Re: Fallout Equestria: The Kingdom

[Scyto Harmony]

"Eh," He shrugs, "They're probably just as likely to be the ones robbing you, s'long as they think they won't get caught."

[Orm]

"I'm actually surprised that you're not panicking. By now most stable ponies I've met do the whole 'Ah, zombie pony! Don't eat me!' thing"
He chuckles and takes another drink.

[Scyto Harmony]

"By now almost everybody has spewed the 'don't eat me' line." He mutters.

[Aonee]

Makes a beep similar to a dog whining, then bumps his head against Viktor's leg, like a dog that wants a treat.

[XT Vengeance]

"Scorch isn't just some bird. He is a balefire phoenix, and he and I have been travelling together for the last eight years. I guess you could say we have learned how to understand each other."

[Ketchup]

"Well the ponies here weren't panicking, so I figured you were burned or something. So how did that happen to you?"

[Ketchup]

"'Balefire Phoenix', eh? Interesting."

[Scyto Harmony]

"Where'd you even get it, anyways?" He asks, "They tend to, you know, burn people before they become friends."

[Tytan]

The dog tilts head in confusion. He proffers one of his metal arms.

[XT Vengeance]

"Him. Scorch is smarter than most ponies, and he wouldn't take kindly to you calling him an 'it'. To answer your question though, he and I have mutual interests. Besides, we have saved each other's lives more times that I can count."

[MrMagma]

"It's a...uh...something dog. Why don't you go ask?" Eve said to the filly, hoping that she would leave her alone, even for only a few minutes.

[Orm]

"Long story short, I'm what you get when you mix a balefire bomb and a pony who's too lucky to die."
He takes another swig.
"Or unlucky, whichever one works for you."

[Ketchup]

"So I'm guessing you are quite old, eh? I'd count you lucky, myself. Ponies aren't supposed to walk away from such things."

[Guest]

She stands up straight and walks bravely over to Viktor. Putting her hooves on the thing she looks up at him. "What are you?"

[Aonee]

The robot moves his head over the hand, as if sniffing, then looks back up at Victor.
A small, orange, kind of friendly looking image of an old doctor pony appears atop the robot's head.
"He wants gems. I think he smelled some on you."

[Orm]

"I didn't exactly walk away from it, I just took a lot of radiation. Still I guess I'm lucky that I didn't go feral at least."

[Scyto Harmony]

"Really?" He says, thoughtfully, "Yeah, I know that feeling."

He looks around, "So, do you get-

-Attacked, Raped, Maimed, Assaulted, Wounded, Robbed, Assassinated, Mugged, Lost, Found, or Tortured-

-often?"

[Tytan]

"Viktor am Sand Dog. Viktor have gem, but need."

[XT Vengeance]

Charcoal frowns at the strange pony. "In my line of work, it helps to keep in pairs."

[Scyto Harmony]

"That... doesn't answer my question."

[Guest]

"You talk funny."

[Tytan]

"Viktor talk like Viktor."

[XT Vengeance]

"Yes. I've been raped thirteen times, mugged fifteen times in the last week, and everyday ponies just yell at me and take all of my stuff," he replies sarcastically. "I don't even know your name."

[Ketchup]

"'Going feral'? I'm almost afraid to ask what that means."

[Scyto Harmony]

"The least you could do is be honest with me." He frowns, "Mincemeat."

[XT Vengeance]

"Well you weren't exactly being honest with me earlier. If you really must know, I'm a sniper."

[Orm]

Searchlight thought for a minute.
"You ever see those old zombie movies while in your stable?"

[Ketchup]

"Okay... got it. Are these 'feral ponies' common?"

[Guest]

"Viktor talk funny." She walks back over to the unicorn. "Dad, I'm tired."

A green light appears around the filly as she's placed back in the pack the seam disappearing behind her.

[Orm]

"Depends on where you're looking.
Some places will have more than others."

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