Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Vinylshadow]

Steam's got some Visual Novels on it now

laughable as they are...

I see nothing wrong with there being M or A rated games for Nintendo consoles

Heck, we had Max Payne and GTA on the Gameboy Advance

[Scienza]

Steam's got some Visual Novels on it now

laughable as they are...

Visual novels are the shit.

Though, to be fair, Steam's selection seem to be mostly sub-par.

[Vinylshadow]

That's putting it mildly
Good VNs are usually a lot more expensive then what Steam's offering

I had these things haunt me in my childhood:

Sols are adorable - even though if they catch you they suck out your soul and turn you into one of them

They inhabited the forest at a summer camp I went to - no kid ever wandered into it

We had a lot of fun

[Tytan]

That's putting it mildly
Good VNs are usually a lot more expensive then what Steam's offering

I had these things haunt me in my childhood:

Sols are adorable - even though if they catch you they suck out your soul and turn you into one of them

They inhabited the forest at a summer camp I went to - no kid ever wandered into it

We had a lot of fun

[Frost]

<p>How did you reach adulthood without stepping in front of a train or shoving a fork in a goddamn electrical socket? At this point, the only thing I think "haunted" you in your childhood were paint fumes and fetal alcohol syndrome.<span id="sceditor-end-marker" class="sceditor-selection sceditor-ignore" style="line-height: 0; display: none;"></span><span id="sceditor-start-marker" class="sceditor-selection sceditor-ignore" style="line-height: 0; display: none;"></span></p>

[Kattlarv]

*snip*

... WHY is this a 3DS game? xD
Like, japaneses porn site, sure. Ipad, can see that. Tablet? Why not. Newgrounds flash game? Totally. 3DS: ... wat?
The box promises nudity and sex, and promotes itself proudly with it's unreal, excessive hentai jiggle physics, and how beating the other school children will make their clothes tear off! Like, what is this, I don't even xD

Nintendo, for kids!

You know, they do label games with ratings. Just because it's on Nintendo doesn't mean it's child-friendly (though they've usually been the strictest over this sort of thing). It's no different than the millions of other ways that minors can access porn in this connected age. 

Basically, if you're a parent and you buy your child a game that openly "promises nudity and sex" (which, by the way, the game doesn't actually seem to. It's disturbing sexualization of girls of a questionable age, but that's a different issue with Japan), that's your problem, not the devs'. It might not be the most tasteful game, but it's the parents' job to monitor the content that their children access.

I know, it was just such a "the actual cabbage?" To see. It'd be a bit like seeing a "Renamon dating sim" for the PSP or something. Like... okay? This feels way more at home at some internet site or something... and yes, connected age... and yes, there are some games with questionable material. But it's not been that many for consoles, even less for handhelds. Or, what I've seen in Swe at leas. Only I really recall is Leisure Suit Larry...

(And well, dunno what your cartridge boxes say, but our have 2 warnings on them: "16+" and "Sex and nudity", so granted, I just assumed based on that.) And I know it's up to the parents, but some parents suck... and quite many fall to shovelware... granted way less than usual as more are aware-r these days. But... eh, you know people can't be trusted.

@EP: ... is it just me, or does anyone else find this to be a bs excuse: "It's hard to create those, there simply wasn't enough time" to someone that did 14 unique, additional content actions/models for one of two characters in a game, and 0 for the other, as a reason to why only one of the characters had any depth added to them.

[iLateralGX]

Has our stance on banning changed yet?

Because every time I come here now its like 50% shitposting by a single person. There has got to be a rule against that somewhere right?

[Frost]

I think the only problem is that we don't have any admins currently active. Camo's doing Camostuff and Robo's got some work right now.

[StoneSlinger88]

Looks like Big Red One's going back to Iraq.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Camo's going back to Irak?

[Harmony Ltd.]

Re shitposting: in the meantime, the best thing to do is to ignore the source of the stench and don't touch the poo until a cleaning crew can come to remove it and its source from the premises.

[Frost]

Camo's going back to Irak?

Nah, the First Infantry Division sent its division headquarters to Iraq to manage the guys we already have there. 

I'm sure this will be the extent of it and we can rest assured that there will be few, if any, more troops sent.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Careful with that sarcasm, it's dripping down on the floor.

[Harmony Ltd.]

These goddamned furries need to be destroyed

http://djschatzen.tumblr.com/post/98462741887/alfa995-alornornola-alfa995-not-at-all

[Harmony Ltd.]

"Loneliness"/"Solitude"

[Frost]

"Loneliness"/"Solitude"

Every single one of my birthday parties

[Vinylshadow]

People say the same about Bronies too, you know.

Then try making friends, Frosty

[Harmony Ltd.]

"Loneliness"/"Solitude"

Every single one of my birthday parties

Did they also involve passing out from drunkeness in the middle of the street at 4 PM?

[Downloaded Skill]

"Loneliness"/"Solitude"

Every single one of my birthday parties

Could be worse I suppose. You're alone, but at least you're in Skyrim.

[Frost]

"Loneliness"/"Solitude"

Every single one of my birthday parties

Did they also involve passing out from drunkeness in the middle of the street at 4 PM?

The merciful oblivion is my only present.

[Vinylshadow]

At least there's a game for that

[Vinylshadow]

I wonder how much of Tolkien's mind we've explored with games set in his world.

[Katarn]

bacon beer mug:

[Vinylshadow]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

It burns.

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"WE SURVIVED!"

"Oh hey, more death."

[Scienza]

bacon beer mug:

That is the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Valikdu]

It needs the addition of a hollowed-out breadloaf of lentil soup.

[Scienza]

And a steak coaster.

[Harmony Ltd.]

bacon beer mug:

This is what it made me think of (NSFW).

[Harmony Ltd.]

Yo Sci, you've played that "Long live the Queen" game, right?

Is it any good?

[Scienza]

Yo Sci, you've played that "Long live the Queen" game, right?

Is it any good?

It's an acquired taste. It's basically a choose-your-own adventure game with stat grinding set in an adorable animu setting. I like the wide variety of endings (most of which end in your death) and the decently interesting political intrigue that you can get into, but it's one of those games that I can see a lot of people disliking.

So, yeah, I find it a lot of fun, but I'd recommend playing the demo before you buy it.

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