Re: FALLOUT EQUESTRIA ROLEPLAY SEASON 3 ((OOC/Character Sheets))

[Orm]

oh god no:

Shit.

[Katarn]

Well..that was fucking great timing, isn't it? I'm here now...

[Moodyman90]

@ Comic.
As long as I don't look behind me, he can't kill me. He only kills you if you look behind you....
I'm fucked cause my bed is behind me.

[Tytan]

@ Comic.
As long as I don't look behind me, he can't kill me. He only kills you if you look behind you....
I'm fucked cause my bed is behind me.

Draw him like one of your french girls.

[CamoBadger]

Well, no sleep for me tonight.

Again.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45067380&postcount=1934

[Ketchup]

Is it day now in New Appleoosa?
The group left in the morning for the raider camp, and came back more than 12 hours later, since it's a 6 hour trip both ways.
So, shouldn't it be night?

[Ironmonger]

@ Comic.
As long as I don't look behind me, he can't kill me. He only kills you if you look behind you....
I'm fucked cause my bed is behind me.

Walk backwards.

[Katarn]

@ Comic.
As long as I don't look behind me, he can't kill me. He only kills you if you look behind you....
I'm fucked cause my bed is behind me.

Walk backwards.

[Ironmonger]

Katarn has the right idea. Once I tried to do the Cossack dance kick, I got too low to the ground and felt flat on my ass. In the parking lot of an apartment building.

[Moodyman90]

Well what's also bad is that now I have to pee. Fucking mirrors.

I liked that short filmed though, and the pic that requires you to stare at it is old hat for me. Granted it's the first time I've seen that one but I've seen similar stuff.

[Guest]

Damn. Camo's actually getting pretty good rolls tonight. I think that makes two crits.

[Frost]

oh god no:

I don't know what it is, but everything from those types of horror stories to simple "imma castrate you" threats don't really intimidate me.

Oh, no, mr. Murderer. Please don't come within the range of my shotgun so you can attempt to engage my 6'1'', 200lb self in close combat! Please!

[Moodyman90]

At least he's not making those crippling rolls.

And the GM has to make good rolls sometimes. Just hope he gets them out of the way now and not during a major boss fight.

Also, I finally looked back. I'm good for the moment.

[Guest]

oh god no:

I don't know what it is, but everything from those types of horror stories to simple "imma castrate you" threats don't really intimidate me.

Oh, no, mr. Murderer. Please don't come within the range of my shotgun so you can attempt to engage my 6'1'', 200lb self in close combat! Please!

You weren't intimidated by the can of pee that guy was balancing on his beer gut?

[Frost]

You weren't intimidated by the can of pee that guy was balancing on his beer gut?

'Round these parts (Ohio. So I'm not sure what I mean by that) a can set up like that is what we call a "target", which brings us right back around to the shotgun issue

[CamoBadger]

oh god no:

I don't know what it is, but everything from those types of horror stories to simple "imma castrate you" threats don't really intimidate me.

Oh, no, mr. Murderer. Please don't come within the range of my shotgun so you can attempt to engage my 6'1'', 200lb self in close combat! Please!

You keep your shotgun on your couch?



Also, have another one:

A few days ago, my boyfriend sent me an email with a video link in it. When I watched the video, I was horrified. It showed him committing suicide. In the video, he tied a rope around his neck and jumped off a chair. How could he send me something like that?? His funeral is tomorrow, but I can’t bring myself to go. Am I a bad person?

[Ironmonger]

I'm laughing for some reason.

[Frost]

Of course, it helps that one can infer that ol' blackyknifeguy up there only targets those with the artistic ability to carry on the biography. I have none, save for the forehead-Swasticaning ability that comes from watching Ingloriuous Basterds about six times in the same weekend.

@Camo: I have shotguns everywhere. In case of shotgun emergencies.

Under the floorboards? Shotgun. In my couch cushions? shotgun. In my shoe? Shotgun.

Look in your left jacket pocket and tell me what you find. Is it a shotgun? Good. I placed it there.

[Guest]

You weren't intimidated by the can of pee that guy was balancing on his beer gut?

'Round these parts (Ohio. So I'm not sure what I mean by that) a can set up like that is what we call a "target", which brings us right back around to the shotgun issue

Well, Sir, I wish you luck in your endeavors to engage urine wielding individuals.

[Guest]

The only thing I have to say about that last one, Camo. Is why the hell is she not more concerned about getting a video of her boyfriend committing suicide, sent by her boyfriend?

[Moodyman90]

Ah the logic bomb. When you read something and then go "wait what?"

[Ironmonger]

You weren't intimidated by the can of pee that guy was balancing on his beer gut?

'Round these parts (Ohio. So I'm not sure what I mean by that) a can set up like that is what we call a "target", which brings us right back around to the shotgun issue

Well, Sir, I wish you luck in your endeavors to engage urine wielding individuals.

It's a new form of terrorism.

[CamoBadger]

The only thing I have to say about that last one, Camo. Is why the hell is she not more concerned about getting a video of her boyfriend committing suicide, sent by her boyfriend?

Exactly, so who sent it?

[Guest]

Maybe it was a livestream or something?

[Frost]

The only thing I have to say about that last one, Camo. Is why the hell is she not more concerne about getting a video of her boyfriend committing suicide, sent by her boyfriend?

*Cpt. Obvious mode, activate*
That is, in fact, the intended source of horror. The effect is enhanced when the reader has to think about it actively, and the thought tends to stick with the reader more than simple "jump" scares. In fact, in Badg-man's earlier link, you'll notice that there is a similar effect in most of the "posts" there.

[Katarn]

lastbait:

[CamoBadger]

Oh, have more disturbing thoughts:


This scenic home on 1.5 acres of beautiful woods can be yours for $329,000, and it even has a newly remodeled kitchen!



Just ignore that it's also the place where Jeffrey Dahmer grew up and eventually beat his first victim to death with gym equipment, then butchered the body in the basement.


@Frost: Yup. And if anyone wishes to know the answer to what the hidden message on any of those is, just ask.

[Guest]

The only thing I have to say about that last one, Camo. Is why the hell is she not more concerned about getting a video of her boyfriend committing suicide, sent by her boyfriend?

Exactly, so who sent it?

Probably the guy off camera that made her boyfriend commit suicide. That's the most logical explanation anyways.

[Scyto Harmony]

I can't get the first one...

[Guest]

Oh, have more disturbing thoughts:


This scenic home on 1.5 acres of beautiful woods can be yours for $329,000, and it even has a newly remodeled kitchen!



Just ignore that it's also the place where Jeffrey Dahmer grew up and eventually beat his first victim to death with gym equipment, then butchered the body in the basement.


@Frost: Yup. And if anyone wishes to know the answer to what the hidden message on any of those is, just ask.

I'd like to know the answers. I want to see if any of my guess were correct.

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