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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:24 pm
Harmony Ltd. wrote:Animistic Secluded Saint Canceling Rain Around Canadian Kings
I laughed heartily at this. Well played, friend.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Moodyman90 Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:28 pm
Took me two readings but I got it as well. Just as Iron said, well played.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:34 pm
To Read On Latin Linguistics Or Party?
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by CamoBadger Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:35 pm
dirty boyHarmony Ltd. wrote:To Read On Latin Linguistics Or Party?
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Thu Dec 26, 2013 7:48 pm
I Never Noticed, Only Could Ever Net Tamagotchis.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Frost Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:20 pm
Geez, Our Denizens Dont Always Make Nonsense; We'll Have Our Readers Explain.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:41 pm
Butane Union Took Tate's Farm Until Cleveland's Karate Emancipates Roaches.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by CamoBadger Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:45 pm
Please, for the love of god, don't let this become a thing.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by CamoBadger Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:02 pm
Oh god I can't stop laughing.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:03 pm
CamoBadger wrote:Please, for the love of god, don't let this become a thing.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Aonee Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:08 pm
So, has anyone else seen this?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56826/1/yes-apple-bloom-there-is-a-santa-hooves/scanned-in-version
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56826/1/yes-apple-bloom-there-is-a-santa-hooves/scanned-in-version
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Tytan Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:35 pm
- Don't know how Iron feels about lions, but this is probably ironbait (also would be a cool wallpaper):
![[Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread. - Page 3 Tumblr_ml8mf7HaJ31qargfho1_500](https://31.media.tumblr.com/aed7a9db7fc1447dfdfdee5e8f2e7b7e/tumblr_ml8mf7HaJ31qargfho1_500.jpg)
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Scyto Harmony Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:41 pm
Aonee wrote:So, has anyone else seen this?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56826/1/yes-apple-bloom-there-is-a-santa-hooves/scanned-in-version
I like it. Heart warming and all that jazz.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Tytan Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:43 pm
- Something we can all relate to.:
![[Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread. - Page 3 Tumblr_mvi2hpOMlD1qacgvao1_1280](https://24.media.tumblr.com/3d4dfba2efeb6431457fd1f235641bac/tumblr_mvi2hpOMlD1qacgvao1_1280.jpg)
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Okay, maybe we can't relate to it.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:46 pm
Tytan wrote:
- Don't know how Iron feels about lions, but this is probably ironbait (also would be a cool wallpaper):
I'd be lion if I said I didn't like large predators.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by cb5 Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:51 pm
Hold on a second, imma gonna let you finish, but I would much rather be morgan freeman.Tytan wrote:
- Something we can all relate to.:
Okay, maybe we can't relate to it.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:22 am
I made a few changes to how this list thing works now. I managed to get one of my friends to collaborate with me.
- Things that Ironmonger and Craterfist are no longer allowed to do in RPGs:
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28) Ironmonger is not allowed to modify Craterfist’s cybercat with a tail-mounted air rifle, even if there are Belgians in the area.
29) Ironmonger and Craterfist cannot use “Smite Evil” on their undead characters at any time, even if a PC is monologuing.
30) Craterfist cannot use emptied food cans as suppressors for firearms of any kind, especially flintlocks.
31) Ironmonger is not allowed to use pigeons as firebombs, even if the enemy stronghold is made mostly of wood.
32) Craterfist is not allowed to create or modify a character with a butt, bosom, or any genetalia over one ton.
33) Ironmonger is not allowed to fill a crocodile with gunpowder and use it as an improvised artillery piece.
34) Craterfist is not allowed to mount the heads of his enemies on sticks or polearms and call them sentries.
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36) If Ironmonger makes any pun that could be consider heinously low-quality, he is to be punched in the solar plexus.
37) Craterfist cannot convince people that his capillaries are circuits because he plays video games so frequently.
38) Ironmonger is not allowed to laugh like a hick when using lever-action weapons. Pump-action rifles are frowned upon as well.
39) Craterfist cannot weaponize anything resembling a phallus too closely, including a phallus itself.
40) Ironmonger is not allowed to convince people that his blood is 95% moonshine.
41) Craterfist is not allowed to play hackysack with an undead skull.
42) Ironmonger is not allowed to claim that anyone from the south has the racial trait “can grow tobacco in place of body hair.”
43) Craterfist is not allowed to spontaneously mutate other creatures into pets.
44) Ironmonger cannot name any double-barreled weapon “Two Steps From Hell”.
45) Craterifst is not allowed to make himself sound like Jar-Jar Binks to mess with Star Wars fans.
46) Ironmonger is not allowed to use “Mind Control” to make squirrels harass people by throwing acorns from trees.
47) Craterfist is not allowed to declare that he is an anarchist and run off into the woods.
48) Ironmonger is not allowed to shove people down the stairs to save ammunition.
49) Craterfist is not allowed to strap the advanced zombies to the hood of a taxi and play chicken.
50) Ironmonger will acknowledge that suggesting that everyone maul the snobbish noble with meat cleavers is disturbing and not good for morale.
51) Craterfist is not allowed to rig the head of a screamer of any sort to the horn of a taxi for use as a vehicle horn.
52) Ironmonger will not scream “for the confederacy” every time combat is initiated.
53) Craterfist is forbidden from painting everything in Princess Luna’s colors, especially himself.
54) Ironmonger will not declare that the club “cannot even handle” him after damaging the weapon beyond repair.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Craterfist Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:34 am
Indeed, he has gotten me to collab with him.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by cb5 Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:06 am
. . . How drunk are you guys when you play?Ironmonger wrote:I made a few changes to how this list thing works now. I managed to get one of my friends to collaborate with me.
- Things that Ironmonger and Craterfist are no longer allowed to do in RPGs:
27) After getting Craterfist’s cybercat drunk, Ironmonger is not allowed to roll a save when it tries to rip his face off.
28) Ironmonger is not allowed to modify Craterfist’s cybercat with a tail-mounted air rifle, even if there are Belgians in the area.
29) Ironmonger and Craterfist cannot use “Smite Evil” on their undead characters at any time, even if a PC is monologuing.
30) Craterfist cannot use emptied food cans as suppressors for firearms of any kind, especially flintlocks.
31) Ironmonger is not allowed to use pigeons as firebombs, even if the enemy stronghold is made mostly of wood.
32) Craterfist is not allowed to create or modify a character with a butt, bosom, or any genetalia over one ton.
33) Ironmonger is not allowed to fill a crocodile with gunpowder and use it as an improvised artillery piece.
34) Craterfist is not allowed to mount the heads of his enemies on sticks or polearms and call them sentries.
35) Ironmonger is not allowed to mount the head of any member of the deer family on an object just to say that it’s “endearing”.
36) If Ironmonger makes any pun that could be consider heinously low-quality, he is to be punched in the solar plexus.
37) Craterfist cannot convince people that his capillaries are circuits because he plays video games so frequently.
38) Ironmonger is not allowed to laugh like a hick when using lever-action weapons. Pump-action rifles are frowned upon as well.
39) Craterfist cannot weaponize anything resembling a phallus too closely, including a phallus itself.
40) Ironmonger is not allowed to convince people that his blood is 95% moonshine.
41) Craterfist is not allowed to play hackysack with an undead skull.
42) Ironmonger is not allowed to claim that anyone from the south has the racial trait “can grow tobacco in place of body hair.”
43) Craterfist is not allowed to spontaneously mutate other creatures into pets.
44) Ironmonger cannot name any double-barreled weapon “Two Steps From Hell”.
45) Craterifst is not allowed to make himself sound like Jar-Jar Binks to mess with Star Wars fans.
46) Ironmonger is not allowed to use “Mind Control” to make squirrels harass people by throwing acorns from trees.
47) Craterfist is not allowed to declare that he is an anarchist and run off into the woods.
48) Ironmonger is not allowed to shove people down the stairs to save ammunition.
49) Craterfist is not allowed to strap the advanced zombies to the hood of a taxi and play chicken.
50) Ironmonger will acknowledge that suggesting that everyone maul the snobbish noble with meat cleavers is disturbing and not good for morale.
51) Craterfist is not allowed to rig the head of a screamer of any sort to the horn of a taxi for use as a vehicle horn.
52) Ironmonger will not scream “for the confederacy” every time combat is initiated.
53) Craterfist is forbidden from painting everything in Princess Luna’s colors, especially himself.
54) Ironmonger will not declare that the club “cannot even handle” him after damaging the weapon beyond repair.
55) Craterfist cannot mutate pets into other creatures, especially other PC’s.
Also I almost got in a accident today and it made me realize why my vision is so bad. I can't see shit during the day time. I'm going to have to get tinted glasses to wear everywhere cause I almost became a pancake, cause during a bright sunny day where the sun is shinning I literally can not see shit.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Ironmonger Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:32 am
cb5 wrote:
. . . How drunk are you guys when you play?
Also I almost got in a accident today and it made me realize why my vision is so bad. I can't see shit during the day time. I'm going to have to get tinted glasses to wear everywhere cause I almost became a pancake, cause during a bright sunny day where the sun is shinning I literally can not see shit.
We are never drunk, that's just how we are. Also, that's a rather unusual problem to me, as I've never heard of that before. I hope you manage to remedy that.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Guest Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:47 am
@cb5
Might want to see an eye doctor or summat about that (seriously, Chrome? You think "summat" is a word, of all things?). Could be cataracts or something.
Might want to see an eye doctor or summat about that (seriously, Chrome? You think "summat" is a word, of all things?). Could be cataracts or something.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by cb5 Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:58 am
Apparently it's called day blindness. The only thing I can do is wear sunglasses, and personally I don't mind it since I f*cking hate light anyhow.Overlong Analysis Cobalt wrote:@cb5
Might want to see an eye doctor or summat about that (seriously, Chrome? You think "summat" is a word, of all things?). Could be cataracts or something.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Guest Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:28 am
- Ironlulz?:
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by cb5 Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:36 am
Guarddogjr wrote:
- Ironlulz?:
- relevant:
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:11 am
My vision is augmentedcb5 wrote:Apparently it's called day blindness. The only thing I can do is wear sunglasses, and personally I don't mind it since I f*cking hate light anyhow.Overlong Analysis Cobalt wrote:@cb5
Might want to see an eye doctor or summat about that (seriously, Chrome? You think "summat" is a word, of all things?). Could be cataracts or something.
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Fri Dec 27, 2013 4:58 am
Something we've been talking about for as long as I can remember in my family:
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:03 am
http://micthemicrophone.tumblr.com/post/71273249439/tomoyanodengen-deltabrony7
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Guest Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:05 am
@Harmony
I know there's an argument to be made here about the implied threat of violence in the latter, but nonetheless, I'm going to have to go with an *insert cynical snark about the American justice system here.*
Also the mane 6 as raptors is something I never knew I needed.
EDIT: Also check this out. Apparently that's some lake in Tanzania. (Photos are arranged, but still)
I know there's an argument to be made here about the implied threat of violence in the latter, but nonetheless, I'm going to have to go with an *insert cynical snark about the American justice system here.*
Also the mane 6 as raptors is something I never knew I needed.
EDIT: Also check this out. Apparently that's some lake in Tanzania. (Photos are arranged, but still)
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Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.
by Harmony Ltd. Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:35 am
Nice pictures, yeah.
And it's not just the American justice system, it's also in France and I suspect everywhere where the judiciary is more civilized than "not guilty" and "hang them".
It's just that the more impersonnal a crime is and the more powerful the one accomplishing it is, the less consequences they have to face.
Also there a good La Fontaine's fable on that subject, lemme find a translation...
And it's not just the American justice system, it's also in France and I suspect everywhere where the judiciary is more civilized than "not guilty" and "hang them".
It's just that the more impersonnal a crime is and the more powerful the one accomplishing it is, the less consequences they have to face.
Also there a good La Fontaine's fable on that subject, lemme find a translation...
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