Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Kattlarv]

So, just came from an Iron Kingdom campaign. And we really seem to be a worthless team of investigators. I blame that on us having 0 Investigators with us xD Anyhow, we just found out the most derp thing yet about the system: The Gatormen has one of the most "wut?" racial abilities in the game. You can make a necklace out of severed penises, from all other races, and this will impress all of said other races, giving you a +1 bonus to all social rolls if you show off your bling when interacting with them. Like, how the heck does this logic work? xD I know it's a game, but serious wuts were had at this xD
Still, gotta say I love the pygmy trolls. They are pure "wat?" as well. (though, less "wtf?") Chop off a limb, and it becomes a minion for said troll in mere seconds. So, their chopped limbs become sentient, joins your party and the pygmy grows a new limb? Seems legit xD


@Tytan: So, you literally just confirmed your ineptitude...
If you ask me to do something, then cba to even check when I do it, THEN bitch about it, you have no-one else but you to blame.
Either case, you've yet to prove otherwise. But doubt you'll bother to do that either. As refusing to prove your point, or even to disprove me, then counting it as a win with a "I didn't listen to what they said, that means I win! Because they can't win if I simply run away from the issue!" logic doesn't really work. But whatever. It's quite clear you intend to full on hillbilly/conservative about it.


@Frost: So, what's the point of conforming I'm right by admitting what you're saying is just a pile of incoherent shit?
And you failed the "don't bitch about me bitching about porn" challenge~


@Valikdu: Not overly sure how it got knocked over and wrecked, but that sucks to hear. Lost tons of content on a HDD crash myself. As apparently my comp was set to the most retarded way of storage possible... so that was fun to find out. That, if any of the drives crashed, ALL of them did.

[Frost]

I'm not even amused anymore. I'm just fucking confused.

You think that by calling your "arguments", rants, and bizarre rambles a steaming green pile of dogshit (which they are) I have "conformed" (sic) that you're right?

[Harmony Ltd.]

https://derpiboo.ru/1051231

Yo Valikdu, can you explain the "joke" to me, please?

I watched the linked video, and what I get is it's a joke about Russian winter making people mad or something like that???

[Tytan]

@Katt, You know what?

Fuck it.

Fuck it and fuck you. I give up. You win. I don't even know what the fuck you've won but you did. Congratu-fucking-lations.

No wait.

I do know what you've won.

You've succeeded in 100% alienating someone.

I'm sick of you not listening. I'm sick of your apparent incapability to have a normal conversation. And I'm sick of you insulting not only me, but my intelligence. Your prize is that from this point on I refuse to respond to anything you say, or anything that anyone says about you. As far as I'm concerned, you don't exist. I'm washing my hands of you, and I don't care if you think this is me being childish.

Congrats on your victory, I hope you choke on it.

[Tytan]

New pic from Last:

[Frost]

New pic from Last:

Should've given her a dick

[Valikdu]

https://derpiboo.ru/1051231

Yo Valikdu, can you explain the "joke" to me, please?

I watched the linked video, and what I get is it's a joke about Russian winter making people mad or something like that???

I've never seen it before, so it's probably obscure. I'm not sure what's the point in it. Like, energy drinks make you crazy and eat deer?

[Katarn]

Also one of the comments on youtube says "Oldfags don't remember, new fags doesn't know. Hail to Longcat".
I have no idea what that video is suppose to mean, so I'll just stay with what Valikdu said.

[Harmony Ltd.]

I see.

So it shall remain a mystery, then.

Thanks.

[Guest]

https://youtu.be/HW-Jr4M4w90

Just something I've listening to as I draw my garbage. Thought some of you might want to take a look at it.

Unrelated but I ended up buying an RPG called Lisa on steam. So far I've been enjoying it and would definitely recommend it. Especially since it's only 2.50 right now.

[brony all alone]

So i have returned, and PC game now.

[Frost]

You aren't part of the PC gaming master race so long as you have three grandparents who owned consoles, or two who were console gamers. Sorry; them's the rules.

[brony all alone]

I dont think id be part of it anyway. im running Skyrim, TF2, Warthunder, and fallout on a chromebook.

[Frost]

Then the PC requires a test of your loyalty. 

Have you ever identified yourself as a console gamer (I.E.; a dirty peasant.)?

Have you ever knowingly had sexual relations with a dirty console peasant?

Would you hesitate to mod your games if directed?

[Frost]

Also, if you could submit a photograph, our resident phrenologist could examine it to determine if you are or are not a dirty console peasant.

[Valikdu]

Lemmy Kilmister has just died.

Fuck this year.

[brony all alone]

1: im still console gaming too because im too poor rebuy all my games for pc.

2: no.

3: i already have 19 mods on skyrim, yeah i counted them.

4: i cant take a picture of my own PC, its literally my ONLY device.

[brony all alone]

plus im using a cramped shelf as a desk, my flatscreen for a desk light.

[Frost]

Then we cannot sponsor your entry into the ranks of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race at this time. As a consolation, we're willing to purchase you a train ticket. 

@Val: Of all the shit that guy did; it was cancer that got him. Outta nowhere, too. Shit, son. Christopher Lee earlier in the year, along with tons of others. This year has not been kind.

[brony all alone]

@Frost hope this works

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198272003445/

[O. Hinds]

Anyone here interested in working on a robot pony? We're looking for electrical engineers, mechatronic engineers, and/or people with appropriate creative design experience. This slide presentation has a bit more information, and, if you're interested and think that you could help, or know someone you think would be interested and think could help, I can connect you/them with the project head.

[brony all alone]

@Hinds: sounds mysteriously like a Five Nights At Freddys/Pinkies type of thing. good luck with that.

[Frost]

I'll let you know what I can steal embezzle acquire from the motorpool and send to ya. You're down with a pony cobbled from old tank and Bradley parts (and the mechanics' personal items they leave unsecured) right?

[O. Hinds]

@brony all alone:
Um, thanks.

@Frost:
Not... quite what we had in mind, I'm afraid. :)

[Frost]

Also, my build experience is limited to "Slap it together and fuck with it until it works", but let's be honest--that's pretty much what engineering is.

[O. Hinds]

Heh.
Though, as we're hoping to make multiple units, we expect to need to be a bit more methodical than we would be if we were only making one. Or at least document well the results of our improvisation. :)

[Harmony Ltd.]

So... You're basically building a Giddyup Buttercup?

Is your company gonna be called "Atomatoys"?

[O. Hinds]

Well, um, it's more a group than a company at the moment. And the name is... ah, Ponidyne.

[Harmony Ltd.]

I swear to god if in a few years I have to run for my life because I'm being hunted by cybernetic ponies, I'll hold you for personally responsible.

[brony all alone]

@Harmony: if his cyber pony works and technology advances enough whose to say he cant build a cyber changeling to take the form of a regular horse or even human forms?

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