto Harmony]

Whisper! *rushes to his side* Oh nonono, what did you do?

Shouldn't have done that, stupid fucking pony. *A lot more griffins land around them, all pointing their weapons.* Now you gotta pay. We want... reparations.

[MrMagma]

*Turns around at the sound of more griffins* Oh that's how we're playing now. *Takes shotguns out* Back the fuck off or you'll be smears on the walls.

[Scyto Harmony]

Why would we want some stupid fucking ponies, boss?

We don't. You two, grab the half-pint. We're going to have some fun. *Two griffins grab Terra and drag her, thrashing and screaming away, while the others pick up their stunned companions and flee*

[Scyto Harmony]

(( Shooting Griffins in a Griffin city is unadvisable. Just sayin' ))

[Guest]

*Attempts to get up*
*panting* Y'all...get...Away...From..her! *slowly crawls* Flame, I..got..some..buck..in..my..Give..me..it!

[Scyto Harmony]

Find Kage! *Screams as she is flown away*

[MrMagma]

*Shoots them as they fly away* FUCK! YOU! DAMN IT! Last, wake up, for the love of Celestia!
Buck. Buck. Buck. [Perception 7/6 Success!] Aha! *Throws box of pills to Guard*

((Flame is someone who believes strongly in sacrificing everything to save his squad-mates. Sorta why I took Ferocious Loyalty perk))

[Guest]

(buck is a tablet just so you know)
*chews the tablet and Stands up*
We need to get Kage. *Takes a step* Fuck this hurts!*continues to walk towards Kage's apartment.

[jacky2734]

*In comes Kage, gun and sword drawn. Takes down three of them before he even lands.*

These ponies are under the protection of the Windblade House. Get lost Or I'll make you eat your own intestines.

[MrMagma]

((Too many drugs in FoE. I'm always forgetting which way each one is administered. Fixed))

[jacky2734]

*Looks up and sees Terra getting dragged away*

Motherfucker. Get down here.

*Shoots fleeing gryphons in the wings. making them drop to the ground.*

[Scyto Harmony]

*Scrambles back towards her friends, crying*

Fuck! You better watch it Kage, Don Geralt will have your head on a fucking pike! *Rest of the griffins flee*

[jacky2734]

That tears it. I was saving this for the mission,*flicks hidden switch on katana, blade begins to glow with plasma and hum* but you assholes ain't getting no mercy.

*Charges into the fleeing gryphons. Cutting them to shreds.*

The Don can kiss my feathered ass.

[Scyto Harmony]

*most are killed to Kage's badassery, only one or two escape.*

[Guest]

*Walks to Terra*
Sshh It's gonna be alright darlin'...It's gonna be okay...*starts to feel woozy* I..don't...feel to..hot guys *blacks out*

[jacky2734]

*Lands by Terra*
Are you alright Ter-bear?
*Switches off blade*

[Scyto Harmony]

*Just whimpers in response, holding onto the unconscious Guard*

[MrMagma]

Maybe I should start writing a list on who we've pissed off so far.
So, uh, guys. What large, aggressive faction are we gonna flip off next? I think we're starting to run out of friendlies.
Could today get ANY worse?

[Aonee]

*Aonee flies in, literally bucking the two out of the sky with his power hooves* Okay, whose bright idea was this this time?
*Lands next to Terra, all three weapons at the ready* And I just got back from the spa too.

[MrMagma]

No-ones. They came to us for a change.

[Aonee]

Really? Guess they dont know our reputation. After all, we've survived an Enclave Raptor.

[MrMagma]

Yeah to be honest, they didn't seem to give a fuck. They wanted Terra something fierce though. Guess we've all got skeletons in the closet.

[jacky2734]

*Stands ups*
This isn't going to get any worse. I'm nipping the problem in the as RIGHT. NOW!
*Flies off in the same direction as the surviving attackers.*

((Nobody follow him. Scyto, I'm going to need you to play the Don. Okay.))

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