Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Harmony Ltd.]

We'll live together like one crazy, happy family, just like in the sitcoms!!

 But instead of episodes warning about the dangers of drugs, we'll have whole episodes devoted to a completely hazed Kip telling the kids at home how fucking awesome drugs are. Instead of 'You Go Girl' episodes, we have Kat rambling for half an hour while she runs around bitchslapping everyone. Instead of an anti-gun episode, we'll have my existence. 

So basically, the Cosby Show, but with Spider Jerusalem in lieu of Bill Cosby ?

[Frost]

Essentially. There's also arson involved

[RoboRed]

We'll live together like one crazy, happy family, just like in the sitcoms!!

 But instead of episodes warning about the dangers of drugs, we'll have whole episodes devoted to a completely hazed Kip telling the kids at home how fucking awesome drugs are. Instead of 'You Go Girl' episodes, we have Kat rambling for half an hour while she runs around bitchslapping everyone. Instead of an anti-gun episode, we'll have my existence. 

Not to mention whatever occasional sexytimes happen to go on between Kip and Kim. (It's gonna happen)

So basically, the Cosby Show, but with Spider Jerusalem in lieu of Bill Cosby ?

I just sat for several minutes staring at my screen whilst my brain rolled around my skull in laughter at that very idea.

And at the thought of Spider saying all that in Cosbyspeak. Because that shit never gets old. Ever.

[Kippershy]

Back to this... Frost just wants to live with me.

As for you Harmony...

[Kippershy]

We'll live together like one crazy, happy family, just like in the sitcoms!!

 But instead of episodes warning about the dangers of drugs, we'll have whole episodes devoted to a completely hazed Kip telling the kids at home how fucking awesome drugs are. Instead of 'You Go Girl' episodes, we have Kat rambling for half an hour while she runs around bitchslapping everyone. Instead of an anti-gun episode, we'll have my existence. 

Yup.




Now who remembers my favourite drug?

[Frost]

Back to this... Frost just wants to live with me.

 Well, uh, I mean.....if you're cool with that......

[Moodyman90]

Keep going guys, I'm trying to convince the reps of various networks to pick us up. It may only last one episode that's never seen on TV but it's gonna be a hell of a good time.

[Ironmonger]

As I read over this, my brain is...running out of...my ear.

>random hand gestures.

[Kippershy]

Back to this... Frost just wants to live with me.

 Well, uh, I mean.....if you're cool with that......

It's cool brah.

[Meleagridis]

The final episode shows someone pressing down on a dynamite plunger  then the house explodes.

Don't you mean the second episode? If not the first?

[Ironmonger]

The final episode shows someone pressing down on a dynamite plunger  then the house explodes.

Don't you mean the second episode? If not the first?

>Puts hand over your mouth.
Shhh, quit raising the bar. By the time finale rolls around, we'd have to nuke the world.

[Frost]

Back to this... Frost just wants to live with me.

 Well, uh, I mean.....if you're cool with that......

It's cool brah.

 Oh, how strange. Someone seems to have packed my things into boxes marked with "for the move in with Kipper."

Odd.

[Derpmind]

Would this new group be interested in some unconventional, slightly experimental psychotherapy? I'm completely unqualified fun and cheap!

[Kippershy]

Back to this... Frost just wants to live with me.

 Well, uh, I mean.....if you're cool with that......

It's cool brah.

 Oh, how strange. Someone seems to have packed my things into boxes marked with "for the move in with Kipper."

Odd.

Just don't forget the...

Spoiler:

[Meleagridis]

[quote="Ironmonger"]

>Puts hand over your mouth.
Shhh, quit raising the bar. By the time finale rolls around, we'd have to nuke the world.

Mph mph mphm mphns.*

*I don't see the problem.

[Frost]

Just don't forget the...

Spoiler:

 *Fights rising blush*

Is this an offer to make me scream?

[Kippershy]

WELL

...I hadn't thought of that, but now you mention it.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Have to go to the kitchen.

A cucumber is awaiting me.

[RoboRed]

*pulls out more popcorn*

[Ironmonger]

>Menaces everyone, with a potted plant.

[Meleagridis]

>Menaces everyone, with a potted plant.

[Frost]

Have to go to the kitchen.

A cucumber is awaiting me.

 Have you learned nothing?

Carrots, my friend. Carrots.

[Kippershy]

Have to go to the kitchen.

A cucumber is awaiting me.

More like you're awaiting the cucumber

[Ironmonger]

>Menaces everyone, with a potted plant.

You sir, are a dead brilliant man.  

[Frost]

I'm fun and cheap!

 Hey, that's my business slogan!

[Frost]

Alright, so I've got something on my mind that's just been bugging me. 

If you make someone jerk off at gunpoint, is it rape, or what? Assuming you never touched them.

[Moodyman90]

If not rape then some kind of sexual harassment.

Speaking of gunpoint, while I usually ask who wants a character in my X-Com games, Frost, would you be oppose of me having a soldier based off of you in my next game?

[Kippershy]

Sexual assault, I suppose. If you're not physically touching them yourself or with any item that's used to protrude into them, you're not raping them.
Sexual harassment might even be what it ends up being, but no worse than S.A

[Frost]

Eh, go for it, Mood. Watch out; I'm a teamkilling fuck

[Moodyman90]

Any particular class in mind or just wherever I can fit you?

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