Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Harmony Ltd.]

To whom were those baits, again?

[Harmony Ltd.]

Surprisingly good:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7j1qUaGOc


And now I can't help but picture Vinyl Scratch as that one mute BUT really extrovert girl who a mad sense of rhythm.

[Harmony Ltd.]

You, "mute but extrovert" is an interesting character concept. I wonder how you could play it without falling into disrespectful and ableist stereotypes...

[Harmony Ltd.]

And, of course, the internet quickly delivers:

parody:

[RoboRed]

To whom were those baits, again?

Very Guardbait.

[Guest]

To whom were those baits, again?

So many burds!  

[RoboRed]

And, of course, the internet quickly delivers:

parody:

...I completely don't even. But I'm lol'ing.

[Ironmonger]

And, of course, the internet quickly delivers:

parody:

...I completely don't even. But I'm lol'ing.

Just now watched it myself, I doubled over laughing.

[Ironmonger]

Lulz:

[Tytan]

Question:
What is each of yous guys' favorite kinds-a cake?
Like, what you tend to ask for on yer birthday.

I like marble, if you know what I mean.   

Spoiler:

[StoneSlinger88]

Tiramisu and ricotta are pretty good.

[RoboRed]

Question:
What is each of yous guys' favorite kinds-a cake?
Like, what you tend to ask for on yer birthday.

I like marble, if you know what I mean.   

Spoiler:

dafuqbro

[Tytan]

Question:
What is each of yous guys' favorite kinds-a cake?
Like, what you tend to ask for on yer birthday.

I like marble, if you know what I mean.   

Spoiler:

dafuqbro

Wuts wrong robo? Don't like a little chocolate in your vanilla?   

[Ironmonger]

Lulz:

[Harmony Ltd.]

Question:
What is each of yous guys' favorite kinds-a cake?
Like, what you tend to ask for on yer birthday.

Norwegian omelette

[Guest]

Anyone play bioshock before bioshock 2 came out? Bodies are turning into lockboxes, I was pretty sure that wasn't added in until that game but I can't remember. Seems weird they'd patch in something like that so long after release. Also big daddies are wandering around without little sisters, I'm pretty sure that didn't use to be a thing.

[Penby]

I played the shit outta Bioshock. I don't recall if bodies turned into boxes, but i think that was so the game didn't have to keep bodies laying around the place and take up room. If a Big Daddy doesn't have a little sister, it just means he put her away. If you follow them for a bit, they'll collect another one from those vents. Them doing that was in both games.

[Katarn]

I've played too and don't remember it...Hm. Try re-scanning cache or check it's integrity. Or re-DL game, if you're on steam.

[Katarn]

I humbly present you

the turdgate!:

[RoboRed]

Wuts wrong robo? Don't like a little chocolate in your vanilla?   

Youknowit.

[Guest]

@Penby Crap, well, I wasted a ton of Eve, Ammo, and money.

[Frost]

Alrighty, this week's been interesting. I've been made a squad leader/APG, and most of my leadership efforts go toward making this ginger fuck shower, do his laundry, and brush his fucking teeth so he stops smelling like a rancid asshole full of low-sperm jizz, and getting him and the other assholes in my squad to stop being lazy shit-humpers and fucking work (and stop being shamming dickbuckets during PT. 

Also, under the horrible influence my Drill Sergeant, I've taken to sniffing hand sanitizer. That shit's fucking awesome.

[Harmony Ltd.]

It begins...

[15 years later]

Drill Sergeant Frost


Don't try to deny it. You know it's going to happen.

[Frost]

Bro, if it takes me 15 damn years to hit E-6 and get picked/ qualify for DS duty, I'll probably just take a moment to reflect on my life before shoving a fully-opened Gerber up my ass and clenching until I bleed out, in penance for my fucking failure.

[Harmony Ltd.]

[Harmony Ltd.]

So it's true what they say

Drill Sergeants really are beings full of hate born to spread misery.

[Frost]

Well, most of the ones I've met realize that, at least when it comes to actually training, just screaming at Privates and smoking them non-stop is actually a pretty horrible way of getting them to learn and correct what they're doing wrong.

[Frost]

In other news, I've finally managed to get that fucking Ginger out of my fucking Dark Heresy group. I simply had my psyker steal his las-carbine, prepare it for Call Item, and return it. Come our next firefight, he's on point and facing six heavily-armed heretics when his only ranged weapon worth a damn is suddenly in my hands, in the middle of the group where a psyker should be. 

Problem fucking solved.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Bi the way...

[Frost]

Bi the way...

rant:

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