Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

Hey frost, lookit what I found:

http://theptbelt.com/

You might appreciate This stuff

[Vinylshadow]

Buzz:

I'd love to see a darker version of Lightyear in a movie

Lightyear:

[Scyto Harmony]

Blame Canada

It's not like they can do anything about it since it doesn't exist

That large landmass above the US is all part of Alaska

*sharpens hockey stick*

[Vinylshadow]

Remove the blade on the end and they make rather good swords

They have a good balance to them

*twirls and smacks myself in the face with it* Ow

[RoboRed]

lulz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYzTFEKtxQ8

[Ironmonger]

lulz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYzTFEKtxQ8

It's not a proper Thursday until I open a spoiler and find the fucking devil staring back at me.

EDIT: I didn't mean for that to sound mean-spirited.

[Scyto Harmony]

Holy Shit:

[Frost]

Well, it looks like I'll have to try and get into the dating game this weekend. The Battalion CSM ordered me to get a girlfriend.

[Tytan]

Well, it looks like I'll have to try and get into the dating game this weekend. The Battalion CSM ordered me to get a girlfriend.

Luckily he only specified what you had to do.

Not how.

Or with what.

(God forbid she could even be a marine.)

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Well, it looks like I'll have to try and get into the dating game this weekend. The Battalion CSM ordered me to get a girlfriend.

Luckily he only specified what you had to do.

Not how.

Or with what.

(God forbid she could even be a marine.)

A wookie would wreck his shit...

[Frost]

I'm just going to find pictures of some modestly-sorta-hot girl in a hoodie and tell Sergeant Major that I got in touch from a girl back home.

Now just to ready a false phone number, background, work and medical history, and possibly social security number.

[Tytan]

I'm just going to find pictures of some modestly-sorta-hot girl in a hoodie and tell Sergeant Major that I got in touch from a girl back home.

Now just to ready a false phone number, background, work and medical history, and possibly social security number.

Alternatively you could feed him the line of "If having a girlfriend was that important I should have been issued one."

[RoboRed]

Well, it looks like I'll have to try and get into the dating game this weekend. The Battalion CSM ordered me to get a girlfriend.

Relevant

*runs off*

[Stringtheory]

I'm just going to find pictures of some modestly-sorta-hot girl in a hoodie and tell Sergeant Major that I got in touch from a girl back home.

Now just to ready a false phone number, background, work and medical history, and possibly social security number.

Try this: http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-female-us-us.php if you need a basic profile for your fake girlfriend.

[Tytan]

This is without a doubt the greatest name for a dinosaur EVER.

And for you 40K fans, it's bigger than a Tyranid Hierophant and it wasn't even an adult yet.

[Ironmonger]

Speaking of 40k:

[Frost]

I'm just going to find pictures of some modestly-sorta-hot girl in a hoodie and tell Sergeant Major that I got in touch from a girl back home.

Uh, does lying to this guy usually turn out well?

Only when you get caught. Thus, the falsified identity and plausible (and conveniently near-unfalsifiable) cover story.

This is all contingency, of course, in case I don't manage to succeed in my continuing efforts to avoid the attention and, if possible, proximity of anyone who gets their own office.

[Frost]

This is all contingency, of course, in case I don't manage to succeed in my continuing efforts to avoid the attention and, if possible, proximity of anyone who gets their own office.

Huh, the military suddenly doesn't seem all that different from my job.

They aren't joking about 'developing life skills' in the Army. You'll learn such great things as scapegoating, query deflection, basic shamming, intermediate shamming, advanced shamming, shamming so advanced no one notices that you've got two DUI's, repeated assaults against the MP's and haven't been at work in a week, bitching, advanced bitching, bitching about work you're not even doing (see above: shamming) and, the keystone: feigning motivation.

[Tytan]

This is all contingency, of course, in case I don't manage to succeed in my continuing efforts to avoid the attention and, if possible, proximity of anyone who gets their own office.

Huh, the military suddenly doesn't seem all that different from my job.

They aren't joking about 'developing life skills' in the Army. You'll learn such great things as scapegoating, query deflection, basic shamming, intermediate shamming, advanced shamming, shamming so advanced no one notices that you've got two DUI's, repeated assaults against the MP's and haven't been at work in a week, bitching, advanced bitching, bitching about work you're not even doing (see above: shamming) and, the keystone: feigning motivation.

"Sorry, sir."

"Sir?! Son what does three up and three down mean to you?!"

"The end of an inning?"

[Frost]

I'm not sure I can work in this organization anymore. 

My squad leader....I need to talk to the higher-ups about this guy. 

The man likes St. Anger. 

[StoneSlinger88]

I'm not sure I can work in this organization anymore. 

My squad leader....I need to talk to the higher-ups about this guy. 

The man likes St. Anger. 

[Frost]

Must be a runt:

[Valikdu]

SAAAAAAAINT ANGEEER ROUND MY NEEECK
HEEEE NEEEVEEER GEETS RESPEEECT

[Scyto Harmony]

Fuck yeah, I finally beat Dark Souls.

[RoboRed]

Holy Shit:

That was actually really good.

[RoboRed]

Lastbait:
http://thetriforcebearer.deviantart.com/art/Prancing-About-480141269
http://matrosha123.deviantart.com/art/The-Queen-480241566
http://chasm03.deviantart.com/art/OC-Legion-Always-Watching-479842044

Swickedbait:
http://evil-dec0y.deviantart.com/art/Trixie-s-Tricky-Filly-Fireworks-Trick-480246826

Scienzabait:
http://zodiarkfox.deviantart.com/art/Take-to-the-Skies-480256473

Derpmindbait:
http://xwhitedreamsx.deviantart.com/art/I-will-take-care-480237782

[RoboRed]

lulz:

[Harmony Ltd.]

Yo Frost, RE police stuff:

http://jezebel.com/5991019/forty-percent-of-police-officer-families-experience-domestic-violence

[Ironmonger]

Speaking of police, anyone vaguely remember that post I made way back when about a drug dealer being busted in front of my house? Turns out that wasn't an isolated incident. They've been doing a lot of stuff like that around here lately. A few weeks ago, a whole bunch of officers searched a guy's truck and the house right across from me. I don't know what kind of drugs they're looking for, but, hey, shit's interesting.

[Valikdu]

http://www.engadget.com/2014/09/04/ibm-wants-to-kill-the-hard-drive/

THINK OF ALL THE PRONZ IT CAN STORE

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