Re: Corrupt a Wish

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted, only they changed the VA's and the writing is far sub par

I wish for a box knife to remove said duct tape from my case of duct tape

[Aonee]

Granted but there is far too much duct tape for you to cut through.

I wish for möbius fuel.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

(hardly, ive cut through ductape balls before to get at soemthing inside without damaging it, I am a chef after all)

Granted, but you have nothing to use it in

I wish for a cardboard box that I can easily hide under without being seen as suspicious

[RoboRed]

((Robo: Were you referencing what I think you were referencing? Sweetie Belle ))

I have no clue what you thought I was referencing.

I
wish for ... (Wait @RoboRed do you mean - .... .. ... ..--..?) Ok then.
to avoid being pistol-whipped. I wish that RoboRed's 9mm gun be now a
2mm squirt gun that shoots only normal safe drinkable water.

...No...I'm not gonna even try to figure out what that says...


Granted. But Solid Snake is your boxmate, and he's not happy.

I wish for the f$cking mouse in my basement to DIE.

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted, but there had been more than one mouse. You know what that means--more mice, and they've moved upstairs.

I wish for transport.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, it is destroyed right before you get on by some baddie that nobody saw until just that second.


I wish for firebombs.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

(You kidding? I was hoping he would show me why they call him solid snake and then introduce me to liquid snake! HA!)

Granted the bomb I planted in your car is now in fire.

I wish for anal probing

[RoboRed]

Granted, but there had been more than one mouse. You know what that means--more mice, and they've moved upstairs.

FUCK THAT. *burns house down*

Granted. You get it with a jar of angry spiders.

I wish I could stop cringing right now after thinking that.

[Guest]

Granted, but there had been more than one mouse. You know what that means--more mice, and they've moved upstairs.

FUCK THAT. *burns house down*

Granted. You get it with a jar of angry spiders.

I wish I could stop cringing right now after thinking that.

Granted; you are now jaded to the prospect of butt spiders.

I wish the spiders living outside my house would stop building webs across doors.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, they migrate inside and build webs across everything.


I wish my printer would work

[jacky2734]

Granted, but now your computer's fried.

I wish rainy days weren't so dreary.

[Tytan]

Granted, now the rain is on fire.

I wish I had super powers.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, you have the power of making your hair grow instantly.

I wish for things

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted, you now have everything. The universe now fits in your hand. However, this also means that you are outside it.

I wish for lunch money.

[Tytan]

Granted, All your money is now made of bologna.

I wish I had a solid gold, 2011 Mustang.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, it is stripped for parts the first night.

I wish for graphite pencils.

[Tytan]

Granted, your pencils are 100% graphite and continually stain your fingers black.

I wish to be the most respected man in the world.

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted, but everyone else who was well-respected hates your guts and respects you at the same time. Most of them are rich, you are not. Something bad might happen to you.

I wish for video game sequels.

[Tytan]

Granted, Duke Nukem Forever 2.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything.

[OneMoreDaySK]

Granted, just hope you're happy about those bandits over there.
@Robored, it's literally "this". Those were the days, weren't they?

I wish I could type.

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted, but you can't type well. u typ lik dolan.

I wish for schoolbuses.

[Tytan]

Granted, you have a fleet of short buses and are known as "The king of the short bus."

I wish I had my own country.

[IncoherentOrange]

((Woo-hoo!))

Granted, have Sierra Leone.

I wish for x.

[Tytan]

Granted, you own x. Now every Algebra, trigonometry, and calculus student are coming to bust down your doors to find it.

I wish I had a monkeys paw.

[OneMoreDaySK]

U hav Caesar's pah. Dem mokiis r aftr u nao.

I wsih fr coconut watr.

[Tytan]

Granted, but it still tastes awful.

I wish someone would take the FoE roleplay season 2, and make it into a book.

[OneMoreDaySK]

U haf buk. 2 hevy too mvoe.

Wish t'stop tawkn lik dis.

[jacky2734]

Granted, you now have to speak like Zecora.

I wish for my very own Fluttershy.

[Guest]

Granted, you get the one from the .mov series.

I wish for the final installment of the .mov series.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted YOURE ALL GONNA DIE!

I wish for a jar of nitrite

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