Re: Fallout Equestria: The Kingdom

[Tytan]

Clock shivers, "Great, now I'm gonna be seeing that in my nightmares too."

[Guest]

"Why? It ain't like it's got teeth or anythin'."

[Tytan]

"Gah, stop giving my subconscious ideas."

[Guest]

Shadow chuckles"Whatever ya say, doc. Still don't see the big deal."

[Tytan]

Clock takes out her doctors bag and looks through it, "Says the pony with tentacles slithering into his jacket."

[CamoBadger]

(5 roaches remain)
[2 vs Jayne: 14 (9 damage), 15 (9 damage)] The 2 remaining roaches near Jayne leap on him and dig their mandibles deep into his back. (18 damage total: Jayne - 84/110HP remaining)

[3 vs Painkiller: 17 (1+5= 6 damage), 17 (6+1= 7 damage), 17 (1+4= 5 damage)] The three roaches that aren't smashed jump on Painkiller and bite into him anywhere they can find skin. (18 damage total: Painkiller - 81/110HP remaining)

[Guest]

"Whatever."Clock's shadow walks around her looks into her doctor's bag then waves at her.

[Tytan]

Clock doesn't even bother freaking out. Her tone is annoyed, "Do you want your hoof fixed or not?"

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Painkiller shakes them off and readys the shovel with a horizontal swipe [combat 16]

[Guest]

"Kinda why ah'm here ain't it?"

[Tytan]

Clock takes out a needle, some thread, and a little bottle of alcohol, "Really? Cause your attitude suggests otherwise."

[Katarn]

[d20 15] Grabs one of radroaches from his back, throws him on the floor and stomps it.
[Agility: 9+3=12]
[d20 11] Throws second one from his back at wall and shoots at it, before it falls.
[d20 11] "Need some help?" Jayne shoots at one of radroaches attacking Painkiller.

[Guest]

"Well, it's kinda yer fault ah'm in this mess in the first place."He says flatly, he looks at her"...Fine, would ya kindly fix my hoof. Please?"

[Tytan]

Clock smiles, "Better." She takes his hoof in hers and uses her magic to pour some alcohol onto the cut. "Didn't anyone teach you to be nice to your doctor? They're the ones with pointy things that go into your soft parts."

[CamoBadger]

(1 roach remains)
[vs Painkiller: 19 (6+2= 8 damage)] The final roach continues to slice into Painkiller, drawing blood from the pony's back. (Painkiller - 73/110HP remaining)

At the screaching of the dying roaches, the ball of chitin in the center of the room suddenly drops the pony leg, which is revealed to be only a bloody stump. The ball unrolls and stands up, revealing itself to be easily twice as tall as either Painkiller or Jayne. Clawed appendages stick out on either side, and a pair of vicious mandibles begin snapping at the two as the monster screams and charges forward.
(Radroach Queen has entered the fight: 50HP)

[Guest]

Shadow shakes his head"Nope, never had ta worry 'bout new doc's before."

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Painkiller reaches back with his wings to skewer the radroach on his back
[combat 17] it's shredded
[agility 6-1 rolls 8]
He throws his shovel at the queen [combat 18 damage 3+5]

[Katarn]

[dodge 6] Jump and rolls to the left from queen.

[Tytan]

"Keep it in mind, it's a good policy," with the last word she starts the first stitch. Perhaps a little rougher than necessary.

[Guest]

Shadow notices the roughness and chuckles darkly"Ah appreciate the roughness and all, but ah'm sorry ta say, ah'm already spoken fer."He grins underneath his mask.

[Tytan]

"Hun, when I play rough, you'll know it." Clock continues stitching.

[CamoBadger]

((All roaches dead. Queen at 42/50HP. Painkiller's Shovel lost: lodged in Queen))

The Queen screamed as the shovel bit into it and turned to the pony who through it.
[vs Painkiller: 9] The Queen lashed a claw toward Painkiller and narrowly missed, her claws slashing through the air less than an inch from his face.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Painkiller's wings flair. "ITS ON BITCH! No offense Viktor..."

{Combat 7] Painkillers left wing makes a swipe and miss at the queen, he was shaken a little by the narrow miss with the claw,

[agility 6-1 rolls 7]
He makes another swipe with his other wing [combat 11] [damage 8]

[Katarn]

[d20 17] [d10 5] [d5 3] Jayne unleashes all power of his shotgun at queen.

[Guest]

Shadow chuckles"Oh? Ah'm sure Char will enjoy that."He looks at Clock"That's the pony with the flyin' nightlight, right?"

[Tytan]

"He is, and what we do is none of your concern... unless you want me asking question like, 'Does Cherry enjoy your magic?'."

[CamoBadger]

(Queen - 34/50HP remaining)
The queen screamed again as the buckshot bit into her side and spun to face the new threat.
[vs Jayne: 17 (9+4= 13 damage)] The bug reared up and opened her jaws, spraying a sickly green slime over Jayne that burns at the skin under his feathers. (Jayne - 71/110HP remaining. Effect: Radioactive Goo: -3HP per round until removed and purged of Radiation)

[Guest]

"It's a new spell, and ya can ask if ya want. The answer is, don't know. Ah won't use'em fer that seein' as they have a mind of their own."

[Tytan]

"So she's not into threesomes."

[Guest]

"Nope, she's not. Neither am ah. Any other questions fer my medical records doc?"

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