Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Kippershy]

Puh-lease. I'm the size of a bear compared to her - yes even flutters managed to out-wrestle a bear and BJ is augmented, but I'm sure there could be fun... somehow!

Kipper seems to like it rough...

That I do. Who wants to know?

Regardless of whether we wanted to know or not, we do now.

-smirks- I just can't help myself!

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Puh-lease.
I'm the size of a bear compared to her - yes even flutters managed to
out-wrestle a bear and BJ is augmented, but I'm sure there could be
fun... somehow!

Well, I'd ask if you have a deathwish, but your response has made that quite evident...

I just reckon I could get BJ to enjoy herself is all. Plus I could play buckin' broncho if not!

@Robo: It's
your birthday? Grats, have a ... I dunno, feel free to ask anything
(anything) and I'll answer?

Ooh! Ooh!
Ask what her credit card information is!

Ehh...asking Kim a question is a Pandora's Box I'd prefer not to open...

Pandora's box is a metaphor for pussy.
If you read the myths then you find out that Prometheus was the titan creator of mankind and before Zeus tricked him into giving man 'Pandora's box' there was no women - only men.

Thus - Pandora's box is a woman, or more specifically, her vagina and the curses that man's lust for it had caused.

[Cptadder]

I am my own underling, my own henchman, I am the Captain and Commander of a ship of one.

Which are you, Captain or Commander? (I really hope you were referencing what I think you were...otherwise I'm gonna look like an idiot)

I am the Captain of this vessel and the Commander of this fleet!
And yes it's a hidden joke but not the one you think.

[Kattlarv]

@Kipper: Between 20 and 25 xP
And hey, come on, I made the pun/joke to start with, why'd I get offended? ;P
I have to say "ew..." on the last one though, since as said, it wasn't a "clean", dirty joke. The tact/waffle part you got right (I think), but think again on the shroom one, synonyms for that, and how it'd be "combined" with previous mentioned.

@Robo: Aw... well, suit yourself, it's all I can offer xP
And as said, you'd get to pick the question, I can't help if you pick something that requires a memory wipe xD

@Kipper: (Box, on the side-note of box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEuUjStgNqY semi-nsfw humour, check out the Yoshi/Birdo one too Kipper, you know you want to xD) Huh, didn't know that. I thought it was a woman that opened the box or something like that. In either case, then I got a very small box, but however really neatly and well ornated xD

[RoboRed]

Ehh...asking Kim a question is a Pandora's Box I'd prefer not to open...

Awww...
Anyway, I'd offer something for your birthday, too, but being a non-artist is pretty limiting when it comes to stuff like that.

*shrug* Don't worry too much about it. I'm sure you can think of something if you really try, though.

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Puh-lease.
I'm the size of a bear compared to her - yes even flutters managed to
out-wrestle a bear and BJ is augmented, but I'm sure there could be
fun... somehow!

Well, I'd ask if you have a deathwish, but your response has made that quite evident...

I just reckon I could get BJ to enjoy herself is all. Plus I could play buckin' broncho if not!

@Robo: It's
your birthday? Grats, have a ... I dunno, feel free to ask anything
(anything) and I'll answer?

Ooh! Ooh!
Ask what her credit card information is!

Ehh...asking Kim a question is a Pandora's Box I'd prefer not to open...

Pandora's box is a metaphor for pussy.
If you read the myths then you find out that Prometheus was the titan creator of mankind and before Zeus tricked him into giving man 'Pandora's box' there was no women - only men.

Thus - Pandora's box is a woman, or more specifically, her vagina and the curses that man's lust for it had caused.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.....*facepalm*

@Robo: Aw... well, suit yourself, it's all I can offer xP
And as said, you'd get to pick the question, I can't help if you pick something that requires a memory wipe xD

I just said I'd rather not do it. I'm not turning the offer down, however. I prefer to keep my options open.
There's just no telling what'll happen, though.

[Kippershy]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

[MrMagma]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

Meh. I know better than to question your pool of random knowledge and facts. And I fear the consequences if I do question said logic.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I got a problem you got a problem with that? Yes? Well get over it.

Looking back I must point out. Cptadder puts out too much data for me to process in a 3ō minute period. So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

[MrMagma]

So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

The potential's there [Snips and Shears are too closely linked to ignore], and being one of the ponies involved with Rarity's soul jars, may/may not have a link with the regeneration talisman and the 'souls' linked with it. I just don't feel that it is though. I don't know why. My Red Herring sensors are in overdrive.

[Kippershy]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

[Kippershy]

So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

The potential's there [Snips and Shears are too closely linked to ignore], and being one of the ponies involved with Rarity's soul jars, may/may not have a link with the regeneration talisman and the 'souls' linked with it. I just don't feel that it is though. I don't know why. My Red Herring sensors are in overdrive.

Just remember - Somber could always change who it is at the tip of a hat if he so felt like it.
Say for example, someone (or enough of us) figured it out earlier then he'd like - he could easily switch it from whomever it is to someone else and be like: it was this person you've never heard of / heard of once all along.

No way to prove him wrong and it'd be his decision end of the day anyway.

[RoboRed]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

For the record, I have no problem with pussy in general.

[Kippershy]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

For the record, I have no problem with pussy in general.

Of course you don't, I'm not saying I do either. That's the thing though; we love it.
Men crave pussy on a biological level (unless you're gay) in order to reproduce - but back in the days of Greek myths, it was seen as because women are attractive and desirable rather then simple reproduction. (though that as an aspect all the same)

Anyway, screw my rambling - what I mean is - pussy causes trouble because how much we love it.
Wars, family feuds, friendships ending, emotional troubles on a singular level (depression, anxiety and the rest) and so on.
The very nature of it causes trouble.

Thus, by introducing it to man, a whole new world of evils was awakened.

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

Love is a strong word :p

And you have strong feelings for me. haha

[MrMagma]

So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

The potential's there [Snips and Shears are too closely linked to ignore], and being one of the ponies involved with Rarity's soul jars, may/may not have a link with the regeneration talisman and the 'souls' linked with it. I just don't feel that it is though. I don't know why. My Red Herring sensors are in overdrive.

Just remember - Somber could always change who it is at the tip of a hat if he so felt like it.
Say for example, someone (or enough of us) figured it out earlier then he'd like - he could easily switch it from whomever it is to someone else and be like: it was this person you've never heard of / heard of once all along.

No way to prove him wrong and it'd be his decision end of the day anyway.

I bet Somber reads these sometimes and is like, "What?! It's obviously not ______, it's ______, you fools!"

[Kippershy]

So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

The potential's there [Snips and Shears are too closely linked to ignore], and being one of the ponies involved with Rarity's soul jars, may/may not have a link with the regeneration talisman and the 'souls' linked with it. I just don't feel that it is though. I don't know why. My Red Herring sensors are in overdrive.

Just remember - Somber could always change who it is at the tip of a hat if he so felt like it.
Say for example, someone (or enough of us) figured it out earlier then he'd like - he could easily switch it from whomever it is to someone else and be like: it was this person you've never heard of / heard of once all along.

No way to prove him wrong and it'd be his decision end of the day anyway.

I bet Somber reads these sometimes and is like, "What?! It's obviously not ______, it's ______, you fools!"

You're actually not wrong.
One time I made a rambling guess about how Rampage was project chimera (because all the personalities) and a soul jar mixed into one - he came along and told me I was wrong and that she's project eternity before that had bore much more mention then a single line or two in the story.

I think I upset him at the same time, I don't remember.
I've upset Somber way too many times to be allowed to carry on reading his story, let alone commenting on it.

[CamoBadger]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

For the record, I have no problem with pussy in general.

Of course you don't, I'm not saying I do either. That's the thing though; we love it.
Men crave pussy on a biological level (unless you're gay) in order to reproduce - but back in the days of Greek myths, it was seen as because women are attractive and desirable rather then simple reproduction. (though that as an aspect all the same)

Anyway, screw my rambling - what I mean is - pussy causes trouble because how much we love it.
Wars, family feuds, friendships ending, emotional troubles on a singular level (depression, anxiety and the rest) and so on.
The very nature of it causes trouble.

Thus, by introducing it to man, a whole new world of evils was awakened.

Then I guess I'm the odd man out on that one, because I honestly don't care for it XD
Asexuality FTW

[MrMagma]

I bet Somber reads these sometimes and is like, "What?! It's obviously not ______, it's ______, you fools!"

You're actually not wrong.
One time I made a rambling guess about how Rampage was project chimera (because all the personalities) and a soul jar mixed into one - he came along and told me I was wrong and that she's project eternity before that had bore much more mention then a single line or two in the story.

I think I upset him at the same time, I don't remember.
I've upset Somber way too many times to be allowed to carry on reading his story, let alone commenting on it.

Oh...god. Sad Somber! Sad Kipper! It makes me feel sad! Nooooooo!!! *Dive hugs Somber and Kipper* (LOL I'm like 5'8, ~130 pounds, dive hugging people. 'Cause screw you, society!)

[Kippershy]

I bet Somber reads these sometimes and is like, "What?! It's obviously not ______, it's ______, you fools!"

You're actually not wrong.
One time I made a rambling guess about how Rampage was project chimera (because all the personalities) and a soul jar mixed into one - he came along and told me I was wrong and that she's project eternity before that had bore much more mention then a single line or two in the story.

I think I upset him at the same time, I don't remember.
I've upset Somber way too many times to be allowed to carry on reading his story, let alone commenting on it.

Oh...god. Sad Somber! Sad Kipper! It makes me feel sad! Nooooooo!!! *Dive hugs Somber and Kipper* (LOL I'm like 5'8, ~130 pounds, dive hugging people. 'Cause screw you, society!)

6'2.5 and 200~ or something.
Highest I've been lately was 210, but that was an hour after a MASSIVE meal. (absolutely massive)

Dive hugging me would be no problem.
No clue on Somber though.

[Kippershy]

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

*rolls eyes*

You love me for it. don't bitch about my methods of winning an argument!

For the record, I have no problem with pussy in general.

Of course you don't, I'm not saying I do either. That's the thing though; we love it.
Men crave pussy on a biological level (unless you're gay) in order to reproduce - but back in the days of Greek myths, it was seen as because women are attractive and desirable rather then simple reproduction. (though that as an aspect all the same)

Anyway, screw my rambling - what I mean is - pussy causes trouble because how much we love it.
Wars, family feuds, friendships ending, emotional troubles on a singular level (depression, anxiety and the rest) and so on.
The very nature of it causes trouble.

Thus, by introducing it to man, a whole new world of evils was awakened.

Then I guess I'm the odd man out on that one, because I honestly don't care for it XD
Asexuality FTW

I swing between not giving a fuck and somewhat giving a fuck.
Flirting is something I'll do no matter what - its fun, free, relaxing and good socialising.
Companionship is something I do desire almost always - though I do like my personal space and do live happily alone, having someone to confide in and to provide for / be the best I can be for to make them happy is something I very much enjoy.

It's not about me so much as it is about giving myself to someone else, making them happy and like I say - being the very best I can be for them.


Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

Spoiler:

[Rafafidi]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

[Kippershy]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

Spoiler:

[RoboRed]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

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Yeah...I can imagine that would put a damper on things...

[Paper Airplane]

Do you guys think that the flashback that BlackJack had of Psalm in this chapter was true? I always thought that Pinkie Pie died in the bomb, minutes before she was able to defuse it. The flashback suggested that she was assassinated first. But if that's the case, why wasn't Psalm killed in the blast? FO:E said that all of Manehatten was destroyed by one very powerful balefire bomb snuck into the city. Psalm was still in Manehatten when the bomb detonated, I'm guessing that Blackjack's flashbacks are dreams inspired by the memories of Psalm, but not actually real events.

[tylertoon2]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

Spoiler:

WELCOME TO THE CLUB!

[Rafafidi]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

[SilentCarto]

Do you guys think that the flashback that BlackJack had of Psalm in this chapter was true? I always thought that Pinkie Pie died in the bomb, minutes before she was able to defuse it. The flashback suggested that she was assassinated first. But if that's the case, why wasn't Psalm killed in the blast? FO:E said that all of Manehatten was destroyed by one very powerful balefire bomb snuck into the city. Psalm was still in Manehatten when the bomb detonated, I'm guessing that Blackjack's flashbacks are dreams inspired by the memories of Psalm, but not actually real events.

OH THANK GOD A POST ABOUT PROJECT HORIZONS!
She was on top of Tenpony Tower, whose shields protected her as they did the building itself.
It's kind of eerie to think about Littlepip and Homage splashing around in the rain there, and then to think, Psalm was right over there when she shot Pinkie.

[Kippershy]

Sex... eh. I mean, I haven't had any since my operation back in January so it's gonna be different, no doubt - but still, doesn't bother me that much unless

I am afraid of the answer, but what kind of operation you did?

Spoiler:

Yeah...I can imagine that would put a damper on things...

Spoiler:

ULTRA LEVEL SPOILER:

Spoiler:

OH FUCK NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK LEVEL SPOILER:

Spoiler:

...you chose to open those - you deserve them nightmares.

[Sindri]

We used nukes for everything.

I can haz thermonuclear hand grenade?

Happy to help, this little conversations are great time wasters for my sad but vital job of waiting for something to break or stopping people from looking at pron at work on the company dime. (Yes that's right I'm THAT guy in your company).

A salute to the humble IT guy, so oft vilified, so rarely rewarded, and yet so vital to the function of... well, anything these days.

And people still look at porn on work computers? Seriously? How stupid do.. oh, right, sorry, I had faith in humanity for a moment. Won't happen again.

Anyway, I'd offer something for your birthday, too, but being a non-artist is pretty limiting when it comes to stuff like that.

Just track them online back to their real identity, find their home address, and mail/order them something cool! That's what I do.

...
What?

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

Okay, so what does it mean that all the horrors of the world flew out when it was first opened, and Hope remained inside?

So who thinks the pile of rags is snips?

Yo. Blue hoof, calls himself "Shears," needs to go back to the prison facility that fed into Rarity's experiments, which he performed? I'm embarrassed that it took somepony else's suggestion before I realized, and I blame sleep deprivation for the delay in my reasoning.

Men crave pussy on a biological level (unless you're gay) in order to reproduce

Asexuality means never having to deal with this shit

Do you guys think that the flashback that BlackJack had of Psalm in this chapter was true? I always thought that Pinkie Pie died in the bomb, minutes before she was able to defuse it. The flashback suggested that she was assassinated first. But if that's the case, why wasn't Psalm killed in the blast? FO:E said that all of Manehatten was destroyed by one very powerful balefire bomb snuck into the city. Psalm was still in Manehatten when the bomb detonated, I'm guessing that Blackjack's flashbacks are dreams inspired by the memories of Psalm, but not actually real events.

Nothing in the dream contradicts what Littlepip found after the fact. The shot in the dream was to a location that wouldn't have been immediately obvious to a non-doctor looking at scorched bones. Pinkie's skeleton was found in the corner with the Twilight statuette in its ribcage. The building Psalm fired from in the dream was pretty much intact two centuries later, and she had a functional shield, Rad-X, and good armor between her and the blast. It's possible that it didn't happen that way, but everything matches up as if it did.

[Rafafidi]

Spoiler:

[Kippershy]

We used nukes for everything.

I can haz thermonuclear hand grenade?

Well I damn well say it's pussy in general.
Anyone got a problem with that?
No?
No.
Good.

Okay, so what does it mean that all the horrors of the world flew out when it was first opened, and Hope remained inside?

Nuclear hand grenades were real.
too lazy/tired to get link for proof, but I know they were prototyped at the same time as nuclear arty.
Of course, they weren't anywhere near as powerful as to kill the guy throwing it - just enough to wipe out anyone in the immediate area of its explosion (+ radiation)



As for all the horrors escaping; again, its to do with the corruption and greed that sex brings - the whole trouble and desire/sorrow/loss of focus around pussy. all of it.
a curse upon mankind.

[OneMoreDaySK]

Wow am I late to the party... Happy belated birthday Robo.

@silentcarto Now another question is how accurate was her academy dream was.

Personally I'm trying to figure out who wants to mess up the Marauders through Garnet. Also which lockers hasn't Blackjack opened yet?

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