Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

Aaaaand guess what Brigade is already in the works to be put onto the deployment cycle because it's extensively trained in dealing with that exact situation. 2-1 AD. It's already known that we'd be the first ones to go in when regular line units start getting sent. Yes, "when." Anyone with a knowledge of history can see what's coming.

[iLateralGX]

Not sure how I feel about this. 

On one hand ISIS is a problem that nobody likes. Nobody however seems willing or are simply unable to handle them.

On the other this could easily become a slippery slope and just as Frost said it looks like that slope is already about to be ridden down.

Edit: I seriously can't word this well so I am just going to leave it, screw you tiredness.

[Guest]

Wow, helluva roller coaster 24 hours. Went from a cataclysmic low to one of the highest states I've ever been in. Saw fuckin' Cynic at a concert. Fantastic band, really good live, too, and when they did this song it was just exquisite. First note and everyone went wild, and they played it perfect. Supporting bands were pretty great, too; some of 'em were a bit Coheed and Cambria for my tastes (still very talented, though), but Lesser Key had a really nice vibe to 'em. Reminded me of Katatonia. Great atmosphere in the crowd, too - small venue, and the people who came knew exactly what to expect, knew all the old songs and even some of the ones off the new album. Had an absolute blast.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Aaaaand guess what Brigade is already in the works to be put onto the deployment cycle because it's extensively trained in dealing with that exact situation. 2-1 AD. It's already known that we'd be the first ones to go in when regular line units start getting sent. Yes, "when." Anyone with a knowledge of history can see what's coming.

Well, on the bright side... You'll get to be in the history books.   

[Katarn]

Frost will come to visit me? :o

[Harmony Ltd.]

Unless you live in the Middle-east, probably not.

The US doesn't want to piss Russia -too- much. Just enough to assert superior size of its metaphorical penis.

[Guest]

But Russia can look at Florida anytime it wants.

[Katarn]

I think Russia would more gladly look at Alas..oh...clever. :)

[Frost]

Frost will come to visit me? :o

Probably not, but you can always visit me if the job situation works out.

Speaking of foreigners wising up and coming to America, are you still planning on coming to visit your sister or whoever, Harm? I remember hearing about that like five months ago.

[RoboRed]

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[Katarn]

Thunderstruck by Steve'n'Seagulls:

[Katarn]

So..when you try DL Java from Russia (at very least that what my friend says), you get this.

[Frost]

Well, that's the final straw. War is inevitable.

[Cptadder]

So Batman Assault on Arkham is surprisingly enjoyable and once again demonstrates why Animation DC can crank on 500% better movies than Film DC. Things like Under the Red Hood or Superman/Batman: Apocalypse or heck some of the TV show three parts.

Lets just say I'm a sucker for anything Amanda Waller.

[RoboRed]

Also about 20 minutes ago I made one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I was handling jalapenos because we were making some pico de gallo. I ate some of the membrane and seeds from the jalapeno, pretty hot but not that bad.

I was however not using gloves and did not wash my hands and proceeded to touch my eye like an idiot.

Lets just say I now know what it feels like to have your eyes on fire. I am just glad we were using jalapenos and not the habaneos we have.

Edit: TL;DR maced myself with extremely weak homemade mace.

I have a story similar to this one that my parents told me about.

One time, my parents were cutting up some really hot chili peppers, and my uncle was helping them. This was way back when early in their marriage when this happened, so he hadn't ever worked with chili peppers before. After a while from helping them handle the peppers, he needed to take a bathroom break. A minute later, they heard sort of a "howling" noise coming from the bathroom.

He didn't wash his hands before handling his junk. They were joking about "great balls of fire" afterwards.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Frost will come to visit me? :o

Probably not, but you can always visit me if the job situation works out.

Speaking of foreigners wising up and coming to America, are you still planning on coming to visit your sister or whoever, Harm? I remember hearing about that like five months ago.

I am at this very moment in Atlanta, waiting for my flight to miami. Which has been delayed 1 hour and a half.

Also, it's after waiting a whole hour at the US customs that you really start appreciating the benefits of the European Union and the Schengen Zone.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Well, that's the final straw. War is inevitable.

Note that in this particular it's the US doing the embargoing, not Russia

[Harmony Ltd.]

Anyway, only in the airport, and I'm already feeling high levels of MURCA


Also US Dollar bills totally feel like monopoly money when you're used to Euro bills.

[Harmony Ltd.]

CNN running in the background in the waiting room.

There's blood dripping from my ears. I think that's my brain leaking out...

[Harmony Ltd.]

Does Karl Marx's "Capital" count as "hazardous material" to the TSA?

[Frost]

Well, if you don't look too much like a communist whore, you can at least try to pass it off as "knowing the enemy as you know yourself. TSA eats Sun Tzu right up, trust me.

Anywho, you'll obviously be making a stop to El Paso, yes? Not really an option. You will. I just advise doing so either before next Sunday, or around three weeks after that point, since between then I'll be in Gunnery and be in the field the whole time.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Sadly, no chance. I'm here with family for the whole trip.

Maybe next year, who the hell knows?

Though thinking about it I'll probably won't have vacations next year... At least not in august.

[Frost]

Sadly, no chance. I'm here with family for the whole trip.

Ditch 'em. When they ask why, tell them you're "mentally preparing them for when you deploy."

[Harmony Ltd.]

Heh. But no.

Don't take it wrong, but as fun as shooting guns with inebriated rednecks sound, it rates slightly lower than cap fucking canaveral AND Orlando combined in the same trip.

[Frost]

Breh, this is El Paso we're talkin' about. You can either pick up drink Cuban chicks in bars alone, or you can pick up drunk Mexican chicks in bars with me. And trust me, it's a lot easier to hide a body in Texas. Plus, the annual Bataan Death March out on White Sands is coming up. You could go to Disney World or whatever gay POG shit, or you could come with me on a 26 mile ruckmarch through the desert in the dead of a Texas summer. 

When your friends stop scarfing down raw snails and each others' cocks long enough to ask you how your vacation was, do you want your answer to be "oh, it was fun." Or do you want your answer to be "oh, it was hard-fucking-core."?

[Harmony Ltd.]

We'll see about that.

Later.

And anyway I'm already almost maxing on ghetto-cred by saying that I'm going to florida for my vacations. Your proposal would be overkill.

I must up my ghetto-cred max cap first.

[Frost]

This ain't even ghetto-cred, bruh. This is man-cred. Infantryman-cred. If you can finish the Death March, I might stop referring to you as "My Pog-Ass Surrender-Monkey friend."

But probably not.

[iLateralGX]

If you said you lived in Florida for 17 years like I did how much ghetto-cred would you get?

[Frost]

Relevant:

[Harmony Ltd.]

If you said you lived in Florida for 17 years like I did how much ghetto-cred would you get?

Negated by the fact you're a fat-ass murcan.

Sorry, I'm not the one making the rules, I just work here.

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