Re: FO:E RP Season 2: "Electric Scootaloo"

[Guest]

((Was Cram ever mentioned in FOE or PH?))

[Guest]

((Yes, I'm pretty sure BJ eats the stuff on a regular basis, well that and scrap metal.))

[Guest]

((Doesn't that mean Prewar Equestria had a meat industry?))

[Guest]

((I guess so.... I wonder when it started.))

[Guest]

((I don't know... Maybe after AJ bought the guns she realized that keeping pigs just to eat her leftovers was a waste. Or maybe whichever friend made pinkie the hotdog brought up the idea.))

[Katarn]

(( For the sake of good ol' times, I go to bed now, but try get here near 2-3 am (add 4-5 hours from now) ))

[Guest]

((Maybe.... I mean Cram is like a hotdog so it's possible. And since there is apparently a ton of it left laying around, it was either very unpopular.))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( And I'm back.

On the way home today, there was a horse in a field, and my mom pointed it out and said "Oooh, pony! Pony pony pony!"

She can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard.


So, what happened after I left last night? You guys have added quite the collection of pages. ))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( Wasn't cram made for griffons? ))

[Guest]

((Possibly on the gryphon thing.

As for what happened, well, Harley's cousin is here. She won't be staying, but she'll certainly leave an impression...))

[Guest]

((It's possible. Umm nothing happened that you need to be aware of Scyto. ))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( TellmetellmeTELLME! ))

[MrMagma]

(( TellmetellmeTELLME! ))

((No. ))

[Guest]

((I assure you it's nothing *Cough.* ))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( ... Okay but seriously, what happened? ))

[Guest]

((Tempted to skip my class that's coming up, it's only a review day with the TA since the professor is out of town. And I do need to do some research for a speech and a paper I need to get done....))

[Guest]

((We're at the port, Major and Trail went to get drinks, and Harley's cousin showed up, that's about it.))

[Aonee]

((Go ahead and read Scyto. It'll be worth it. ))

[Guest]

(( Aon are you hanging out with Ceiling Robo right now? Because Azure and Royal medical treatment.))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( ... God... FUCKING... Dammit you guys!

SPAGHETTI! OUT OF MY EVERY FUCKING ORIFICE!

AUNFOUNEWAOUINGFOUIWEA)FANWEOFVANOF

I"M OUT! I GIVE UP! YOU ARE ALL SEX FIENDS! ))

[Guest]

((You have to admit, it's kind of funny. Besides I don't really know, what I'm going to do with her....))

[Guest]

(( ... God... FUCKING... Dammit you guys!

SPAGHETTI! OUT OF MY EVERY FUCKING ORIFICE!

AUNFOUNEWAOUINGFOUIWEA)FANWEOFVANOF

I"M OUT! I GIVE UP! YOU ARE ALL SEX FIENDS! ))

((Not sure if playing it up for the entertainment value or serious...))

[Scyto Harmony]

(( YOU GUYS!

ARGH!

...

...

...

...

... You know what? I have an idea. I need to get this stupid shit out of your minds. I'm going to write the most overly-erotic scene I possibly can, just to get it out of our systems! ))

A shadow fall over all of Trotyo.

"Oh god, It's a bird!"

"It's an airship!"

"No, it's a mile wide asteroid... made of hookers!"

Fearing for their lives, and the lives of the innocents, our sex fiend heroes jump into action!

They begin rubbing their bodies erotically against eachother, letting out moans of pleasure! The stallions position their "weapons" and aim for the giant mass of hookers.

In one, illustrious orgy, our heroes fire the Magical Mayonnaise Friendship Cannon into the ball of hookers, both knocking it off course, and satisfying the hungry whores.

"Hooray, you've saved us!"

Everyone cries in joy, and then they all got together and

FUCKED.

[Scyto Harmony]

(( YES, I MAD. ))

[Guest]

((She won't be around for long, just enough to leave an impression and talk to Harley.))

[CamoBadger]

((that escalated quickly))

[Orm]

((...
Well at least that wasn't the worst ending I've read))

[MrMagma]

((Still a better love story than Twilight.))

[Guest]

((Well Orm, should we finish up with Shimmer?))

[Orm]

((Still at school.
Maybe when I get home.
Working on project.))

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