Re: Cloudsville quotes hall of fame

[Aonee]

https://cloudsville.rpg-board.net/t957-cloudsville-quotes-hall-of-fame#155665
That is all.

You ever have those times where you go somewhere to meet some people and at first you're like, "Am I actually in the right place, or did I just make a huge mistake?" then someone pulls a giant, purple monstrosity out of the deep annals of the internet and slaps you in the face with it and you're like, "Okay, yeah, I'm in the right place."?

[tylertoon2]

Honestly, I think freaky sex would be the first, or maybe the second thing to happen.

I think we'd basically treat each other like twins.

[RoboRed]

1 - Burn assholes
2 - Make energy from them
3 - Solve worldwide energy crisis
4 - World Peace

0-Go to war over differing standards of 'asshole'

[RoboRed]

Wait, that chick's username is ICumWhenIKillMen?

Challenge Accepted, bitch! My powers of disappointing women live on even in death!

This is the most awkward laugh I've had in a long time.

[Tytan]

I have no words.

Frost? Is this one about you? Are you actually a racist bug monster from another dimension?

Hey, I might be an extradimensional racist, but I'm a Human extradimensional racist, thank you very much.

[RoboRed]

It's a Camry. It's so dull it will suck out your soul.

Ah, that explains it. I'm a ginger, no soul.

[tylertoon2]

I think we've reached the Titty Singularity.

[RoboRed]

@ Camo, Robo, and Frost: Camera is ready, lighting is good, sound track is picked out. Alright guys, time to get rich with the video.

I got the record!  Lights, camera, action, music!
♪ GO GO POWER RANGERS! YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS! ♪
Err . . whoops

[RoboRed]

Can't recognize it, sorry.

I can, however, recognize something in the story's description--so much pretension and delusions of artistic grandeur that the only explanation is that the author is the bastard lovechild of Quentin Tarantino and Oscar Wilde's ancient, crusty jizz-towel. I didn't click on it, for fear I'd choke on my own throat because of how far my head would work its way up my own asshole

[RoboRed]

Look I'm not saying I ship people, or that I ship you people. I don't have ships. I just think it would be adorable if some of you lot got together and magic happened, that's all.  

You know, I'm 90% certain now that if we had a PH get-together IRL somewhere, it would end in a massive orgy.

No wonder Somber is afraid of us.

...remind me to never meet any of you in real life.

[Tytan]

You would insult the peoples army of China?

Yes I would.

I'm afriad it's the firing squad for you son.

I'm not afraid of a bunch of a three year-olds with guns.

[Guest]

Damn. Looks like I missed something fun.

[Tytan]

I wonder if a woman has ever put her phone up there on vibrate and asked her friends to call her.

There's an app for that.

[Tytan]

Quoting yourself in the quotes hall of fame, eh, Tytan?
Naw, that's not egotistical at all  

Last asked me to.

[Frost]

I'm not going to hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against the people.  That doesn't get anywhere good.

Oh, certainly.  We can, however, hold the assholeness of a country's leaders against said leaders.

...though, if they're anything like the typical outspoken american anti-gay politician, they'd probably enjoy an asshole up against them.

[Stringtheory]

I knew what I was getting into, but I still didn't expect electric tits.

[RoboRed]

I've always assumed that ponies literally lack external genitalia, and reproduce externally like fish. Big Mac plows the fields, despite the Apples not growing any crops that would seem to require it. Why? Because pony eggs are placed, fertilized, in the ground like potatoes to grow to maturity.

...

I will never see farmers the same way again.

[Tytan]

I know me too. Vaginas are the leading cause of tentacle rape. Trufax

[Moodyman90]

I can only assume that was in Skype wasn't it?

[Tytan]

Indeed.

[Aonee]

Ah, just usual day at PH CCC thread.

If you think that of this then you should hear me what I say in real life sex:

"(Starfox voice)Looks like we've got company"
"(Falco voice)Location confirmed, sending supplies"
"This boner of mine throbs with a awesome power!  It's loud roar tells me to defeat you! SHINING BONER! GO! GO! GO!"
"Mr. Worf, ramming speed"
"GIGA-DRILL BREAKER!"
"(spock voice)Captain, prepare for a large thrust and possibly a explosion"
"(Falco voice again)Pretty smooth flying, Fox.  I guess I should be thankful"

[Guest]

You broke my happy!

[RoboRed]

I really don't know what I was thinking when I said that...

[Guest]

You were thinking that someone broke your happy, Robo.

[RoboRed]

And it was you, you bastard. 

[Guest]

Yes, I take full responsibility for that.

[Tytan]

I think I missed out on some fun.

[Guest]

You did Ty.

[Guest]

Yea, maybe next time we won't break Robo's happy.

[Moodyman90]

From what I hear it had something to do with, and I quote " two tanks dry fucking a rock".

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