Re: Project Horizons RP thread

[Moodyman90]

Moody just groans at the radio.
"Ugh... Enclave.... turn it to DJ P0n3... wait... you did didn't you? Craps.."

[Aonee]

Yea... I did. And it's not Redeye, it's the Enclave...
*DJ P0n3 comes on* oh hey look.

[Moodyman90]

((Sorry! Editing now! I don't know why I saw Red Eye when I read that.))

[Guest]

[Quest: The truth]
[Objective added: Find war]
No..no I didn't. But at least I know where to find her.

I'd love to Aonee, *He rubs his head.* [You are suffering the effects of moonshine withdrawal] But I'm not feeling so hot. Do me a favor? Grab me a bottle of moonshine. *He points to guards saddle bag.* Guard should have some.

[Scyto Harmony]

Why on earth would you want to find her? She's third in comm-- Er, I guess that's Second, now that I'm gone -- of the cult. She controls all military operations, what could she have that you want?

[MrMagma]

Military operations, eh? Do you have any idea what sorta weapons they're packing? I highly doubt these people are the modest, caring kind.

[Aonee]

Dude... I think you might have had a bit too much alcohol lately. But yea, from the sounds of it, we'll need some of it... Hey scyt, you wanna come with us? Sounds like you have some loose ends to tie up.

[jacky2734]

*Slams open door with a pissed look on his face*

Gaia damned gryphon bureaucracy, took every favor the council owed me, plus a good amount of blackmail delivery to get them to drop the charges. I DID THIS TOWN A FAVOR.

*Goes to locked cabinet, opens it, pulls out three bottles, starts mixing up "Three King Specials", and heads for his room. Promptly slamming the door behind him*

AND IF ANY OF YOU TOUCH MY BOOZE CABINET, I'LL FEED YOU TO THE DEMON PLAIN OF AZEROTH!!!

((I'm back baby, spent the whole morning babysitting a couple of floor guys at my sister's house. On the bright side, I now have a brand new niece, and she's a cutey.
On a different subject, Kage's religion is actually the same one as the deer, it's not the standard practice among gryphons. Just an FYI. And yes, I know I'm poorly mixing mythologies here, and my reasons for doing so is just because I can, so, please no pointing out obvious flaws or mistakes when that stuff gets brought up.))

[Scyto Harmony]

Anything and everything. We had from small pistols to heavy cannons, from a junkie who can barely shoot, to Yao Gaui trainers.

[Scyto Harmony]

... So overall, a good day.... Figures.

[Aonee]

Really? So what was the other day, when he came back with... "company?"
Oohhh... Sounds like a challenge. What will they say to your return, Scyto?

[Guest]

She might know why mom killed dad. Why mom always seemed dead. It's been weighing on me lately. *He looks at the revolver strapped to his shoulder.* I need to know. *See's Kage walk in.* *Mutters* Note to self. Do not pick lock.

[Moodyman90]

"Looks like our "To Do" list keeps getting longer and longer."
He pulls out a Sunrise Sarsaparilla and takes a gulp from it.

[Guest]

*Wakes back up and looks around*
Mornin' Y'all. Did I miss anythin' while I was out?

((Okay, I'm starting to feel weird that I've posted so much. I honestly didn't mean to.))

[Katarn]

*Enters some time after Kage* Did I miss anything important?

[Scyto Harmony]

Well. Some will still be loyal to me, but I have a feeling most are enjoying this new regime... The only way to get back control is to deal with the Four Ponies of the Apocalypse... Man, now that I think about it why the fuck did I come up for that name for them? Fucking stupid...

Pestilence is a creepy-ass ghoul - But a fucking tricky bastard. Best damned assassin I ever met. Gets told to kill a target, the next day the target turns up face down in sewage, his face melted off. Never found out how he does it.

Then there's Famine - Our head Chef. Once again, I never really thought these names through... But man can he cook! He could turn dirt into a delicacy. But he's not just some chef, he's our head torturer. Fucking nutcase, he is...

War is the mare in that photograph. Actually a pretty nice pony. if you'd believe it. But she can kill anyone a hundred different ways, and knows how to command and conquer like crazy.

Oh. And Death... Yeah, I don't really know much about Death, other then that he takes the whole thing too far. I've never seen his face, or his skin... he just stays wrapped up in a hooded cloak. Doesn't talk much. But all the other Apocalypse Ponies are scared shitless of him.

[Scyto Harmony]

*nuzzles Guard* Not much.

[Aonee]

We got bored of waiting for guard, so we're hunting down one of Scyto's cult leaders because Last has some connection to her.

[Guest]

((Oh sounds like fun.))
*Nuzzles Terra*
I'm sorry, for yesterday, I can't imagine how worried you must a'been.

[Scyto Harmony]

As long as you're alright...

[Aonee]

Soo... You're gonna swoop down with Scyto spouting some random propaganda, grab war before anypony figures out what's going on, then use the standard plan of getting the hell out of there?

[MrMagma]

*Laughing to self* Well, to be honest Crys...when has that plan failed?

[Guest]

I'm alright, but are you okay? I was told you were pretty shaken up last night?
*hugs Terra*
Don't worry I'm not gonna do anythin' like that again.
((So who's at Kage's?))

[jacky2734]

((Sorry Aonee, but could you change Chrys's text to a darker color, I have difficulty reading it on my screen.))

[Aonee]

((Zooming in or highlighting it can help. And I don't really wanna... It kinda defined her by now, dontchya think?))

[Moodyman90]

((I'm pretty sure everybody is Guard.))

"Well, that plan is simple enough to not fail."

[Guest]

[Sneaking] *While the attention is focused on Crys and Guard, Last sneaks over to Guard's saddlebag and slips a bottle of moonshine into his pocket.*
[Sneak 100/100] SUCESS

[jacky2734]

((Fine))

[jacky2734]

((Hey, if it's after the day of Sunshine and Rainbows, than shouldn't DJ PON3 be back on the radio?))

[Katarn]

So, it's all usual stuff...Nothing extraordinary..like. Somepony celebrates his birthday or somepony baked cake or just nothing hazardous happened to one of ours...
*Sighs*
I'm not complaining, just if something wouldn't happen to us - this would be really weird.

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