Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:05 pm

On teamspeak

chocobunnysk: "You know if we all met, it'd probably end in an orgy."

Stone: "Nah, there's not enough women for that, and Kim doesn't count. She'd probably show up with a strap on."

by Stringtheory Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:10 pm

Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:On teamspeak

chocobunnysk: "You know if we all met, it'd probably end in an orgy."

Stone: "Nah, there's not enough women for that, and Kim doesn't count. She'd probably show up with a strap on."

Why not a gay orgy?

by Admiral Stoic Rum Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:14 pm

Because I couldn't handle you,

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:15 pm

Correction of my quote:
"If I recall, 'If we ever met up, it would end with an orgy'"

by StoneSlinger88 Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:16 pm

stringtheory wrote:
Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:On teamspeak

chocobunnysk: "You know if we all met, it'd probably end in an orgy."

Stone: "Nah, there's not enough women for that, and Kim doesn't count. She'd probably show up with a strap on."
Why not a gay orgy?

Because man-boobs just aren't acceptable replacements for the real thing.

by StoneSlinger88 Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:29 pm

I think Rainier Wolfcastle would like to speak with you... Spike

by StoneSlinger88 Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:53 pm

swicked wrote:
StoneSlinger88 wrote:I think Rainier Wolfcastle would like to speak with you...
Are you referring to me? If so, I do not understand.
If you are referring to someone else, same problem.

It was a reference to the "Let's Get Silly" clip from the Simpsons.

Spoiler:

by Valikdu Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:57 pm

stringtheory wrote:
Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:On teamspeak

chocobunnysk: "You know if we all met, it'd probably end in an orgy."

Stone: "Nah, there's not enough women for that, and Kim doesn't count. She'd probably show up with a strap on."
Why not a gay orgy?

I'll just leave this here

by OneMoreDaySK Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:22 pm

Dram wrote:"I started with a Rocket Penis, and ended up winning with a Hello Kitty Vibrator."

by Moodyman90 Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:25 pm

Ahahahahaha! Nothing like a good game of Cards.

by Guest Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:48 am

StoneSlinger88 wrote:There was a time when I was stuck with dial-up internet. All I had were these things called "still images". Had to fill it in with my imagination. A lot of video porn is just unappealing, they look like shaved drunken sasquatch trying to grapple.

by StoneSlinger88 Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:48 am

"My uncle told me a story about a buffalo who flew. It did not end well." --CptAdder in the roleplay, talking as the NPC buffalo.

by Admiral Stoic Rum Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:08 am

swicked wrote:
Admiral Stoic Rum wrote:On teamspeak

chocobunnysk: "You know if we all met, it'd probably end in an orgy."

Stone: "Nah, there's not enough women for that, and Kim doesn't count. She'd probably show up with a strap on."
...I know I'm being a buzz kill, but there is roughly no chance in hell she would. She hates "dick girls"/"shemales". Emphasis on "hates".
She prefers women, but if she's going to rape a guy, she doesn't use prosthetics.
Hell, after she's done, you're more than likely to wish she had.
(Seriously, read any of her clopfics, ever.)

Edit:
Oh, and...
RoboRed wrote:
swicked wrote:
RoboRed wrote:
Overlong Analysis Cobalt wrote:Look I'm not saying I ship people, or that I ship you people. I don't have ships. I just think it would be adorable if some of you lot got together and magic happened, that's all.
You know, I'm 90% certain now that if we had a PH get-together IRL somewhere, it would end in a massive orgy.

No wonder Somber is afraid of us.
...remind me to never meet any of you in real life.

come on, theres being a buzz kill and then theres just not being present for the moment, and you weren't present my friend

by Guest Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:40 pm

Last After hearing I got a Chansey in Wonder Trade wrote:
You got a Chansey! That's an Off-Chansey

All of my Rage.

by StoneSlinger88 Sun Feb 16, 2014 12:15 am

"If there was ever a gay bar in Nebraska, it'd be called the Cornhole." --Obs

by **RoboRed** Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:37 pm

Y1 wrote:
Now now, that's nothing to be ashamed of. Some of us are just not interested in violent flesh rending sex, and that's okay! We just need to understand our differences and respect each other's boundaries.

Yay, tolerance!

by **RoboRed** Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:30 pm

Last wrote:Futa is the onions of the internet.

by **RoboRed** Sat May 10, 2014 10:01 pm

stringtheory wrote:Just finished End of Evangelion and am now watching FLCL, its like negative da fuck and positive da fuck are colliding and are cancelling each other out...

by Guest Thu May 29, 2014 12:39 am

Last said while watching Kill La Kill wrote:

Look Guard it's Fear and Clothing in Las Vegas.

This was so dumb and fit the show so perfectly. The sad thing was, he didn't even notice. Iron you need to step up your game, Last might take your throne.

by Ironmonger Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:42 pm

Mister Frost wrote:Ohio is Texas with dementia.

by OneMoreDaySK Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:17 am

Swicked wrote:You need to take all those fucks you were giving and throw them into oncoming traffic

by Silver136 Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:36 am

There's a thread for awesome quotes? Let the all night thread stalking begin!! Sweetie Belle

by Ironmonger Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:30 am

It might seem conceited to quote oneself, but since a friend of mine recorded this for a list of nonsensical things my IRL group says, I may as well post this.

Ironmonger wrote:*petting his friend's dog*
He would make the ultimate pillow...

by Guest Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:53 pm

Me and guard were playing a game last night with some random people. All was well. Then the vote to kick box popped up.

Vote to kick box reason for kicking wrote: Useless as a shit flavored lollipop.

Made an otherwise boring uneventful run very funny.

by Tytan Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:08 pm

Tytan: JESUSCHRISTWTF
[Link Redacted]
Mister Frost: It's like a fucking murder weapon
Tytan: I guess that's one way of looking at the phrase 'Fuck yer brains out'
Mister Frost: "I call it 'The Uppercut'"
Tytan: AKA 'The Cuntpuncher'
Mister Frost: The Fist of Righteousness
Tytan: The Long Arm of the Law
Mister Frost: Vengeance of Aphrodite
Tytan: The TSA Special.
Mister Frost: The Five-Finger Cunt Punch
Tytan: Moctezuma's Other Revenge
Mister Frost: The Fetus-fighter
Tytan: The Morning After Regret Enhancer
Mister Frost: THe Destroyer of Wombs
Tytan: The 501st (Star Wars reference)
Mister Frost: The 101st (Army Reference)
Mister Frost: The one-hundred fist
Tytan: Mine was 'Vader's Fist'.

If you're wondering what we're talking about then you have to ask for the picture. It's a little to NSFW for the forum.

Unless you're Robo, then you already know.

by **RoboRed** Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:23 pm

Oh, I know. My eyes have seen things...

by OneMoreDaySK Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:00 pm

Lizardguy wrote:Well, both Religion and Ponies are trying to teach everyone to get along, but both have horrible followers that make outsiders try to avoid them. I think they have much to discuss.

by Ironmonger Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:09 am

My friend RobtheZombie wrote:"You know what I feel like playing now that we've mentioned hippies? Destroy All Humans."

by Vinylshadow Fri Oct 24, 2014 12:27 pm

Mister Frost wrote:Man, Japan lost its shit. What happened to the days of bloodthirsty, suicidal militarism and fanatical imperialism? Nowadays it's all about spike-haired boy-women and "cute" animals.

I miss the days of seppuku and feudal oppression.

Made me chuckle

by Stringtheory Sun Nov 02, 2014 10:36 pm

Mr. Frost wrote:This forum, of all people, can hardly judge for overanalyzing subtext, particularly in the hunt for lesbians.

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