Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

Brohoof you Frost for the John Carpenter's The Thing reference.

 Brohoof you for getting the reference to the greatest SciFi/Horror ever made.

[StoneSlinger88]

Kinky.

I like that.

 Is it weird if I ask you to use your spider legs?

 Unfortunately I don't have spider legs, but I can always give you the Ork version of a Cleveland Steamer.

[RoboRed]

Brohoof you Frost for the John Carpenter's The Thing reference.

 Brohoof you for getting the reference to the greatest SciFi/Horror ever made.

I highly recommend you take a look at this fic, then. It is full of awesome.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19504/first-week-of-winter

[Frost]

Kinky.

I like that.

 Is it weird if I ask you to use your spider legs?

 Unfortunately I don't have spider legs, but I can always give you the Ork version of a Cleveland Steamer.

 Oh, do elaborate.

[Frost]

Brohoof you Frost for the John Carpenter's The Thing reference.

 Brohoof you for getting the reference to the greatest SciFi/Horror ever made.

I highly recommend you take a look at this fic, then. It is full of awesome.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19504/first-week-of-winter

 Now resting in a place of honor in my Read Later list. Hopefully I'll get to it before it, like my life as of late, is sucked away in time sinks like Darksiders 2 and LoL

[StoneSlinger88]

Kinky.

I like that.

 Is it weird if I ask you to use your spider legs?

 Unfortunately I don't have spider legs, but I can always give you the Ork version of a Cleveland Steamer.

 Oh, do elaborate.

 

You asked for it:

[Frost]

Kinky.

I like that.

 Is it weird if I ask you to use your spider legs?

 Unfortunately I don't have spider legs, but I can always give you the Ork version of a Cleveland Steamer.

 Oh, do elaborate.

 

You asked for it:

 

We'll need to be getting creative with the various shampoos and soaps as well. Chemicals are a turn-on for me.

[StoneSlinger88]

Don't use KY-- it's water-based and washes off too easily. I'd suggest good ol' Dove soap; it's amazingly smooth and slippery when body-sliding.

[Frost]

Don't use KY-- it's water-based and washes off too easily. I'd suggest good ol' Dove soap; it's amazingly smooth and slippery when body-sliding.

 No, not chemicals like that.

Got any ammonia or Bleach? I'll settle for a can of Raid, because the can has other uses.

[StoneSlinger88]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

[Frost]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

 I can't see the image.

[RoboRed]

this thread:

[StoneSlinger88]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

 I can't see the image.

 Try it now.

 Oh, Rooooboooooo.....

Spoiler:

[Frost]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

 ...........We're gonna need a bigger shower. A very, very sturdy shower.

[StoneSlinger88]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

 ...........We're gonna need a bigger shower. A very, very sturdy shower.

Don't worry, if we both motorboat I think we can pull it off.

[RoboRed]

 Oh, Rooooboooooo.....

Spoiler:

[StoneSlinger88]

 

How about now?:

[RoboRed]

...There's nothing in that spoiler box.

But for a future answer, no.

[Frost]

I'm not sure the three of us would fit in the shower, but it would be fun to find out!

The Bleach:

 ...........We're gonna need a bigger shower. A very, very sturdy shower.

Don't worry, if we both motorboat I think we can pull it off.

 Eh, doesn't need to be big. Just has to stand up to some pretty high forces, if you know what I mean.

And I think you know what I mean.

I mean very rough intercourse.

[RoboRed]

randomness:

[StoneSlinger88]

We'll fuck like chickens!

Yes, that works.

We'll fuck like chickens until the cocks can no longer crow!

 Get it? Our penises are the cocks and the crowing is referring to the act of ejaculation.

[Frost]

We'll fuck like chickens!

Yes, that works.

We'll fuck like chickens until the cocks can no longer crow!

Oh, there'll definitely be a cochlea involved, if you know what I mean.

I mean anal sex.

[StoneSlinger88]

And some apple bobbing, definitely.

That is, of course, a metaphor for fellatio.

[Frost]

And some apple bobbing, definitely.

That is, of course, a metaphor for fellatio.

 You name it, sir, it'll be damn done.

[StoneSlinger88]

There'll be floating tonsils, banging, sucking, licking, donging, submarining, biting, scratching, rubbing, sliding, gaping, penetrating, stroking, kissing, docking, riding, cherry troughing, and those are just a few of my favorite things!

[Frost]

There'll be floating tonsils, banging, sucking, licking, donging, submarining, biting, scratching, rubbing, sliding, gaping, penetrating, stroking, kissing, docking, riding, cherry troughing, and those are just a few of my favorite things!

 When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things!

And then I get a boner right in the elevator next to an old lady.

[StoneSlinger88]

There'll be floating tonsils, banging, sucking, licking, donging, submarining, biting, scratching, rubbing, sliding, gaping, penetrating, stroking, kissing, docking, riding, cherry troughing, and those are just a few of my favorite things!

 When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things!

And then I get a boner right in the elevator next to an old lady.

 In the dark, all women look the same. Hell, even men look like women until you reach around the front. Of course you could man up and do it with the lights on; them old folk can teach you a thing or two when it comes to lovin'.

[Frost]

There'll be floating tonsils, banging, sucking, licking, donging, submarining, biting, scratching, rubbing, sliding, gaping, penetrating, stroking, kissing, docking, riding, cherry troughing, and those are just a few of my favorite things!

 When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things!

And then I get a boner right in the elevator next to an old lady.

 In the dark, all women look the same. Hell, even men look like women until you reach around the front. Of course you could man up and do it with the lights on; them old folk can teach you a thing or two when it comes to lovin'.

Hey, reaching around is just common courtesy. 

I'm all for learning. Not so much the hip-breaking and the flaps of skin everywhere.

[RoboRed]

 When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things!

And then I get a boner right in the elevator next to an old lady.

I think I laughed at this far harder than I should have.

[StoneSlinger88]

Frost, we maintained that for a page and a half. Good show old top, good show. And now I must rest on the accomplishment, because I have to get up in five hours.

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