Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Katarn]

I doubt you would be able to roll with monkeywrench in your ass.

[Frost]

True. 

Works kinda like a kickstand, I'd imagine.

[Katarn]

But. You can do pushups with wrench in your ass. And maybe pullups.

[Frost]

Your alien girl's into some weird shit, dude. Do I have to take her to a candlelit dinner at fucking GNC?

[Katarn]

No. If GNC stands for General Nutrition Corporation.
Some pizza in workshop and couple of beers.

[Frost]

Right, right. 

So I'll have to accrue a good deal of money, buy or rent a workshop, fashion or procure a pizza and accompanying liquids, and then manage to lure her from her workshop to mine, where, presumably, the freaky wrench-stuff starts. 

Goddamn, this woman's a lot of work. I'm just trying to get some sparks on the saber, know what I mean?

[Katarn]

If that's so hard, you can just polish your lightsaber, till it sparkles.

[Harmony Ltd.]

that's already what he does all-day long, on the back of his at-st.

[Frost]

Gotta occupy myself while the walker's down somehow. 

Wait. 

Uncomfortable, impractical armor with ineffective camouflage. 

Not that good with precision fire (though I'm good with automatic weapons)

Little to no conscience to speak of. 

Easily distracted by mind tricks (alcohol and porn)

I and my peers work and live in terror of our Dark Lord Sergeant Major.

Part of a massive army that fights small rebellions.

Guys, I think I'm a stormtrooper.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Wow. You're just figuring this out now?

Took you long enough.

[Frost]

Hey, don't make fun of me. I'm weak minded and shit. 

Only question now is what drove these idiots to actually clone someone like me.

[Katarn]

Don't worry. Clones was before you. Now it's just recruits.

[Tytan]

Storm troopers aren't clones, at least not most of them. Much like our modern military they're the middle to lower class people and farm boys that gets conned into signing their lives over to the government. And it should be mentioned that only one non-human has made it to a rank above lieutenant, so racism is alive and strong in the empire.

[Frost]

Hey, I wasn't conned. 

I mean, they talked about the pay..... Shit. 

And the medical...... Shit 

And the VA.....shit

And the job would be fun.....shit

And the travel......shit

Fuck me, then. Okay.

[Scienza]

Gotta occupy myself while the walker's down somehow. 

Wait. 

Uncomfortable, impractical armor with ineffective camouflage. 

Not that good with precision fire (though I'm good with automatic weapons)

Little to no conscience to speak of. 

Easily distracted by mind tricks (alcohol and porn)

I and my peers work and live in terror of our Dark Lord Sergeant Major.

Part of a massive army that fights small rebellions.

Guys, I think I'm a stormtrooper.

If they start talking about a snazzy new posting on a massive station packing enough heat to destroy am entire planet, well, you know...

[Frost]

But they said it had a gym and a whole PX there. That's way too good to pass up.

[Guest]

So this is what taking drugs feel like?

I feel my IQ dropping just by repeated exposure to these posts.

No, based on observations of some of my college friends, and anecdotes from other friends, taking drugs has several symptoms:
1. Ordering waaay too much cheap pizza, and then sharing it with everyone.
2. Watching The Lion King and freaking the hell out because of hallucinations.
3. Making friends with one of the guest speakers at the college.
4. Chasing another friend around the house because she kept shouting "You have to wake up!" to him while he was on acid.
5. Falling asleep on the couch.
6. Needing to be babysat.
7. Wandering five feet outside and immediately feeling lost, causing panic.
8. Sitting around playing League of Legends for eight hours.

[tylertoon2]

So this is what taking drugs feel like?

I feel my IQ dropping just by repeated exposure to these posts.

No, based on observations of some of my college friends, and anecdotes from other friends, taking drugs has several symptoms:
1. Ordering waaay too much cheap pizza, and then sharing it with everyone.
2. Watching The Lion King and freaking the hell out because of hallucinations.
3. Making friends with one of the guest speakers at the college.
4. Chasing another friend around the house because she kept shouting "You have to wake up!" to him while he was on acid.
5. Falling asleep on the couch.
6. Needing to be babysat.
7. Wandering five feet outside and immediately feeling lost, causing panic.
8. Sitting around playing League of Legends for eight hours.

Shit this is me without drugs.

[Frost]

Your friends have been gettin' the good shit, then. All the  druggies do back home is twitch and stab people.*

*Mostly around Iron's neighborhood, though**

**Mostly just Iron, actually

[Ironmonger]

Your friends have been gettin' the good shit, then. All the  druggies do back home is twitch and stab people.*

*Mostly around Iron's neighborhood, though**

**Mostly just Iron, actually

Yep. The empty houses in my area? My doing, while high on caffeine. By the way, that bowie knife you gave me works great.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Frost really does have a bad influence on the other, impressionable kids.

We'll need to put him into solitary if this continue. The attrition rate among the New Meat is getting close to the threshold.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Oh, by the way, re:"the patients are running the asylum"

I really recommend Philip K. Dick's "Clans of the Alphane Moon"

I remember it was pretty great, and I think a lot of you would appreciate it

[Frost]

Frost really does have a bad influence on the other, impressionable kids.

We'll need to put him into solitary if this continue. The attrition rate among the New Meat is getting close to the threshold.

Far as I recall, CB5, BAA, and Sci all came in about the same time. It's not my fault that Sci's the only one out of the bunch not to be a window-licking fuckbucket.

[Frost]

Way I see it, I can stop being mean to people when people stop being rock-munching inbreds

[Scienza]

Far as I recall, CB5, BAA, and Sci all came in about the same time. It's not my fault that Sci's the only one out of the bunch not to be a window-licking fuckbucket.

Yay! 

I want that on my tombstone.

[Frost]

No response I can give to that does not make it sound like I plan to murder you. 

A situation I find myself in surprisingly often.

[Tytan]

[Katarn]

Side question, since I've missed it somehow.
Where is Robo?

[Tytan]

He's been busy with projects.

[Katarn]

Oh. Okay. Thanks.

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