Re: FO:E RP Season 2: "Electric Scootaloo"

[MrMagma]

((Night, Scyto!))

[Guest]

Harley thinks"There was some kind of rule about this....."She shrugs"Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing serious."She looks at Major"Well, you see my cousin, what she liked to do for fun, or her definition of fun anyways, was to go to various port cities, and play the part of what you'd call 'Cheap flank' afterwards her clients would suffer from some, unfortunate events afterwords. Whether it be disease, ship wrecks, anything really."She chuckles"She's kind of the reason that moral was brought up in first place. Well that and that mares shouldn't be allowed on ships."

[Aonee]

*Hears Harely and starts giggling* Wow, that's evil.

[Tytan]

((This is EXACTLY how I imagined Harley looks.

Spoiler:

))

"...Wow. I was more concerned about getting an STD or something. Never realized there was anything to the stories."

[Moodyman90]

((@ RvB season finale
Well... I found that sad as hell.

@ Mony Om's new series
MotherFucking Gun Scythe!))

Moodstone looks over to where Alex is at, more worried about her then what the others are talking about.

[Aonee]

((Mounty Om has a new series? Links please.))

[Guest]

"Well there's a reason behind every story isn't there?"She looks at Kura"Ah yes, she was, I wonder what happened to her. She might still be up to the same tricks.."She thinks"If you notice any mare that looks exceptionally beautiful, stay clear, more likely then not, that's her."

((Yeah, that's pretty much what she looks like, Tytan.))

[Aonee]

*Puts a wing around Red* Well I'm afraid I've already found one, do you think there's any cure?

[Moodyman90]

((It's coming out in 2013, I got a teaser for it at the end of tonight's Red Vs Blue episode.))

[Tytan]

"You don't have a cousin that gives people food poisoning or rigs casino games do you?"

[Guest]

She seems to have spaced out for a few moments she shakes her head when Saks wraps a wing around her. "A cure for what?"

[Guest]

"Sorry, afraid not one that I know of." She turns to Major"Cousin, no. Uncle, yes, last I checked he was in what was Paradise, I believe it goes by Dise now though."

[Tytan]

"That puts me slightly more at ease. I'll be sure to avoid any beautiful mares offering themselves up for a brass bit."

[Aonee]

*Nuzzles Red* Don't worry sweetie, I'm already hopeless.

[Guest]

Leans into the nuzzle. "Now I know I missed something, it must not be too bad though."

[Aonee]

Just a story about Harely's cousion, and a warning to be careful about incredibly beautiful mares. Too bad it's already too late for me.

[Guest]

"That'd probably be a good idea, if one does approach you though, and she charges very little or is persistent, just call her, Venus then she'll disappear."

[Tytan]

"I'll keep that in mind."

[Guest]

Sits up. "What? I wasn't spaced out long enough for you to meet anybody."

[Guest]

((BRB, time to eat.))

[Aonee]

*Looks at her* I dunno... This mare I'm talking about I did meet a really long time ago... I think you may know her.

[Tytan]

((Gonna go get Halo in a few. Don't want to be to far back in line.))

[Aonee]

((I have school tomorrow and can't attend the midnight release, plus I need a friend to pick it up in the first place... Eh, oh well, still payed in full for it so that's nice. ))

[Guest]

She smirks quickly hiding it before tilting her head. "But I thought you said she was a bitch." She rubs her temple. "Well I guess if your into horns... it was pretty big."

[Aonee]

I never recall anything about saying she was a bitch... And I don't think she had a horn either. *Smiles*

[Guest]

Has a look of mock obliviousness. "Hmm... one of those fillies your mom helped teach to fly?"

[Guest]

"As you should, you seem like a nice stallion. No need to get tangled up with likes of her."

[Guest]

((Go for it Major. You were already on a ship that sunk. What's the worst that could happen?))

[MrMagma]

((Yeah, Major, live a little.
Then again, we could say the same of pretty much anyone else, although any significant other/relative would probably flip their shit in most cases if they ever found out.))

[Guest]

((Yeah, Major, live a little.
Then again, we could say the same of pretty much anyone else, although their significant other/relative would probably flip their shit in most cases if they ever found out.))

((Yeah someone please do sleep with her, I'm curious what a draconequus std would do. Azure you're all about medical curiosity.))

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