Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Kattlarv]

Yes I can... basically, see it like if you put some people in a room, gave them peanut butter, a bag of sandwiches and marmalade. Now, what'd you expect these people do with this? (and yes, this is another metaphor/comparison) Like, they literally have EVERYTHING served to their face. What do they do? Several rush up, knock the jars aside, pee on the bread, rip out their testicles, put it between two slices and stands on the table, holding them out of reach from the others going "durr! We made PEE-NUT and jelly? sandwiches!" like... they have ALL the material there... why do they go out of their way, just to make a badly misplaced cock joke in order to pander to the norm? I mean, Jeebus, even CSI miami has more classy puns. They're making Crusty or whomever seem fresh and original...

... honestly reminded of that time the Nostalgia Critic racked on that... family something... something... basically it was just a "retard stereotype" of "generic stupid x person laughing at poop jokes". Just like, "oh no, we can't do anything too clever, it'd hurt their diminutive brains!"

The difference being is you give them the jar every week and expect something different. So yeah at this point they do exactly what you expect. So again I'm going to repeat what I said, you cannot be disappointed when you get what you expect.

If someone disappoints you once then the matter could simply be they're not living up to there potential. They dissapoint you continually, never ever once have they been capable of doing anything but disappointing you? Than you're expectations of them are higher then they could ever reach. Not expecting what you're seeing at this point is simply being ignorant of the evidence provided to you.

I don't give them the jar every week, it's different every single week, yet they stand and drool as retards unless they can come up with a cock joke regarding the situation. And stretches every other situation to be a cock joke. So yeah, I guess it's stupid to expect some effort or originality... but still... there's occasionally this one genius, but they're often jumped if they try something unique...

@Tytan: (above topic) Guess that is a quite good comparison... but my main problem is that the majority seem to line up, arf and clap at those that constantly turn in the "half the pieces missing, having made a phallic symbol of the lego", yet as said, this seems to be generally accepted as a norm. As said before: If the type of half-assed and quality gaps people got in art and etc was displayed in regular work places, those people would be out of there so damn fast in most cases. Like "30 % of the people that use this medicine die? ... meh, good enough, it works." or "hum, these houses will only manage to stay warm during summer? eh, it's my style!". It doesn't work like that!

And no, I don't expect it to be more awesome each time. Just to like... as said: they've made quite a few lazy choices. It wouldn't hurt if they had padded those, or picked a little better ones. And the few non-phallic jokes throw out (of the "things that can be seen as innuendos") there has just had the fandom go "durr" and walk around aimlessly, as they don't know how to deal with anything that doesn't have a dick. Like, for random: Anyone ever seen a male unicorn get a hornjob? As everyone I've checked that like them, think it's "because it resembled a penis", thus like it when a mare, that obviously is lacking the superior genital, (/sarcasm) gets one, but none has done a hornjob to what I've seen, as they "already have the superior version, thus no longer need the supplement. So, again, get a bit deadpan that there's a lot that go with a "penis>horn>balls>tits>vulva" in terms of arousal, trailing off topic here, but meh, toning out of my red rage xD

@Valik: (pin ups) Ah, that one. Not a fan of the hells, but otherwise it's neat :P
And ah... pin-ups, the hooves and holly folio failed so horribly at that xD  Heck, it was a train-wreck as a whole xP
False and incorrect advertisement, customer service lying or not knowing shit about its product, not even having 50 % correct in what it promised in content, was half-assed, if even that in the actually promised product along with also having a alt version that kicked the ass in terms of effort and quality of the original versions, along with making that the main goal for everyone that bought it... that to me at least is a failure in terms of what it was "supposed" to do... bit like selling tickets to a wrestling match which only lasts the introduction, then showing ballet instead, with professional break-dancers opening the show and only having people come because they serve free beer for only a 4 $ admission fee during the breaks. Like, sure, even if you got sold out, it feels like you failed considering <20 % didn't even watch the ballet...

@EP: (nsfw) Trailing off aside, almost tempted to ask for whatever it is that now caught your eyes... but quite sure I'd just deadpan and point out how they messed or neglected some shit up... not 107 on that ofc, but there's always a chance considering how half-assed the average artist is.

@Swicked: (nsfw) well, could otherwise just do a "I has has porn, who wants?" and all that wants, just simply PM's said person for a link... but tbh, even if against the tos, almost feel like we could do with a like...  link to a blog or somewhere we all keep shiz we wana show.

[Guest]

I finished attack on titan... I'm not sure if there's supposed to be more or if it ended in an oddplace like highschool of the dead. It ends at episode 25 on netflix, no idea if there's more or not.

Speaking of highschool of the dead AOT plays out a lot like a zombie story honestly. You've got the near immortal creatures that are for the most part are incredibly dumb and only truly dangerous in a group. There are notable exceptions but generally that's true.

There's also the comical Titans. It's hard to take them seriously when one of the characters will say "This world's hell" and have one of these titans waddle down the street. I'm not afraid of the Titans, the Titans are a joke.

And nobody tries, no one. These titans are often seen devouring humans whole. They are later said to not have a digestive tract or a system,something. Anyway it implies that once inside the stomach there no acids to digest you, however it is said that the Titans have very high body tempertures (To the point that when they're cut steam comes out.) so the conclusion I'm coming to is you would survive in their stomach until you bake. Now,when someone manages to kill a titan they never once cut their stomachs open. They cry and scream over people being eaten and they don't actually do anything about it.

[Stringtheory]

I finished attack on titan... I'm not sure if there's supposed to be more or if it ended in an oddplace like highschool of the dead. It ends at episode 25 on netflix, no idea if there's more or not.

No, that's just the end of season 1, there's more of the manga, they'll make season 2 when there's enough of the manga.

[Ironmonger]

big images:

Oh, this equestria girls sequel is going to be hilarious...

[Guest]

@Iron (Death Angel)
First song was nice, melodic sort of thrash. Never been a big fan of thrash, but it's nice. Vocals are pretty good. Production sounds good - not overproduced - and instrumentation isn't super complex but it's fast and that's what counts. :P Second song has a nice shoutout (or should I say screamout?) to Slayer's Angel of Death in the beginning. Third song reminds me of Megadeth. Not a fan of the clean, simplistic refrain, personally. Anyway, it's a nice album. The Black Sabbath cover lacked some punchiness, I think - the bass didn't sound as good, and the vocals seemed like they were... well, not as good as the original's, but the original was Dio so it's probably unfair to compare them.

BTW you might check out Behemoth's upcoming album if you're looking into symphonic stuff, the two songs I've heard on it had some very tasteful trumpet bits. The album itself is pretty distasteful, no doubt - Behemoth albums generally are, unless you're into their weird use of the iconography of religious and fictional Satanism (which essentially boils down to horror movie aesthetics and 'murica levels of freedom-loving) - but it sounds like they're going for a more accessible sound than their previous one without toning down the power.

[Ironmonger]

@Cobalt

I took a moment to listen to one of Behemoth's tracks. I have to say that I actually like their sound.

Unrelated:

Update on Mister Frost:

[Scyto Harmony]

[RoboRed]

ironlulz:

[Guest]

*Grumbles about videos being embedded and having no source link.*

[RoboRed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeRV8iVWtbY

[Kattlarv]

@Cobalt

I took a moment to listen to one of Behemoth's tracks. I have to say that I actually like their sound.

Unrelated:

Update on Mister Frost:

Tell him I said fiskmåssås.

[StoneSlinger88]

@Cobalt

I took a moment to listen to one of Behemoth's tracks. I have to say that I actually like their sound.

Unrelated:

Update on Mister Frost:

Tell him he better not fucking buy an AR-15 with the money. Tell him to think of all the 7.62x54R he could get instead.

[RoboRed]

assorted lulz:

Unrelated:

Update on Mister Frost:

for frost:

[Tytan]

adorable batpone (also beware of feels):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xG_NOUiJ808

[Tytan]

Lol:

[RoboRed]

Silly Japaneses: http://kotaku.com/forget-square-watermelons-japan-now-has-pentagon-shape-1512232247

[Katarn]

[Moodyman90]

Spoiler:

That was on my facebook wall.

[Ironmonger]

ironlulz:

Looks like that critter was rather heavy handed.

[Guest]

Read this. It gets a tiny bit technical, but it's fascinating stuff. I think I might post it in the main PH thread too, 'cos it's a bit relevant.

[Tytan]

camobait:

[Katarn]

[RoboRed]

camobait:

[Ironmonger]

camobait:

>Wolf whistle.

[Valikdu]

Apparently, EA has released a mobile version of Dungeon Keeper.

And, if the angered players are to be believed, it can't be played normally at all unless you use microtransactions like crazy (like $10 per mission).

FU, EA.

[Guest]

Apparently, EA has released a mobile version of Dungeon Keeper.

And, if the angered players are to be believed, it can't be played normally at all unless you use microtransactions like crazy (like $10 per mission).

FU, EA.

I wouldn't be surprised. Aren't those the guys that said they wanted to charge money to reload the player's weapon after they'd been playing a certain amount of time? I think they were referencing a title you have to pay 60 USD for too.

[Guest]

Strangely enough I played PVZ2 and up till the point I played you didn't have to buy anyhing. I do suspect the mission I quit on you were probably required to use a power.

In fairness you could probably get the in game currency. Took more time than I wanted to put in to it though.

[Penby]

Ah, EA. The seal of quality

[Moodyman90]

I'm still a tiny bit annoyed at the fact Plants vs Zombies 2 hasn't had a Steam release yet, if at all. I haven't heard much since it came out last July, but you could still play the game normally and beat it, just that many of the classic plants you had to buy to be able to use and apparently it took forever to reach the amount needed to buy them with in game currency.

[Valikdu]

Ah, EA. The seal of quality

*insert a photo of a seal clubber at work with an EA logo photoshopped onto clothing*

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