Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

by tylertoon2 Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:25 pm

iLateralGX wrote:@tylertoon2

You said I was going to work, what would my career be?

Law Enforcement! You are a Snitch!

Cao is a business woman currently a filing clerk, kipper is a spice runner in the culinary career.

by iLateralGX Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:28 pm

@tylertoon2

That is actually the career I choose for my sim when I play. Hooray!

by tylertoon2 Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:34 pm

The house is springing leaks faster than a sinking ship.

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Also...

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You guys have odd habits.

by 222222 Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:35 pm

My narcissism prevents me from resisting asking what my sim is doing. My ingrained social inhibitions make me feel guilty about it. Luckily this is the Internet so I am allowed to sound self centered.
@tylertoon2: so what is my sim up to?

by iLateralGX Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:38 pm

@tylertoon2

Well I do happen to be insane. I suppose that sort of justifies it.

That also raises the question as to why the police department thought it would be a good idea to hire me in the first place!

Edit: Also you but a space between iLateral and GX, you don't realize how happy that makes me... No site lets me put spaces in my name anymore that I just forget that iLateral GX is the proper way my username is supposed to be spelled. I just saw it and got really happy, I don't know why.

by Kippershy Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:40 pm

tylertoon2 wrote:Update 1:

It's barely been a day since everyone moved in and things are already starting to fall apart.

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Somber maybe a fantastic writer but he is a sub par plumber
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On the bright side O.Hinds And Kip are becoming fast friends

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lolwat

by 222222 Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:48 pm

@iLateralGX: clearly they are looking for a loose cannon cop with an attitude who plays by his own set of rules. You have a 50-50 shot that your partner will be a rule stickler by the book veteran cop two months away from retirement or a monkey.

by Kippershy Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:53 pm

I love what you're doing with these sims. especially with me, as I do love cooking (when it's for more then just myself, especially so.)

Keep the updates coming! =3

You make me want to find my copy now xD

by iLateralGX Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:55 pm

@Erumpet: If it's not a monkey I am gonna be disappointed.

by Ketchup Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:02 pm

I must be the handyman or something, seeing that I have no job. This is fun to watch.

by tylertoon2 Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:08 pm

Erumpet wrote:My narcissism prevents me from resisting asking what my sim is doing. My ingrained social inhibitions make me feel guilty about it. Luckily this is the Internet so I am allowed to sound self centered.
@tylertoon2: so what is my sim up to?

Busy dealing with an.... Infestation.

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Oh and correct you are Ketchup! Honestly he is going to be a master repairman considering how often things are breaking

by Valikdu Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:33 pm

...Hell, maybe I should name more ponies after forum members. I just named that one after Somber because the character is the best craftspony, but now i remember how I played X-Com and named soldiers.

I can't promise that you won't be killed by a giant skinless chinchilla with external ribs that is twisted into humanoid form and breathes fire, though. I'm taking extra care with the 'Somber' character, but can't guarantee anyone else's safety.

by tylertoon2 Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:40 pm

Spoiler:

So I'm having somber write each of his stories in game. Thing about the utopia the sims is set in, hard work and skill is actually rewarded.

Text:
"Hits are such rare occurrences, but then again simply rarity is such a rare gem of a book. Such Craftsmanship! Somber will receive 6 royalty payments of 346$."

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How meta.

Unrelated.
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by Ketchup Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:47 pm

And I liked Simply Rarity too. Quite meta.

by Kippershy Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:48 pm

Valikdu wrote:...Hell, maybe I should name more ponies after forum members. I just named that one after Somber because the character is the best craftspony, but now i remember how I played X-Com and named soldiers.

I can't promise that you won't be killed by a giant skinless chinchilla with external ribs that is twisted into humanoid form and breathes fire, though. I'm taking extra care with the 'Somber' character, but can't guarantee anyone else's safety.

DO ME
BONUS POINTS IF I DIE IN A HILARIOUS WAY.

by Ketchup Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:52 pm

Kippershy wrote:
Valikdu wrote:...Hell, maybe I should name more ponies after forum members. I just named that one after Somber because the character is the best craftspony, but now i remember how I played X-Com and named soldiers.

I can't promise that you won't be killed by a giant skinless chinchilla with external ribs that is twisted into humanoid form and breathes fire, though. I'm taking extra care with the 'Somber' character, but can't guarantee anyone else's safety.

DO ME
BONUS POINTS IF I DIE IN A HILARIOUS WAY.

Like getting killed by a staircase.
With my luck, my DF doppelganger would get grievously wounded often, but recover anyway.

by 222222 Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:02 pm

Well Tylertoon2 and Valikdu you have inspired me. I am going to create a fallout mod which will incorporate people from this forum, and probably a few other forums. Nothing fancy, but hopefully it will be as amusing as Tylertoon's, at least after I take them out into the wastes zombie hunting. Or deathclaw hunting .

by iLateralGX Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:24 pm

Valikdu wrote:...Hell, maybe I should name more ponies after forum members. I just named that one after Somber because the character is the best craftspony, but now i remember how I played X-Com and named soldiers.

I can't promise that you won't be killed by a giant skinless chinchilla with external ribs that is twisted into humanoid form and breathes fire, though. I'm taking extra care with the 'Somber' character, but can't guarantee anyone else's safety.

Well this is interesting. I want in too. XD

by Caoimhe Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:34 pm

Oh dear Lord, this is so bizarre, haha.

They should make a post-apoc Sims wherein everyone has to murder to live.

by 222222 Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:36 pm

@Caimheea: I think its called fallout.

by Caoimhe Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:37 pm

Sims has more vomiting and dancing and death from enclosed spaces I assume.

I have no idea why my fondest memory of the Sims is people puking everywhere. Twilight

by 222222 Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:41 pm

My most distinct memory of the sims is marrying somebody after meeting them a few hours ago, then building a room with windows but no doors around her and watching her starve.

by Meleagridis Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:58 pm

Accounting is gone from the index page... now it's Consequences. I think it's finally time for Blackjack to meet Glory. Though I bet it is far from the worst catastrophe to resurface here.

Can anyone remember any particular thing Blackjack (Or other characters) did that could bite their ass on the way back? Lancer not falling for BJ's bluff about Sekashi's death springs to the forefront of my mind.