Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[cb5]

I bet you didn't know that several of the ciphers decrypted from hl1 talk about a group of scientists trying to create a backup plan in case of a resonance cascade and their meeting sites being compromised. You know how they launch the rocket in half life 2 to close the fissure? Apparentely you know how several of the scientists talk about how they tried to warn of a resonance cascade? The failsafes in case of a resonance cascade were compromised. What that means is Dr. Breen is a larger asshole than we thought cause there were plans for in case of a resonance cascade and "someone" stopped it.

[Frost]

This isn't a contest of who knows the most obscure lore, but for what it's worth, I did know that.

[Scyto Harmony]

Do you have links for that? I'm a big lover of HL lore and I didn't know about that.


... And thanks to this conversation, I'm going to spend another sleepless night on all the Wiki's, looking up stuffs.

Shepard's weapon, the Spore Launcher, is the infant form of the Shock Trooper. Both Shepard and Shock Troopers use Shock Roaches

So you are correct. The only thing sexier then your voice is your knowledge of parasites.

Oh, and they can vomit grenades periodically and teleport more-or-less at will.

People talk about how, if they could, they'd become ponies and move to Equestria. I'd become a fuckin' Shock Trooper if I could, man. Four arms, teleporting, super-strength, grenade vomit and lightning-parasites. They fuckin' win Evolution forever.

Also, I'm the one with the rather high-pitched scratchy voice. You're think of Iron for the deep, sexy one.

Yeah, but one eye. What kind of pussy doesn't have a back-up?

Nah, your voice is cute.

[cb5]

This isn't a contest of who knows the most obscure lore, but for what it's worth, I did know that.

Oh okay. That raises the question of how big of a asshole is dr. breen? Did he know all of that was going to happen and did he intentionally cause the resonance cascade? If so then he's the biggest asshole in video game history.

[Valikdu]

This is the moment when you realize you've seen it before:

-princess hooks up with royal guard-

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Odd. It's like you're referencing something, but I recall no works featuring such a line

Your thoughts betray you, Frost. Your feelings for these works are strong. Especially for the one with the SAAAAAND!

[Valikdu]

*is completely and utterly apathetic towards the whole "Half Life 3" situation*

Apathy is death.

[Guest]

[RoboRed]

*is completely and utterly apathetic towards the whole "Half Life 3" situation*

Apathy is death.

Guess I'm so dead I'm a zombie, then. I tend to have a lot of apathy.

[Frost]

Yeah, but one eye. What kind of pussy doesn't have a back-up?

Nah, your voice is cute.

They sacrifice some field-of-vision for sharpness and clarity of sight, yes. A common trait among predators. Also, they're amphibious, or at least are as larvae. Considering the biological nature of their....everything.... combined with their lack of armor, it can be safely assumed that they have a healing factor or can at least heal their eye functionally.

I actually don't really like my voice. I sound like a child.

[O. Hinds]

but when it comes to scifi/fantasy scenarios in which it's impossible to think that some non-human creature isn't just as (if not more) clever as humans, that no longer stands

That's xenophilia, though, not bestiality. A lot of people seem to get those confused, for some reason.

[Scyto Harmony]

Yeah, but one eye. What kind of pussy doesn't have a back-up?

Nah, your voice is cute.

They sacrifice some field-of-vision for sharpness and clarity of sight, yes. A common trait among predators. Also, they're amphibious, or at least are as larvae. Considering the biological nature of their....everything.... combined with their lack of armor, it can be safely assumed that they have a healing factor or can at least heal their eye functionally.

I actually don't really like my voice. I sound like a child.

What you really need is a pet Mr. Friendly.

NOBODY would fuck with you if that was leashed outside your house.

[Frost]

Yeah, but one eye. What kind of pussy doesn't have a back-up?

Nah, your voice is cute.

They sacrifice some field-of-vision for sharpness and clarity of sight, yes. A common trait among predators. Also, they're amphibious, or at least are as larvae. Considering the biological nature of their....everything.... combined with their lack of armor, it can be safely assumed that they have a healing factor or can at least heal their eye functionally.

I actually don't really like my voice. I sound like a child.

What you really need is a pet Mr. Friendly.

NOBODY would fuck with you if that was leashed outside your house.

Ah, yes, the old "rape 'em to death" monster. I don't know why it was cut from the game, but I do know that it smacks strongly of H.R. Geiger's work.

Personally, if I had to pick an alien to befriend rather than become, it'd be a Vort. Have philosophical debates one moment; shoot lightning from their hands the next. They're like the bastard lovechild of Shock Troopers and Yoda.

[Scyto Harmony]

Personally, if I had to pick an alien to befriend rather than become, it'd be a Vort. Have philosophical debates one moment; shoot lightning from their hands the next. They're like the bastard lovechild of Shock Troopers and Yoda.

Yup, Vortigaunts are pretty baller. If anything just because they appear to be just really, really nice.

[Katarn]

camobait:

[CamoBadger]

Spoiler:

[Valikdu]

Misfortune of others is fun!

especially if it involves incendiary ammunition:

[Tytan]

This is the first time I've recolored somthing into clock in months:

[cb5]

This is the first time I've recolored somthing into clock in months:

I'm not even going to lie that the original is my wallpaper.

[CamoBadger]

This is the first time I've recolored somthing into clock in months:

How did I know this would happen?

Of course, you've still failed until you recolor the gif.

[Tytan]

This is the first time I've recolored somthing into clock in months:

How did I know this would happen?

Of course, you've still failed until you recolor the gif.

...maybe.

[Katarn]

Wow.

[Katarn]

Tytan! Recolor whole video! :D

[Tytan]

Tytan! Recolor whole video! :D

NO

[Katarn]

Why? It's only about 24 frames per second :D

[Tytan]

It does have a sock.

[Frost]

Well, I finally got around to watching the first episode of Attack on Titan. Well, the first few minutes of said episode. The action was over-the-top and schizophrenic, the dialogue was wooden, and nothing stood out at all about the characters, except that they, in true Anime fashion, start flipping their shit at the drop of a hat. Maybe I'll go back to it when I'm in the mood for bullshit, but for now, Edgar Stevenson must rid the Wasteland of the foes of Odin.

[Tytan]

@swicked You complain to much.

[Katarn]

let's pretend, that shadow falls on sock and we see it as we see it in picture.

Anyway, good work, Tytan. I'm looking forward to your next (re)coloring...and really looking forward at pictures, that you'll draw yourself.

[Scyto Harmony]

Awwwwww yeah.

[Scyto Harmony]

Again, I'm not one to buy into hype or rumors, but I found This for more jazz about half-life 3.

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