Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Katarn]

You don't have a penis unless it runs the legitimate and severe risk of bifurcating your lover, crotch to sternum.

You mean unless it can reach your knee?

[Frost]

Big dicks, fun to play with, not to eat.

Let's not forget the gallons of semen, either. You haven't come until you're ankle-deep.

[tylertoon2]

Big dicks, fun to play with, not to eat.

Let's not forget the gallons of semen, either. You haven't come until you're ankle-deep.

Oof this one.

Seriously it just looks painful sometime how much that is described.

[Frost]

They make love, and then the bottom dies of internal bleeding while the top dies of dehydration. The end.

[tylertoon2]

They make love, and then the bottom dies of internal bleeding while the top dies of dehydration. The end.

Okay. So on a level of one to ten how uncomfortable is everyone else?

[Frost]

Let me know if the answer's "Not enough". I can always try harder.

[Ironmonger]

They make love, and then the bottom dies of internal bleeding while the top dies of dehydration. The end.

Okay. So on a level of one to ten how uncomfortable is everyone else?

My fucks have yet to be given.

EDIT: Sorry if that sounded rude. What I meant was that I'm difficult to make uncomfortable.  

[RoboRed]

They make love, and then the bottom dies of internal bleeding while the top dies of dehydration. The end.

Okay. So on a level of one to ten how uncomfortable is everyone else?

I'm somewhere in-between "wat", "intrigued", "horny over everything", and "oh god why am I still up this late I'm tired".

[Moodyman90]

Eh, I think this conversation has run its course but at the same time ya'll can keep going if ya'll want.

Only real comments I have is "Exit only", "I'm happy with and never had complaints on my size" , and "I've been on the internet too much for this to not bother me more."

[Guest]

@Robo
Being alone's not all bad, really. I'd list reasons, but we've moved on to...

@Awkward Situations
Still not uncomfortable. =P But if anyone is, they really should say so.

Anyway, this isn't uncomfortable. I have been in the room when one of my friends was showing another one of my friends pictures and videos of dicks on the internet because the latter friend (a lesbian) was being edumacated by the former friend (a gay man) on the fact that penises get bigger when aroused (no idea how this came up). That wasn't uncomfortable for me either, mind you, but they both seemed disappointed that it wasn't. =P

[CamoBadger]

What the fuck is going on in here?






And why was I not invited?

[Moodyman90]

Congrats on 13000 post Camo.

As for why you wasn't invited, I had no bait to lay for you and I don't think I'm allowed near the Camo signal. Or anybody's signal for that matter.

[RoboRed]

...I wasn't aware we even had a Camo signal...

[Ironmonger]

Congrats on 13000 post Camo.

Now we all gather around and beat him senseless with wiffle ball bats.

[CamoBadger]

What the fuck is going on in here?






And why was I not invited?

I do believe this 13K post pretty much sums up 50% of what I post in this thread.

[RoboRed]

But you love it.

[Moodyman90]

I think it's next to the Robo signal as well. Think all the mods and admins have one. Hell at this point all the active members of the site has one.

The only one that get's used is the Somber signal and that's more for the announcement of a new chapter.

[Katarn]

I think it's Trixie.

Mine would be Spitfire.

[CamoBadger]

My signal is hidden

[Guest]

Hidden or imaginary?

[CamoBadger]

Hidden or imaginary?

Neither, it's both.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

actually, you take a piss immediately after going bare back and you're pretty golden.

another thing, are you trying to convince the missus to try?

[CamoBadger]

So, according to Netflix I just watched Sleepless in Ponyville today, but I haven't watched an episode in almost a month.

I believe my brother has finally given in huehuehue

[Ironmonger]

So, according to Netflix I just watched Sleepless in Ponyville today, but I haven't watched an episode in almost a month.

I believe my brother has finally given in huehuehue

That reminds me, so has my brother. I will join you in your laughter. Waaaaaaaaaghahahahah!  

[Kattlarv]

@Frost: It's why I personally tend to try and improve on it xD Have it so there'd actually be a small amount of decent porn being made. Hopefully even managing to influence the crap being made.

And while I can partially agree on the spelling. I wrote it badly on purpose, because that's honestly how shitty said "stories" are. Ffs, even had people praise the "fantastic, authentic story" or the "great moral" of said stories that literally was horrible in ever way.

Honestly, 9/10 stories out there seem to think that once a couple is in love, they immediately have sex. They are immediately extremely good at it, despite the inexperience of those involved. They are usually so in the 'throes of passion' that they skip little trivial things like making sure both parties are comfortable, or using freaking protection. Of course, it's quite cyclical--most writers seem limited in firsthand experience and go mostly off of aforementioned bland, generic porn.

Many don't even bother with the seeming "in love" as said. Thus the "I liek kawk..." comment before. Having any character that sees one turned into a mindless tool with a sole purpose of pleasuring it. One of the most stupid with that I've personally read was a supposed "twin incest" one, that had a pure retarded "world view" of the "no, we can't have sex before marriage!" on the females, yet apparently every single male was a complete slut along with a douchebag and all had fucked around, despite this fact that no female had sex before marriage... making 0 sense as usual. Having the first act consist of them concluding what assholes males are, only every trying to use them for their bodies. Then spent the second act talking about how amazing dicks are and how they wanted to neglect their own pleasure while making sure some douchebag got to use them to satisfy themselves. Then the third act was composed about then faffing around with some retarded magical phallic toy that had authentic tasting magical sperm. Can't recall if it linked the user with it or not... but think it did... just so they could throw in some cock worship over how vastly superior it is to the cunt, all the while while the one giving oral states how fucking horny she is and how she feels neglected. Then praises how amazing sex it was once the magical dick cums, and how it's the best she's ever tasted, along with the best sex she ever had, she's never been more satisfied from being fully ignored before.

And yeah, that type of shit makes me go all fff- on how retarded people write porn. I mean honestly... I don't mind people (too much...) are retarded enough to think something like that would actually be "good". What I DO mind is that it's apparently the expected norm to write that type of shit. I mean honestly, as said before: Said people would fucking riot of the opposite was the norm... and I've seen the wail as babies whenever something WAS the opposite. Demand that it was made to fit their norm. But yeah... really hate the porn norm. Especially all of the "plot convenience" used. With the "Oh, it COULD happen... - ... yeah, like 0,1 % chance... and that's generous... - and thus it does, the end!" (or the equally bad "I know this one person that is like that... thus all males/females are like that!) I just mean... honestly; Why can't fucktards at least understand the concept of hypocrisy? If they'd flip shit over and refuse to accept the opposite of what they demand to see, how can they not see the massive bigotry there? They really never seemed to have grown out of the three year old mindset of "I'm the most important thing in the world, I'm excluded from all rules!" reasoning, that "oh, just because I don't want a stick shoved up my ass doesn't mean no-one else wants one. As long as I'm the one giving, and never receiving, everyone has to be okay with it! Overall, that is partially why I got too frustrated to resume reading PH when that shit was pulled out of the ass along with all the major, severe full character revamps and redesigns and entire personality changes. That ofc atop the other stuff I ramble about... this technically is included in that, but meh.

@Robo: Ah, okies. Thanks.

@Katarn: Something about cerberus.

@Tyler: I would have a bit more empathy for you if it wasn't for the fact straight males also do that shit on a regular basis... well, parts of it. Plus, it's NOT the norm. The shit they do with females IS. Like the 370 % pregnancy chance, 9301 % chance of hymen and the fuck have you. (and overall hate the "masculine/feminine" standard, it's just societal bullshit) Yes, mpreg and whatnot is blargh. And over-proportionate shit is just plain stupid. But as said, as it's a fucking norm to have a retarded cock size in most porn, especially straight, while all females are required to have the exact same model, I can't exactly give as much empathy to it. At least males ARE ALLOWED to have a variation without getting the fucking porn police on them. this is severely true in the furry/brony fandom. Where people get offended if they're not allowed to be bigots. But yeah, I can emphasise enough with those things. Really "fff-" moments. But like said, most of those are made DUE to the porn norm and lack of proper sex ed. Most of my issues are TAUGHT as the norm and lacking sex ed. Like that all girls got a hymen. Or looks like x and what have you. But yes, it does negatively affect both genders. Albeit women quite a lot harder. But feh... like said: Actually GOOD porn with EFFORT put into it would actually sell. Le gasp! It's actually true. Still baffles me whenever that one rare fucking "good" porn comes out, and people marvel at "how was it done?" as they contemplate the fact it ACTUALLY HAD A STORY AND CHARACTERS!

... still recall that fucking awful r63 Cadance/Shining armor antrho fic... dear Gummy it was bad... first the author lied and said it was a "serious romantic fic" and praised how well they'd written the story, then when I had read it, and saw how fucking terrible it was, and questioned it, they made a meh excuse of "Oh, it's just a silly clopfic!". Like really, it had a "hyper breast warning", they were described at "half the size of water melons"... while Prince Butfuck Bolero had a impressive cock of 23 inches, near the average of a male. While Dickwad, Duck-Duskshine had a modest penis of only 17 inches. (to them, it was a "what? They're horses? They have big cocks.) Then went into describing how amazingly awesome these dick were in minute detail, while the story still hadn't even acknowledged, despite being on chapter two four or some shit, if Gleaming Slut even HAS a cunt. Yes, because the "hyper" warning tag is totally legitimate and placed correctly... not to mention the gross OOC the while thing had. Especially with Princess Gleaming Slut. Because cardboard characters like said... *flails* If I didn't have a sense of taste, and actually cared for balance, I'd so want to write a fic in the same awful tastes... but feh... all it'd do is have people complain and whine on it for being awful for not "paying any attention to any of the "important things" in it". Ugh... why are people so thick? Still... really want to get to do my opposite flash, even if it will go over the head of everyone...

Also, side note regarding the prostate: we actually do got one. But it's in our vag, more commonly known as our g-spot in lamen terms. But yes, we have no reason theoretically to like anal. It can be a good stimuli as the anus is sensitive, but that shit takes time to prepare for. Plus, unless on the rare tiny percent that can orgasm from it, it CAN'T give orgasm... which can lead me to the simple: give us a fucking reach around you selfish fuck. (mainly meant to the porn norm)

@Swicked: ... the porn norm on average consist of making up anatomy... Or the very least enforcing stereotypes and minorities as the norm.

@EP: Also, in a random stuff regarding things: On a side note, regarding artists overall, from my experience, lesbian artists tends to be the most "open" for all I've noticed, with every single artist. They tend to be open for drawing both genders, any pairing, and often multiple designs for them. Followed by bi girls, bi guys, straight guys and girls kinda tie, but girls once again beat the guys a bit (pun unintentionally intended), and lastly gay guys. Often solely only drawing m/m or m. Ofc there are those that don't go by this and draws whatever, and dykes that only draws the vag. But as said, from my experience, from most open to least open to other things, it tends to be that ratio... and as always equally disappoint to people being hypocritical. In the usual "Oh, come on, draw some proper dick, it's what you're supposed to do/everyone does it" or insert any bad "motivation" really. To the "Ew, no gross, respect my preference. I won't draw a meat curtain." I mean gah! How can someone even be this dense?

[Katarn]

Oh, that.

Point is, MC trying to convince Kaiden, that he/she NOT working with Cerberus...while wearing Cerberus armor.

[Harmony Ltd.]

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[tylertoon2]

Seems fun when done right. But really I've looked it up and to have a fun time requires ALOT of preparation
enemas people, small ones, making sure your cleaned out is a hell of a chore, also stretching depending on the size of partner

Question: are enemas still important if both partners are okay with some fecal matter? I would figure they'd have to be, to some degree, to be performing anal sex.
Maybe if they wore nose plugs?
I mean, the person "giving" will be wearing a condom either way, unless he actually wants to get an infection. I wouldn't think it's never supposed to be performed raw and, even if it was, I don't think you could possibly get that area clean-enough to avoid serious risk of such an infection.

No people really aren't. It's a risk that people are willing to take. It's actually not that dirty back there so long as someone takes the time to "rinse out". Close couples that have been together a while actually do go bareback depending on the couple. The real risk is STDs more than anything, bare-backing is safe enough so long as one knows their partner. Otherwise not that much different than regular intercourse.

The whole thing is a tad overrated to me but if you are sensitive for it prostate stimulation can bring about some absolutely mind blowing times.

Frotting and oral are much more popular though do to convenience and cleanness.

[Harmony Ltd.]

"Frotting"

Lack of vocabulary on my part here. Mind explaining ?

[Meleagridis]

ling:

I'm a little sad. I went chasing after the source and found a guy with a ton of changeling stuff, including an itty bitty changeling monarch whose overbite made her drool but it turns out that the few pictures are commissions and the rest is changeling theory or fiction. He even did a short essay against the 'hive mind' concept for lings. Also, bug puns.

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