Re: Project Horizons RP thread

[Rafafidi]

Finally dragged out the mino-tron, what did I miss?
Oh $#!7, there's blood everywhere! Can't your fancy magic do something cleaner?

[Scyto Harmony]

*watches them all, blinking before approaching one of the dead guards and nibbling on him*

[Guest]

*Sits next to fire* Can I get some of that moonshine guard? We got "Bloomberg" here by pissing off the enclave. Which reminds me we forgot the chicken.

[Guest]

Of course you can!
*Pulls out another jar and gives it to Last*
Glad I packed enough of the stuff it's been so helpful today. Oh damn we did forget the chicken didn't we?
*Looks at Scyto*
Are you nibbling on that guard?

[Scyto Harmony]

*looks up* He's -clean-. Like. Clean.

You know how long it's been since I've had clean pony?

*takes bite*

[Moodyman90]

*Takes the pistol and dismantles it*
Ooo, if I didn't like mine so much I'd probably switch to this one and use the other for spare parts...
*takes a closer look at certain parts*
There's the deal breaker. Barrel has some rust in it. That just spells trouble.
*fixes up his old pistol and carefully stores the parts from the other*
I can't recall if I have any on me, but between the Finders, the hellhounds, and the ponies here I'm certain there should be a few good ones left. Could probably do something with the Enclave armor from the ponies I dragged onto the sky-tank unless ya'll did something to them when I was out.
*takes out his rifle and starts cleaning it*

No Flame, to just let them fend for themselves would have been a lot crueler. Doesn't mean I have to like mercy killing.
*looks over to Raf*
How is that mino-tron holding up Raf? I know you got it working enough to get onto... Bloomberg? I must have been out for a while for ya'll to name the sky-tank haha.

[MrMagma]

And you people thought my habits were disgusting. I don't disapprove of cannibalism. In fact, I'm rather tempted, but I ain't hungry.

((Also guard, your in the top posters of all time list . Congratulations!!!))

[Scyto Harmony]

*Looks up* Oh, none of you are canni-phobes, are you?

[Guest]

*Raises eyebrow at scyto* *Takes a long draw of moonshine* Guard you don't happen to have any sweet rolls or something?

[Rafafidi]

We have normal food, you know... I think.
And we didn't forget the chickens, they are searching for a better place for us to stay.
well, there's a problem with the robot, looks like the targeting talisman was damaged by the fall and I had to turn it off, or else it would attack anything that moves...Thank you, Defender.

[Scyto Harmony]

But... fresh, clean pony! How could I want anything other than that?

... Unless you have any Mangos. I haven't seen one in -years-...

[Moodyman90]

Can't say I've eaten pony before. At least not that I know of. I'll tolerate it for now but know that I don't approve of it when we do have a decent amount of food stocks.
*finishes up cleaning the rifle*
And sorry to hear that Raf. I'm somewhat good at repairing but stuff like talismans are beyond me.

[Guest]

What!? It couldn't handle that drop?.....Once again mino-tron you disappoint me.

[Guest]

*looks at Flame and Scyto*
Both y'all are creeping me out. But at least I can deal with necromancy.
That's just freaky magic but cannibalism? To each his own I guess.
*Looks at Scyto*
You want something to drink with that uh*shudders and looks a little sick* meal.
*looks down at sweet roll*
Yeah you can have mine.
*Looks through bags*
Sorry no mangoes but I have a can of peaches

((I am? Oh wow I am. Now I just need to know if that's a good thing or a bad thing seeing as we've been here for like what a week. Thank you))

[MrMagma]

Robot, I am dissapoint.

Also, what's a Mango? Is it a rare species of dragon? Does it bite? Or is it some sort of plant? You've piqued my interest with your...eccentric behaviour. TELL ME MORE!

[Scyto Harmony]

It's a fruit. Grows in zebra lands, and some people in Fried have gardens of them.

Don't eat the skin though. Ew.

*Wipes blood off mouth* If it disturbs you guys, I'll refrain from eating in public. *Walks over to fire and lies down*

[Moodyman90]

*looks over to Scyto*
That works for me.

((I find this funny because in the fallout games you lose karma when you eat others in public haha))

[MrMagma]

I personally don't care. The others may be more... squeamish about this habit though.

Hmmm. Fruit. Zebra heritage. Maybe it will go well with roast dragon. Why we had to pick such a rare and powerful animal as our delicacy is beyond me. I guess my tribe wanted to prove it's worth to the Caesar during the war.

[Guest]

Thanks guard. *Flicks on EFS and looks in direction crys and aonee ran off to, can't see bluebars**Flicks off EFS* *mutters*Out of range.*Casually takes a bite of sweet roll*. Aonee and crys have been gone for a while...

[MrMagma]

Now that you mention it, they have been gone a while. Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? I better not be the only one thinking this.

[Guest]

*looks at Scyto*
It's fine just takes gettin' used to is all.
*Finish cleaning rifle and starts on pistol*
*Chuckles* It seems like they're gettin' along better then I thought! Lets just give them they're privacy.

[Guest]

*Casually takes another bite* That there bucking?

[MrMagma]

Precisely. Or one has killed the other. Either wouldn't surprise me, knowing those two.

[Guest]

*laughs* Exactly*Takes gulp of moonshine*
So I guess somepony is getting a happy ending today*Chuckles and takes another drink*

[Rafafidi]

Maybe Aonee liked being strapped and gagged a bit too much.
Hey, throw me a bottle too, please.

[Guest]

*Takes out another bottle and tosses it to raf*
They both did seem a lot more relaxed when they came out of the room.

[Guest]

Whaaa? I think getting drunk with friends is a pretty happy ending. *Points at scyto* If you ignore what going on over there.

[MrMagma]

Heyyy, wait a minute guard, you're right! Those damn kids! For all we know, an army of raiders is just round the corner, and they're off doing... whatever their into!

[Moodyman90]

*Looks around and notices that they are in fact, gone*
Really must have been out of it.
*looks through his saddlebags and finds only the two Sparkle Cola RADs from earlier*
Anybody else got some water or something not alcoholic?

[Guest]

Well yeah it is good way to end the day. But that wasn't the kind of 'happy ending' I was referrin' to.
*Looks at Last*
See Flame gets it.
*Looks at Flame*
We can take on army of raiders without them.*Grins* besides when they comeback we get to have some fun of our own.

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