Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Frost]

"Frotting"

Lack of vocabulary on my part here. Mind explaining ?

I'm also confused, but it sounds obscene, and that makes me all the more curious

[RoboRed]

From wikipedia:
Frot (slang for frottage; ult. from the French verb frotter, "to rub") is a form of non-penetrative male-male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact.

I'd link the article, but it has a photograph of two dicks right at the header. Therefore, forum regulations forbid.

[Frost]

Many don't even bother with the seeming "in love" as said. Thus the "I liek kawk..." comment before. Having any character that sees one turned into a mindless tool with a sole purpose of pleasuring it. One of the most stupid with that I've personally read was a supposed "twin incest" one, that had a pure retarded "world view" of the "no, we can't have sex before marriage!" on the females, yet apparently every single male was a complete slut along with a douchebag and all had fucked around, despite this fact that no female had sex before marriage... making 0 sense as usual. Having the first act consist of them concluding what assholes males are, only every trying to use them for their bodies. Then spent the second act talking about how amazing dicks are and how they wanted to neglect their own pleasure while making sure some douchebag got to use them to satisfy themselves. Then the third act was composed about then faffing around with some retarded magical phallic toy that had authentic tasting magical sperm. Can't recall if it linked the user with it or not... but think it did... just so they could throw in some cock worship over how vastly superior it is to the cunt, all the while while the one giving oral states how fucking horny she is and how she feels neglected. Then praises how amazing sex it was once the magical dick cums, and how it's the best she's ever tasted, along with the best sex she ever had, she's never been more satisfied from being fully ignored before.

Aside from the blatant, outright retarded logical phalluses fallacies there, I give it -400 points for gratuitous use of a "magic" item. Writers, magic is a tool. If use right, it's a way to create a new set of problems for the characters while helping solve current ones. It has sociopolitical ramifications, in addition to changes on day-to-day life.

It is not wish-fulfillment, it is not plot-hole-filler, and it is certainly not the justification for whatever retarded fantasy (Like disembodied cocks) that you have.

"I liek kawk..."

And yeah, that type of shit makes me go all fff- on how retarded people write porn. I mean honestly... I don't mind people (too much...) are retarded enough to think something like that would actually be "good". What I DO mind is that it's apparently the expected norm to write that type of shit. I mean honestly, as said before: Said people would fucking riot of the opposite was the norm... and I've seen the wail as babies whenever something WAS the opposite. Demand that it was made to fit their norm. But yeah... really hate the porn norm. Especially all of the "plot convenience" used. With the "Oh, it COULD happen... - ... yeah, like 0,1 % chance... and that's generous... - and thus it does, the end!" (or the equally bad "I know this one person that is like that... thus all males/females are like that!) I just mean... honestly; Why can't fucktards at least understand the concept of hypocrisy? If they'd flip shit over and refuse to accept the opposite of what they demand to see, how can they not see the massive bigotry there? They really never seemed to have grown out of the three year old mindset of "I'm the most important thing in the world, I'm excluded from all rules!" reasoning, that "oh, just because I don't want a stick shoved up my ass doesn't mean no-one else wants one. As long as I'm the one giving, and never receiving, everyone has to be okay with it! Overall, that is partially why I got too frustrated to resume reading PH when that shit was pulled out of the ass along with all the major, severe full character revamps and redesigns and entire personality changes. That ofc atop the other stuff I ramble about... this technically is included in that, but meh.

@Tyler: I would have a bit more empathy for you if it wasn't for the fact straight males also do that shit on a regular basis... well, parts of it. Plus, it's NOT the norm. The shit they do with females IS. Like the 370 % pregnancy chance, 9301 % chance of hymen and the fuck have you. (and overall hate the "masculine/feminine" standard, it's just societal bullshit) Yes, mpreg and whatnot is blargh. And over-proportionate shit is just plain stupid. But as said, as it's a fucking norm to have a retarded cock size in most porn, especially straight, while all females are required to have the exact same model, I can't exactly give as much empathy to it. At least males ARE ALLOWED to have a variation without getting the fucking porn police on them. this is severely true in the furry/brony fandom. Where people get offended if they're not allowed to be bigots. But yeah, I can emphasise enough with those things. Really "fff-" moments. But like said, most of those are made DUE to the porn norm and lack of proper sex ed. Most of my issues are TAUGHT as the norm and lacking sex ed. Like that all girls got a hymen. Or looks like x and what have you. But yes, it does negatively affect both genders. Albeit women quite a lot harder. But feh... like said: Actually GOOD porn with EFFORT put into it would actually sell. Le gasp! It's actually true. Still baffles me whenever that one rare fucking "good" porn comes out, and people marvel at "how was it done?" as they contemplate the fact it ACTUALLY HAD A STORY AND CHARACTERS!

I'm not quote sure what you mean here.

... still recall that fucking awful r63 Cadance/Shining armor antrho fic... dear Gummy it was bad... first the author lied and said it was a "serious romantic fic" and praised how well they'd written the story, then when I had read it, and saw how fucking terrible it was, and questioned it, they made a meh excuse of "Oh, it's just a silly clopfic!". Like really, it had a "hyper breast warning", they were described at "half the size of water melons"... while Prince Butfuck Bolero had a impressive cock of 23 inches, near the average of a male. While Dickwad, Duck-Duskshine had a modest penis of only 17 inches. (to them, it was a "what? They're horses? They have big cocks.) Then went into describing how amazingly awesome these dick were in minute detail, while the story still hadn't even acknowledged, despite being on chapter two four or some shit, if Gleaming Slut even HAS a cunt. Yes, because the "hyper" warning tag is totally legitimate and placed correctly... not to mention the gross OOC the while thing had. Especially with Princess Gleaming Slut. Because cardboard characters like said... *flails* If I didn't have a sense of taste, and actually cared for balance, I'd so want to write a fic in the same awful tastes... but feh... all it'd do is have people complain and whine on it for being awful for not "paying any attention to any of the "important things" in it". Ugh... why are people so thick? Still... really want to get to do my opposite flash, even if it will go over the head of everyone...

I'm admittedly not familiar with how big a pony's genitals would be, proportionately, though everyone seems to forget that ponies are fucking tiny compared to humans--three and a half or four feet at the head would be the biggest estimate.

Also, considering these genres seem targeted to males, why do they focus so heavily on the males' genitals? A male reader should be thinking "I have a dick. I know what they're like. Truth be told, aside from size differences, they're really all the same. Talk about this supposedly 'gorgeous' female now"

Of course, one could argue that it's just not the best idea in general to spend a lot of time giving the anatomical breakdown of both parties' genitalia rather than, say, dialogue or coherent plot.

give us a fucking reach around you selfish fuck. (mainly meant to the porn norm)

If Gunnery Sergeant Hartman taught me anything, it's that the common courtesy of a reach around is paramount.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Hey guys, you know what would be funny ?

Making a life sized sculpture of this, and putting it somewhere in the streets of a well frequented area with lots of people passing by. And filming the reactions.  

Like, put it just behind a corner.


Edit : bonus

[Harmony Ltd.]

http://derpiboo.ru/404517

Bonus :

Spoiler:

[Frost]

Hey guys, you know what would be funny ?

Making a life sized sculpture of this, and putting it somewhere in the streets of a well frequented area with lots of people passing by. And filming the reactions.  

Like, put it just behind a corner.


Edit : bonus

You're not having fun until people are dropping in the streets from heart attacks.

[Harmony Ltd.]

fun

[Frost]

it looks like it's doing a 'sexy pose' for the camera

[Meleagridis]

fun

Well there's the sculpture. Just need the video camera and the civilians. Why is there so much stuff of this, again?

[Katarn]

translation inside:

[Harmony Ltd.]

Why is there so much stuff of this, again?

Lo siento, pero no entiendo lo que dices aqui

[RoboRed]

Echo seems to be making the rounds on EQD...

frostbait:

[Frost]

translation inside:

He's not going to be a shrewd businessman; he's stoned already.

[Frost]

Echo seems to be making the rounds on EQD...

frostbait:

Yes. Very yes.

[Katarn]

I love batponies too..I wonder why..

[Guest]

I prefer this echo:

[Frost]

Meh. I give that a resounding 'meh'.

[Guest]

On an unrelated note I've been playing Charlie murder lately (If any of you actually own Xboxes Id hold off on purchasing. The devs appeared to have rushed it out so it could be on the summer of arcade and the online co-op is buggy.) and this thing has a lot of pony references. And a really neat Saw one.

[RoboRed]

I prefer this echo:

Damn...can't believe I almost forgot about the lovely Princess Echo.

[CamoBadger]

Echo seems to be making the rounds on EQD...

frostbait:

Yes, Batpone fans have been very busy recently.


And for some reason they aren't doing more Mosina. Assholes.

[Guest]

Who's she? I may do something.

[CamoBadger]

Who's she? I may do something.

Mosina. Traveller, Anthropologist, super adorable bat:

[RoboRed]

Ahh, so that's the name of the one with the glasses...

Robo likey glasses...*squeee*

[Valikdu]

What can change the nature of a pony?

Spoiler:

[Guest]

Who's she? I may do something.

Mosina. Traveller, Anthropologist, super adorable bat:

Ooo. She looks fun to draw. I'll see what I can do.

[CamoBadger]

All I wanted was a box from my storage room to pack more stuff for my move.

I didn't want a bunch of spiders hiding inside the folded up cardboard that raced under my furniture as soon as I opened it up.

I wonder if I would get arrested for burning this apartment to the ground...and if my insurance would cover my stuff that I don't bother getting out first...

[Kippershy]

Poor boy. Want me to come round and charm em out of the place?

[RoboRed]

[CamoBadger]

Must pack...but can't stop cuddling Cloudchaser plushie on couch...damn you easily distracted brain!

[RoboRed]

Send her my way. I'll cuddle her for you.

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