Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Tytan]

How do I glock?:

She's about to shoot herself in the foot and gouge open the soft flesh of her hands. Everyone point at her. Point at her and laugh.

Give her some credit. At least she keeps her finger outside the trigger guard until she's ready to maim herself.

[Frost]

How do I glock?:

She's about to shoot herself in the foot and gouge open the soft flesh of her hands. Everyone point at her. Point at her and laugh.

Give her some credit. At least she keeps her finger outside the trigger guard until she's ready to maim herself.

Maybe she's just out of ammo and is intending to launch the magazine at her foe

[Tytan]

How do I glock?:

She's about to shoot herself in the foot and gouge open the soft flesh of her hands. Everyone point at her. Point at her and laugh.

Give her some credit. At least she keeps her finger outside the trigger guard until she's ready to maim herself.

Maybe she's just out of ammo and is intending to launch the magazine at her foe

Perhaps it's not a gun at all, but a cleverly disguised muffin.

[Frost]

How do I glock?:

She's about to shoot herself in the foot and gouge open the soft flesh of her hands. Everyone point at her. Point at her and laugh.

Give her some credit. At least she keeps her finger outside the trigger guard until she's ready to maim herself.

Maybe she's just out of ammo and is intending to launch the magazine at her foe

Perhaps it's not a gun at all, but a cleverly disguised muffin.

"Alright, kids. See these things? These are muffins. Here, taste it. Delicious, right? If you ever see these things lying around, you should you immediately put it in your mouth."

[Tytan]

How do I glock?:

She's about to shoot herself in the foot and gouge open the soft flesh of her hands. Everyone point at her. Point at her and laugh.

Give her some credit. At least she keeps her finger outside the trigger guard until she's ready to maim herself.

Maybe she's just out of ammo and is intending to launch the magazine at her foe

Perhaps it's not a gun at all, but a cleverly disguised muffin.

"Alright, kids. See these things? These are muffins. Here, taste it. Delicious, right? If you ever see these things lying around, you should you immediately put it in your mouth."

"Make sure you wash your hands first, you don't want to catch a cold."

[RoboRed]

cute stallion is cute:

I guess in an anime kind of way.

I concur.

[Frost]

I am sorely tempted to convert now

[Derpmind]

How do I glock?:

I bet there's a design for a gun that works exactly like that.

I am sorely tempted to convert now

There's also Crom.

[StoneSlinger88]

In other news:

[CamoBadger]

Why did he leave? Did it have something to do with his design team splitting up? Or whatever?

Something related to that, yeah. According to what I remember, he was also betrayed by someone in the group that he had a relationship with. And then there were there things going on on the brony community at the time. I remember one situation that he brought up was related to maximillianveers and a rape/attempted rape case.

DISCLAIMER: Robo is very drun atm and cannot thought propelrly.

I can't even.

[Scyto Harmony]

This is good:

[CamoBadger]

New avy time

[Moodyman90]

OOoo. Rather cute.

[Stringtheory]

New avy time

We have a thread for that.

[Frost]

I am sorely tempted to convert now

There's also Crom.

If I follow Crom, do I get to see that short-haired brunette in some scanty fur/leather barbarian getup?

[CamoBadger]

New avy time

We have a thread for that.

…wait, something is wrong here…

[Moodyman90]

The funny thing about Crom is that you're not suppose to pray to him, as he sees that as weakness and thus you're not worthy. Conan telling him to go to hell if he doesn't help is actually what saved his life as Crom wouldn't have done anything otherwise.

[Frost]

The funny thing about Crom is that you're not suppose to pray to him, as he sees that as weakness and thus you're not worthy. Conan telling him to go to hell if he doesn't help is actually what saved his life as Crom wouldn't have done anything otherwise.

So Crom is more like your friend than any other God. You don't go before him, groveling and begging for help that he gives you because you're a weak lamb. You tell him to get his ass over here and pitch in because you helped him move--and he's got like five couches, for fuck's sake--and you already spot him all the time when you go out for drinks.

[Scyto Harmony]

The funny thing about Crom is that you're not suppose to pray to him, as he sees that as weakness and thus you're not worthy. Conan telling him to go to hell if he doesn't help is actually what saved his life as Crom wouldn't have done anything otherwise.

So Crom is more like your friend than any other God. You don't go before him, groveling and begging for help that he gives you because you're a weak lamb. You tell him to get his ass over here and pitch in because you helped him move--and he's got like five couches, for fuck's sake--and you already spot him all the time when you go out for drinks.

Is Crom also a good wingman?

[Moodyman90]

More like:
Person: "I follow Crom!"
Crom: "Go fuck yourself."

Person: "Crom! Help me!"
Crom: "Really go fuck yourself."

Person: "With your help or without it I shall fight till I can't no more, so go Fuck yourself Crom!"
Crom: "You amuse me. You get to live this battle. Don't call for me again."

[Frost]

The funny thing about Crom is that you're not suppose to pray to him, as he sees that as weakness and thus you're not worthy. Conan telling him to go to hell if he doesn't help is actually what saved his life as Crom wouldn't have done anything otherwise.

So Crom is more like your friend than any other God. You don't go before him, groveling and begging for help that he gives you because you're a weak lamb. You tell him to get his ass over here and pitch in because you helped him move--and he's got like five couches, for fuck's sake--and you already spot him all the time when you go out for drinks.

Is Crom also a good wingman?

Not really. He gets off on women's lamentations, so he scares away would-be partners.

[Frost]

More like:
Person: "I follow Crom!"
Crom: "Go fuck yourself."

Person: "Crom! Help me!"
Crom: "Really go fuck yourself."

Person: "With your help or without it I shall fight till I can't no more, so go Fuck yourself Crom!"
Crom: "You amuse me. You get to live this battle. Don't call for me again."

So, while many gods are fueled by prayer (or, in the Norse gods' case, golden apples) the fuck is Crom fueled by? Pillaging? War? cutting people off in traffic because being a dick is basically the job description of a barbarian?

[Moodyman90]

Hell if I know. I have to go look it up. It's been a while since I looked into the Conan universe.

[Frost]

Hell if I know. I have to go look it up. It's been a while since I looked into the Conan universe.

Which is (or at least, was) a peripheral part of the Cthulhu Mythos.

Just by actually giving a damn about humanity, in a not-wanting-to-torture-and-kill-them sort of way, Crom is probably the nicest god around

[Guest]

This may be something for our drinkers

[Tytan]

Camobait dump:

Bait for someone:

Why is she so adorable?:

[cb5]

Camobait dump:

Bait for someone:

Eeyup, that can definitely be considered bait for me as well.

[tylertoon2]

IRON!
IRON!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR OVERBREEDING HATH DONE!

[CamoBadger]

Camobait dump:

DAYUM GURL

[Frost]

Fucked up mouth is fucked up.

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