Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Vinylshadow]

Oppa humanization style?

Hm....how would one describe having a torrent of fire forcibly blasted down your throat?

[Frost]

Hm....how would one describe having a torrent of fire forcibly blasted down your throat?

Me on the first date.

[Vinylshadow]

No good night kiss for you then, especially if you didn't help pay for dinner

[Guest]

@Rito Lore...-o. Loreo.
Yeeaaaaahhhh... I'm all for getting rid of 90% of the atrocious junk that is their lore, but the stuff the new team puts out just feels like they removed the 10% of stuff that was actually vaguely interesting and replaced it with generic trope fodder. It's like... mediocre fanfic quality. Not (necessarily) bad, just completely unremarkable and dull. And they say that's only the surface, and oh, just wait until we start showing other sides to this story; but that's what they always say, and they never deliver anything.

[Vinylshadow]

*rests on a cloud reading through fanfictions*

When in doubt, give them a mental disorder that cripples them at inopportune times....

ding!

[Tytan]

Mike strikes again!:

[OneMoreDaySK]

@last
Ah, nice attempt. Probably should actually be getting back to my design. But Firefall calls to me...

[Frost]

Alright, so, out of boredom, I decided to fire up Skyrim, this time playing as a non-warrior (first) and as a Dunmer (first) being a Mage-assassin. 

Why the fuck did I never do this before. 'Woo-hoo, you can swing your sword. I sprout flame from my hands and raise beings from the depths of hell to wage war in my name.'

Double-Casted Firebolt makes most fights literally like showing up to a knife-fight with a sniper rifle.

[Tytan]

Alright, so, out of boredom, I decided to fire up Skyrim, this time playing as a non-warrior (first) and as a Dunmer (first) being a Mage-assassin. 

Why the fuck did I never do this before. 'Woo-hoo, you can swing your sword. I sprout flame from my hands and raise beings from the depths of hell to wage war in my name.'

Double-Casted Firebolt makes most fights literally like showing up to a knife-fight with a sniper rifle.

Welcome to the world of mages.

If you want a truly awesome experience, try going as a Breton.

While you're burning down the cretins stuck using the physical, non-etheric weapons, you can laugh off the spells of your fellow mages with your dragon skin and send their magical power back at them.

(Protip: Use fire. BURN EVERYTHING)

[Frost]

Oh, that's the plan. Pyromancy with a minor in Dual-wielded Bound Swords.

[Tytan]

Don't disregard the usefulness of wards though. You will more than likely come across more than a few wizards that'll one shot you without them.

Also, I haven't bothered confirming this, but I think Fire Balls do more damage if you hit the ground near your target. Same for Chain Lightning.

[Scienza]

@Skyrim
Eh, magic always kind of felt slightly like cheating to me, especially since it's often almost as broken as the stealth system. It doesn't help that like ninety percent of the exploits and game-breaking madness come from the magical half of the game. It's probably hypocritical, since I have the most fun using the aforementioned ludicrously broken stealth system, but magic almost always felt a bit too easy.

Warrior is just boring as hell, though. Basically you just spam the same three attacks over and over again until you slowly whittle away the enemy's health.

On an unrelated note, 

@FN@F:

[Frost]

Speaking of cheating, it should be noted that I've not gone to whiterun yet. I'm damn near the Archmage, and I can't even Shout.

[RoboRed]

So I was away from drawfriend for a few days...

Swickedbait:
http://shaadorian.deviantart.com/art/The-Neverending-Journey-480383162
http://nadnerbd.deviantart.com/art/Abstraction-480330018
http://darkestsunset.deviantart.com/art/A-Tired-Sun-Princess-480294435
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http://chocochaofun.deviantart.com/art/Trixie-480541597
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http://famosity.deviantart.com/art/Royal-Sisters-Style-Test-480962971
http://grievousfan.deviantart.com/art/Want-to-play-catch-Twilight-480808522
http://bakki.deviantart.com/art/30-mins-challenge-Winter-Wrap-up-480641447
http://calonarang.deviantart.com/art/Heraldic-Princesses-480791290
http://machinimator.deviantart.com/art/This-Show-Sucks-Anyways-480680272
http://bumblebeemlp.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Celestia-480997782
http://gsphere.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Spike-481074071
http://thetriforcebearer.deviantart.com/art/Trixies-Showing-Off-Again-481199521
http://seshiriachan.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-481272355
http://aquadiamonds.deviantart.com/art/celestia-481240080
http://lavim.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Pony-Princess-Celestia-Pocket-Plush-480586169

Lastbait:
http://goatsocks.deviantart.com/art/Myri-Used-Nuzzle-409614738
http://crispych0colate.deviantart.com/art/Chryssi-Commission-480408952
http://kamyk962.deviantart.com/art/Sombra-and-Chrysalis-480398876
http://lexieskye.deviantart.com/art/Morphing-Chrysalis-480580764
http://sunibee.deviantart.com/art/Queen-Chrysalis-480566689
http://kaliptro2.deviantart.com/art/Go-Team-480654229
http://hoofboot.deviantart.com/art/Gangly-Black-Pegacorn-481286176
http://gunslingerpen.deviantart.com/art/Chrysalis-481242591
http://hollyivydesigns.deviantart.com/art/Beanie-Chrysalis-480318905
http://famosity.deviantart.com/art/Once-Upon-a-Dream-460576442

Derpmindbait:
http://moonlitbrush.deviantart.com/art/Little-Victories-480665137
http://madacon.tumblr.com/image/93711272126
http://jggjqm522.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Cat-481104499

Scienzabait:
http://notenoughapples.deviantart.com/art/Cloudkiller-481243239

[Tytan]

Speaking of cheating, it should be noted that I've not gone to whiterun yet. I'm damn near the Archmage, and I can't even Shout.

95% of the shouts are shit anyways. Unless you download mods that make them less shit.

[iLateralGX]

I mean Fus Ro Dah is nice for pushing people off cliffs.

It is also fun in general if you mod how much force it has.

[RoboRed]

lel:

[Ironmonger]

On an unrelated note, 

@FN@F:

>Mfw

[Tytan]

God I love this sort of thing.:

[Scienza]

Stealth is broken? I never really bothered with it outside pickpocketting and lockpicking.

It's at once overpowered and underpowered. Basically, once you get to a high enough level, you become a fucking invisible ninja ghost for most villagers but it is basically impossible to sneak attack an enemy.

[Tytan]

Speaking of cheating, it should be noted that I've not gone to whiterun yet. I'm damn near the Archmage, and I can't even Shout.

95% of the shouts are shit anyways. Unless you download mods that make them less shit.

The one you get in Dawnguard that summons the undead dragon?
That's my favorite; the dude's awesome.

Say yes to the 5%.

[Frost]

Since I'm wandering through a stupid-tough portion of Skyrim at a retardedly low level, I've developed a strategy I call "Pirate tradition". 

Basically, if it is at all possible, I run past the enemy , grab whatever book/gem/key I need, and pop motherfuckin' smoke.

[Ironmonger]

pop motherfuckin' smoke.

A smoke?

He means run. His original words are military slang that means to call for extraction via setting off a smoke grenade. At least that's what it meant during the Vietnam War.

[Frost]

^That, pretty much. Along with the modern connotations of using smoke grenades during infantry operations (especially in urban terrain) to cover your movement,usually in conjunction with support-by-fire.

[Ironmonger]

40k stuff:

[Guest]

Checking serebii looks like they announced Mega Gallade, Sharpedo and Camerupt turning into Macargo. I wanna like Sharpedo but damn they made him look goofy.

[Tytan]

The guys at Tumblr are geniuses.

They get us to sign a petition so we can regain access to our porn and funny cat pictures.

[Vinylshadow]

Mega Gyarados is a giant shrimp

Pretty sure that's as goofy as you can get

and of course the Diancie event is Gamestop code exclusive

How the bloody heck do you ask for a Diancie on the GTS when you can't ask for pokemon you haven't seen?

...granted, people are going to be asking for level 100 Legendary pokemon with perfect IVs, so...

...I still have access to porn and cat pictures

[Frost]

Jesus Shithumping Buttchrist. 

Stone, you shot the new 5.56 rounds yet?

[Scienza]

Jesus Shithumping Buttchrist. 

Best porn name ever.

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