Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

There's a fire elemental fighting a cowboy while a gunship gets eaten by a Shai-Hulud, and the chick in tights is where the fans draw the line where realism is concerned?

[cb5]

There's a fire elemental fighting a cowboy while a gunship gets eaten by a Shai-Hulud, and the chick in tights is where the fans draw the line where realism is concerned?

Oh that's nothing.  In the metal gear solid games you have things like dead psychics possessing cyborgs, dead psychics summoning the dead in a mental battle against your grief, fighting against a mobile nuclear missile base, and such.  Metal Gear Revengeance you have a cyborg who cuts people's spins out and uses them for energy, fighting against a woman who uses their hands as a lance, gunswords and throwing mechas with your bare hands.

I'm confused; I didn't see a female main character in that video.

That was just the trailer for the plot of the story.

[cb5]

...the plot doesn't include the main character?

Nah, metal gear solid five's hero of the story is Big Boss who killed Boss to become Big Boss after Big Boss kills Boss' ghost husband.  Metal Gear Solid five has a ton of main characters one of which is a female character.  Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and 4 focus on Big Boss' clone children.  The metal gear franchise in general has a ton of main characters and supporting characters.
Here's another trailer with the character in question-


I would show you the extended trailer, but that one has electrocution one of the main characters, cutting open someone's stomach to deliver a package, waterboarding and such.

[cb5]

I would show you the extended trailer, but that one has electrocution one of the main characters, cutting open someone's stomach to deliver a package, waterboarding and such.

...hello, I'm something wicked, have we ever met?
Yes, I want the one with torture in it.
Gezz... :P

Don't say I didn't warn you-

Spoiler:

And yes that is the woman they're torturing that the internet is bitching about. I don't know about you, but withstanding electrocution like a boss makes her a pretty strong character. As someone who has been electrocuted before(accidentally) it hurts like hell getting a 120v.

[Valikdu]

All I know about MGS (aside from the memes) is that the story is really long, convoluted and written by a Japanese weirdo. 

That last aspect turns me off completely.

Well, and the fact that I'd have to buy a PS if I actually wanted to try it. PC über alles!

[cb5]

All I know about MGS (aside from the memes) is that the story is really long, convoluted and written by a Japanese weirdo. 

That last aspect turns me off completely.

Well, and the fact that I'd have to buy a friggin' PS if I actually wanted to try it.

MGS in a nutshell:
Imagine if people during the cold war developed a religion around a war hero and chanelled all their red scare paranoia into trying to keep the world under their control to the point they try to kill the war hero cause their beliefs of constant wars to control oppose the war hero's fighting to maintain the peace.

In short:
PEACE? PEACE?! HERESY! HERESY! KILL THE HERETIC! Oh wait, he's our perverbial god! KILL THE FALSE GOD! HERESY!

[cb5]

I would show you the extended trailer, but that one has electrocution one of the main characters, cutting open someone's stomach to deliver a package, waterboarding and such.

...hello, I'm something wicked, have we ever met?
Yes, I want the one with torture in it.
Gezz... :P

Don't say I didn't warn you-

Spoiler:

And yes that is the woman they're torturing that the internet is bitching about.  I don't know about you, but withstanding electrocution like a boss makes her a pretty strong character.  As someone who has been electrocuted before(accidentally) it hurts like hell getting a 120v.

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That was pretty sweet.
Gezz, hands in your stomach like that, she twitched and twisted so much, awesome :D

Anyway, never gotten electrocuted, really, but familiar-enough with its effects. I would figure there would be no greater pain, it aggravating your nervous system so directly.
Burns can be really bad, but electricity can cook you from the inside.
The woman in question's on-screen for all of a half-minute, tops, though.

Actually not having pain killers while being cut open hurts a fuck ton worse. I once got surgery on my finger and turns out I'm immune to oxycodone and oh boy did it hurt like nothing imaginable. Like I have gotten hit by trucks, electrocuted, burned, skin ripped off, extreme hunger and a million other things, but holy fuck did that hurt.

On the scale of one to ten of pain:
Electrocution: 4
Broken bones: 4
SEVERE burns: 5
Ran over: 5(your EVERYTHING will hurt even if you don't break anything)
Skin ripped OFF: 5
Surgery without pain killers: 30!

[cb5]

So they didn't test to see if they were working or something?
Odd o_O

Short version:  My mom should have gotten the fuck out of the operating room and let the doctors do their jobs properly instead of her fucking "all natural" "pray the sickness away" bullshit she used to believe in.  When it's taking eight full grown adults to hold a child down and they're literally about to rip out of their restraints and screaming bloody murder then yeah give them some pain killers cause they're obviously in pain.

Getting surgery without pain killers hurts worse than a gunshot.

...how much skin ripped off?

I skid down a street on my leg once. It ground away a lot of skin, but it was so long ago I can't even remember. Same with when I jumped off this chair as a kid and there was a nail sticking out of it or something and got my cheek ripped open.

I don't want to talk about it cause let's just say I had one hell of a fucked up childhood on par with Rampage from PH level of fucked up.  In fact I constantly have to resist the urge to harm others cause my fucked up childhood taught me that pain was a gift to teach others to appreciate life.  In fact I'm pretty much a real life version of rampage with the personality swings and stuff and extremely violent tendencies minus the drugs.  The only reason why I'm not in prison is my fucked up mentality only shows up when someone is hurting someone I know, and if someone does hurt someone I love then well the attackers tend to scream for mercy within five seconds out of pain and it technically falls under self defense. Do you really want to know more?

[cb5]

Hmmm, now I wonder how old you are.

I had an interesting childhood, too. Really, everything until college. Very violent times, before then.
I'd be interested in anything you'd be willing to tell me, though.

23 about to be 24.

[Ironmonger]

I definitely know what it's like to have a scalpel cut into you while you're awake, but I don't really know to what extent. It's not like I paid much attention to how it happened. =P

[Plasticube]

All I know about MGS (aside from the memes) is that the story is really long, convoluted and written by a Japanese weirdo. 

That last aspect turns me off completely.

Well, and the fact that I'd have to buy a friggin' PS if I actually wanted to try it.

MGS in a nutshell:
Imagine if people during the cold war developed a religion around a war hero and chanelled all their red scare paranoia into trying to keep the world under their control to the point they try to kill the war hero cause their beliefs of constant wars to control oppose the war hero's fighting to maintain the peace.

In short:
PEACE? PEACE?! HERESY! HERESY! KILL THE HERETIC! Oh wait, he's our perverbial god! KILL THE FALSE GOD! HERESY!

Mental image:

Spoiler:

[RoboRed]

tytanbait:

[Scyto Harmony]

Saucy Robobait:

[Tytan]

greatest reaction img i've seen all day:

[Frost]

[Valikdu]

Story of the Blanks, Very Stupid Edition:

[Frost]

[Katarn]

Spoiler:

[Harmony Ltd.]

greatest reaction img i've seen all day:

Dee-Dee, I...

[Harmony Ltd.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

[Ironmonger]

[Harmony Ltd.]

@ Swicked : didn't catch it, then.

Catchy ? More like "WTF am I listening to ?... Well, screw that, it isn't bad."

[Scyto Harmony]

@ Swicked : didn't catch it, then.

Catchy ? More like "WTF am I listening to ?... Well, screw that, it isn't bad."

They have another song, Stonehenge, which is actually really funny.

[Ketchup]

I found this funny:

[Tytan]

Camobait (some saucy):

scytobait (some saucy):

Tytanbait (some saucy):

lastbait (some saucy):

[Frost]

Dat Zecora, and dat third Chrysalis

[Guest]

Oooh. Those are nice. That Zecora though love it.

[cb5]

Camobait (some saucy):

scytobait (some saucy):

Tytanbait (some saucy):

lastbait (some saucy):

God damnit, every last one got me.

Holy shit! Shippers across the internet rejoice!
http://www.theloop.ca/showbiz/article/-/a/2706316/Supernatural-scoop-Mischa-Collins-game-for-Cas-Dean-kiss

[Frost]

Humans are the real ghosts. Or monsters. Or whatever

[Moodyman90]

Before I forget again, Happy Friday the 13th ya'll!

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