Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

by StoneSlinger88 Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:53 pm

I just lured them in with Asian food. If they're extra good they get sushi next time we go out (it's included in the price, but they don't know that).

In all seriousness me and a buddy laughed for an hour straight watching our friend try to open crab legs with a fork. And then when we got in the car, I looked at my fortune and it read "Happiness is right beside you." He got one telling him to bitch-slap stupid people.

by Frost Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:54 pm

CamoBadger wrote:
Mister Frost wrote:I can't seem to find a good wingman. They never present feathers for analysis, and when I force them to give a demonstration they end up just splatting on the concrete. How did you guys find yours?
I shot him with a pellet gun (took 3 tries before someone survived), then I clipped their wings.

Seems kinda counterproductive. Though I suppose it's the eyesight and not the wings that you're really after in the end. That's why your wingman should always be a night owl.

by **CamoBadger** Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:56 pm

StoneSlinger88 wrote:I just lured them in with Asian food. If they're extra good they get sushi next time we go out (it's included in the price, but they don't know that).

In all seriousness me and a buddy laughed for an hour straight watching our friend try to open crab legs with a fork. And then when we got in the car, I looked at my fortune and it read "Happiness is right beside you." He got one telling him to bitch-slap stupid people.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Frost Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:00 am

StoneSlinger88 wrote:I just lured them in with Asian food. If they're extra good they get sushi next time we go out (it's included in the price, but they don't know that).

In all seriousness me and a buddy laughed for an hour straight watching our friend try to open crab legs with a fork. And then when we got in the car, I looked at my fortune and it read "Happiness is right beside you." He got one telling him to bitch-slap stupid people.

I once got a fortune about how I should obtain wisdom from my elders.

Nineteen 3:00 A.M. nursing home raids, two boxes of latex gloves, and four cheap cleavers later, I still don't feel any wiser.

by StoneSlinger88 Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:19 am

...Just realized I get hit on by guys more than women... Derpy Hooves

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:21 am

StoneSlinger88 wrote:...Just realized I get hit on by guys more than women...

Welcome to the Army, where everyone who isn't one of us will think you're gay when they see how you interact with your battlebuddies.

by Guest Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:22 am

Sadly, Camo, that may have to change. Women are being allowed in the infantry now...

by Frost Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:23 am

CamoBadger wrote:
StoneSlinger88 wrote:...Just realized I get hit on by guys more than women...
Welcome to the Army, where everyone who isn't one of us will think you're gay when they see how you interact with your battlebuddies.

How convenient.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:26 am

Guarddogjr wrote:Sadly, Camo, that may have to change. Women are being allowed in the infantry now...

You'd be surprised to learn that many women in the military are as raunchy, and sometimes more raunchy, than the males are.

by StoneSlinger88 Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:27 am

When you're comfortable enough to do a naked dogpile on a sleeping guy, I guess it does sound a little gay from someone on the outside looking in.

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:38 am

StoneSlinger88 wrote:...Just realized I get hit on by guys more than women...

I just realized that I have absolutely no clue when someone hits on me. If it even happens at all.

#foreveralone

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:38 am

StoneSlinger88 wrote:When you're comfortable enough to do a naked dogpile on a sleeping guy, I guess it does sound a little gay from someone on the outside looking in.

Fucks given by everyone in pile = 0

by Frost Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:39 am

CamoBadger wrote:
StoneSlinger88 wrote:When you're comfortable enough to do a naked dogpile on a sleeping guy, I guess it does sound a little gay from someone on the outside looking in.
Fucks given by everyone in pile = 0

#missedopportunity

by Ironmonger Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:40 am

RoboRed wrote:
StoneSlinger88 wrote:...Just realized I get hit on by guys more than women...
I just realized that I have absolutely no clue when someone hits on me. If it even happens at all.

#foreveralone

I kinda know that feel, except it usually takes me anywhere from a few days to a month to realize that someone was flirting with me, and it happens a lot.

This is usually followed by a loud shout of "Son of a bitch!"

by Moodyman90 Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:48 am

I honestly have no idea what's going on here. I'm reading but my brain isn't firing.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:53 am

Moodyman90 wrote:I honestly have no idea what's going on here. I'm reading but my brain isn't firing.

SILENCE SOBER ONE!

by Ironmonger Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:54 am

by Moodyman90 Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:56 am

Damn straight I'm sober! Though really I don't think that would help or hurt my understanding of what's going on here right now.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:56 am

Moodyman90 wrote:Damn straight I'm sober! Though really I don't think that would help or hurt my understanding of what's going on here right now.

It hoelpses

by Guest Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:03 am

Moodyman90 wrote:Damn straight I'm sober! Though really I don't think that would help or hurt my understanding of what's going on here right now.

You're not the only one confused here.

by Ironmonger Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:04 am

Dat's whatcha get fer lurkin', yeh gits!
>Suddenly Ork.
>IQ lowered by 50.

by **RoboRed** Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:05 am

@Moody & Last: We are sharing our sorrows over drink. Or imaginary drink, in my case...gimme an hour, soon I will be back at my computer desk.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:06 am

RoboRed wrote:@Moody: We are sharing our sorrows over drink. Or imaginary drink, in my case...gimme an hour, soon I will be back at my computer desk.

Sharing sorrow?

Oh, this can only end well.

I think it all began when I was a boy...

by Moodyman90 Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:06 am

I feel sorry for those who actually lurk lurk.

I know you're out there. Sitting there at your computer, reading all this but not getting involved.

You can't escape. Crazy