Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Thanks for the third link, Orange.

[StoneSlinger88]

You lied to me internet! I shall smite thee!

. . .

Now I have to figure out how to smite the internet.

[Frost]

Silver bullets

[Harmony Ltd.]

Pull out the power cord.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

SOPA

[Harmony Ltd.]

So, I don't normally watch the videos Youtube suggest me on the front page, but...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gzm0kt4OU

Holy shit.

Just... Damn.

That's terrifying.

[Ironmonger]

Managed to get some stuff going on my FoE side-fic, and I'm pretty sure I adopted a new cat without trying.

[Stringtheory]

Managed to get some stuff going on my FoE side-fic, and I'm pretty sure I adopted a new cat without trying.

yeah, you don't tend to adopt cats, they tend to adopt you.

[Ironmonger]

Mischievous little fuckers...

[Stringtheory]

Mischievous little fuckers...

this joke sums up dogs and cats very well:
Dog: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need. YOU MUST BE A GOD!
Cat: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need. I MUST BE A GOD!

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Ingredients
2 tablespoons 2% milk
1 tablespoon ketchup
2 tablespoons quick-cooking oats
1 teaspoon onion soup mix
1/4 pound lean ground beef
Additional ketchup, optional
Directions
In a small bowl, combine the milk, ketchup, oats and soup mix. Crumble beef over mixture and mix well. Pat into a microwave-safe mug or custard cup coated with cooking spray.
Cover and microwave on high for 3 minutes or until meat is no longer pink and a thermometer reads 160°; drain.
Let stand for 3 minutes. Serve with additional ketchup if desired. Yield: 1 serving.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Ingredients
1/4 Cup Flour
1/4 Cup Sugar
2 T Cocoa Powder
1 Pinch Salt
2 T Oil
3 T Water
Procedure
Combine all ingredients in a mug till mixed and smooth. Microwave on high for 1 minute 40 seconds. Allow to Cool before enjoying

Tip: For a nice Experience, add a dollop of ice cream while it is fresh out of the microwave

I am currently experimenting with some substitutions using a 2 oz egg. I will let you know how it goes

[Ironmonger]

@Rum
As an amateur chef, I find that interesting.

[CamoBadger]

So, I don't normally watch the videos Youtube suggest me on the front page, but...


www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gzm0kt4OU

Holy shit.

Just... Damn.

That's terrifying.

Holy fucking shit.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

well, turns out the Sous Chef is not going to make a recovery from his leukemia, he's got a week, and I should see him.

mortality in your face. slow, creeping mortality.

[Ironmonger]

So I got the 'grand' idea to figure out how to build a realistic version of the ballistic fist from Fallout. Ideas like this make me feel like a mad scientist who lacks common sense.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

So I got the 'grand' idea to figure out how to build a realistic version of the ballistic fist from Fallout. Ideas like this make me feel like a mad scientist who lacks common sense.

the only problem is ya gots ta reload it...
so finishing move?

[Valikdu]

Meanwhile in Russia.

[Harmony Ltd.]

What city is that Valikdu ? It seems there's a number of viral videos / gifs of that place with tanks crossing that same road.

I suppose there's an armored cavalry base very close to it ?

[Harmony Ltd.]

So, I don't normally watch the videos Youtube suggest me on the front page, but...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gzm0kt4OU

Holy shit.

Just... Damn.

That's terrifying.

Holy fucking shit.

Discussed about that with someone, and he reminded me of a documentary on plane crashes we had seen. In fact, on the same Bagram Air Base.

They said in that documentary that because planes are afraid of being shot at with missiles while they are taking off, they push their birds to the limit to go up as quick as possible.

And as the video seems to indicate the plane was going up at a very steep angle.

Add in the weather, and maybe there was a gust of wind, which destabilized the plane as it was already on the verge of stalling, and *bam*, air crash.



But damn it's terrifying how... inevitable this looks. From the moment on you see the plane angling to its right, you KNOW shit is going to hit the fan, and you can only watch as it happen.

[Valikdu]

What city is that Valikdu ? It seems there's a number of viral videos / gifs of that place with tanks crossing that same road.

I suppose there's an armored cavalry base very close to it ?

It's Nizhny Tagil. Among other things, it's where Uralvagonzavod (the main manufacturer of tanks) is.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Ah, I see. So that's probably them rolling to the test tracks or something ?

[Harmony Ltd.]

And the thunder is rolling
And the rain is falling
Down on me
Down on me

[Harmony Ltd.]

Still running to find
Something to find
Still running to find
Something to get it off
My mind

[Valikdu]

[Harmony Ltd.]

I will not celebrate
That day we meet our fate
I will not great
The One Who Reap

But you have to know my dear
That when we're in this Valley of Fear
The only thing that get me through
Is that I know
Yes I know
Is that I know
That I will be back to you

[Harmony Ltd.]

There will be no flowers
Nor cheers either
When we meet again my dear
I fear that in tears
That it will only end in tears
In tears it end

Because I come home
I come home my dear
I come home not on my feet
Not on my feet I come
But in a box home I come

[Harmony Ltd.]

Sorry, there was heavy rain outside, and this got me in a lyrical mood.

[Valikdu]

On a lighter note: what most Russians think in regards to copyrights.

there was heavy rain outside

*resists making a crack about quick-time events and bad console games*

[Harmony Ltd.]

It's always awkward

when you're being stalked by a videogame.

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